When you enjoy Food Porn..
Way more than Real Porn..
LOL
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Or you've stopped pinning your dick because you don't care about sex anymoreYou're fucking old when you're pining your dick...
To have sex...!!!
Z...
Correction...Waiting for a Raffle to start...and it's 10:40When it's 9:40 and waiting for a raffle to end so u can go to bed
I feel attacked by this one.When ud rather sleep than party,
When ud rather stay home than go out
When things that never hurt suddenly do, , it hurts to get up, things suddenly crackle and pop ...
U sit on ur balls too often
When you’re borrowing your daughter’s period pads for your bloody hemorrhoids because your wife has gone through menopause.![]()
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I need help getting down to begin with much less back up.When you lay down on the mat to foam roll your back etc..and you just lay there a while hoping someone will walk by and help you up.lol
Yes..looking at that way down,like how am I gunna do this and then get back upI need help getting down to begin with much less back up.
I've crawled into places under a car, or at work. Then when I'm done, I usually think "alright this wasn't the best idea. How TF am I gonna get out."Yes..looking at that way down,like how am I gunna do this and then get back up![]()
My life alert is the cracking and popping when I stand up out of bed. It alerts me that I'm still alive.Life alert?
I did when I was married years ago. Knees to the ribs and elbows to the chest is usually what woke me up. Or her dragging all the covers and pillows to the couch. Or me walking to the couch with no covers or pillows.
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