Hints if You're Not Sure You're OLD

[zionoir626]

When women no long play hard to Get..
They play..Hard to Want..!!
Z...

 

[HFO3]

When women no long play hard to Get..
They play..Hard to Want..!!
Z...

inadvertently “hard to want” ?

 

[zionoir626]

HFO3....
Brother we've missed you..!!
Man I was worried another old timer had lost interest..
Z...

 

[Doug 64]

I did when I was married years ago. Knees to the ribs and elbows to the chest is usually what woke me up. Or her dragging all the covers and pillows to the couch. Or me walking to the couch with no covers or pillows.

Or being asked to move because you fucking snore fart, cough or belch in your sleep.

 

[zionoir626]

When old timers talk about a two year old Raffle they cheated on..
LOL
Z...

 

[zionoir626]

Or being asked to move because you fucking snore fart, cough or belch in your sleep.

Fuck Doug...
What..your "Jabba the Hut"..
LOL
Z...

 

[HFO3]

HFO3....
Brother we've missed you..!!
Man I was worried another old timer had lost interest..
Z...

nah bro< I’m crushing life and the gym on a daily basis... I'm always around Z... How are you my friend?

 

[Doug 64]

Fuck Doug...
What..your "Jabba the Hut"..
LOL
Z...

Simmer down skywalker.

 

[zionoir626]

nah bro< I’m crushing life and the gym on a daily basis... I'm always around Z... How are you my friend?

Still pushing back..taken some bombs..but keep getting up..
Sometimes that all I can do..!!
Not Bowing to that coward C..!!
Z...

 

[OlePhart]

Or being asked to move because you fucking snore fart, cough or belch in your sleep.

All of the above all at once AFTER pulling the covers over her head.

 

[Doug 64]

They secretly love the dutch oven

 

[OlePhart]

Still pushing back..taken some bombs..but keep getting up..
Sometimes that all I can do..!!
Not Bowing to that coward C..!!
Z...

You damn skippy. Kicking and screaming all the way.

 

[HFO3]

Still pushing back..taken some bombs..but keep getting up..
Sometimes that all I can do..!!
Not Bowing to that coward C..!!
Z...

true strength lies in our ability to rise after each fall and tackle life's challenges head on brother, stay strong and know I’m praying for you to continue staying strong brother !

 

[zionoir626]

You damn skippy. Kicking and screaming all the way.

Is there another Way..???
Z...

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

I've made it a habit to roll on one side at the edge of the bed and slide my leg out of bed first before I try to sit up.

Everyone knows this move. Then you throw the leg downward to act as a counter-weight to help catapult yourself to a seating position. Used to see my dad do it and I would laugh and now I'm doing it

 

[zionoir626]

They secretly love the dutch oven

Watch out for the "Dutch Rudder"...
Z...

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Has anyone used your toes to take your socks off because you just didn't feel like bending over.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Watch out for the "Dutch Rudder"...
Z...

Or the double dutch rudder

 

[zionoir626]

Everyone knows this move. Then you throw the leg downward to act as a counter-weight to help catapult yourself to a seating position. Used to see my dad do it and I would laugh and now I'm doing it

You talking about getting out of Bed...
OR
Launching an F18 Super Hornet..??
Z...

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

You talking about getting out of Bed...
OR
Launching an F18 Super Hornet..??
Z...

Some days it takes the same force to do both

 

[Doug 64]

Has anyone used your toes to take your socks off because you just didn't feel like bending over.

Is there another way?

 

[zionoir626]

Or the double dutch rudder

Now..that can get out-of-hand..and Fast...& Furiously..!!
Z...

 

[zionoir626]

Is there another way?

You Graduate Harvard..???
LOL
Z...

 

[Doug 64]

You Graduate Harvard..???
LOL
Z...

That's HARD KNOCKS... not Harvard!

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Is there another way?

Yeah, also watched dad drag his foot backwards on the carpet to get his socks off. Those are the only two methods that I'm familiar with.

 

[Doug 64]

Yeah, also watched dad drag his foot backwards on the carpet to get his socks off. Those are the only two methods that I'm familiar with.

I'm usually drunk when I try that and I fall so I gave up on it.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Now..that can get out-of-hand..and Fast...& Furiously..!!
Z...

Get out of hand, or get in hand...I guess it depends on how you look at it.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

I'm usually drunk when I try that and I fall so I gave up on it.

Been there. Yeah I tried it once for about 5 minutes. I kept dragging my foot trying to get my sock off. Started to get fuckin carpet burn on my foot, and then I realized I wasn't even wearing socks.

 

[zionoir626]

Get out of hand, or get in hand...I guess it depends on how you look at it.

Safety goggles are a must..!!
Z...

 

[zionoir626]

But we shower separately..!!
Z...