Hints if You're Not Sure You're OLD

[Big_Jimmy434]

But we shower separately..!!
Z...

Good because it would be gay if you didn't

 

[zionoir626]

Good because it would be gay if you didn't

And that's the last thing I would ever want..
Z...

 

[NDflowback]

Best part of getting older, not giving a shit about anything

So true. One day I realized my ability to give a shit had disappeared without knowing when it happened.

 

[zionoir626]

So true. One day I realized my ability to give a shit had disappeared without knowing when it happened.

Like taking a shit in your jeans and wait till you get off work to change..
Z...

 

[OlePhart]

Socks. Drag my foot just far enough that I can get the other heel on the toe of the sock I'm taking off and just pull my foot out of it. Just make sure nothing hard is behind you. Ouch.

 

[zionoir626]

Socks. Drag my foot just far enough that I can get the other heel on the toe of the sock I'm taking off and just pull my foot out of it. Just make sure nothing hard is behind you. Ouch.

This is some odd behavior..out of the age Box..!!
Not sure how to reply..
Maybe.."Stop Doing That "..!!!
Just..Unsure..!!
LOL
Z...

 

[OlePhart]

Sounds odd maybe but I take my boots off right next to where my flip flops are. Still standing, slip the boots off and step into the flip flops. Works for me anyway.

 

[Doug 64]

But we shower separately..!!
Z...

FINE!

 

[nightwing]

Has anyone used your toes to take your socks off because you just didn't feel like bending over.

This has a name around here = "Monkey Toe" its a fucking lost art. When you can not only remove that sock, but then use your feet like fucking robin hood and shoot it at your wife

 

[midniters2]

Lol

#3 Wipes...I don't care what anyone thinks about my butt hygiene. I'm gonna use them.

To add to your list:

1) AARP sends you mail daily

2) The waitress tries to give you the senior discount (and you take it because you enjoy saving money)

3) You no longer find yourself flirting with girls in bars, etc. Instead you're flirting with all the nurses you now see. And you suddenly realize you have a fetish for scrubs and panty lines.

Nurse: "You have such nice veins!"
Me: "That's nothing. I got this one you should see."

 

[OlePhart]

When you reach the point where you're more concerned about fiber intake than anything else in your diet so you don't wind up trying to shit chalk. That and involuntary naps. Suddenly wake up "Oh shit! What time is it?"...15 minutes has passed. But you were on the shitter at Walmart and the paramedics are trying to pull the door off the stall. Which didn't happen. Just a funny thought.

 

[Castaway]

I can't see shit. We're microwave directors always that small?!?!

You find yourself having to explain to kids that we didn't have cell phones when I was six fuckin years old

You accidentally ask customer service somewhere if you should FAX them your info

 

[OlePhart]

I can't see shit. We're microwave directors always that small?!?!

You find yourself having to explain to kids that we didn't have cell phones when I was six fuckin years old

You accidentally ask customer service somewhere if you should FAX them your info

The fax part. Always hated fax machines.

 

[Castaway]

You say shit like. Back when I had a pager!

If you ever rocked acid washed jeans "tight rolled" sported L.A. Gear sneakers or wore Drakkar Noir cologne

If you remember having to smoke "shwagg" or smelly seed filled brick weed

 

[OlePhart]

You say shit like. Back when I had a pager!

If you ever rocked acid washed jeans "tight rolled" sported L.A. Gear sneakers or wore Drakkar Noir cologne

If you remember having to smoke "shwagg" or smelly seed filled brick weed

Wore a pager for 6 years.
I like Drakkar Noir.
And I remember when the cops used to try disposing of weed from big busts by burning it with diesel fuel at a local Coast Guard base. People would wait till late at night, jump the fence, dig to the bottom of the weed pile and get garbage bags full of weed for free. Sometimes they didn't dig deep enough and you could smell the diesel. Idiots would buy it anyway.

 

[Castaway]

Wore a pager for 6 years.
I like Drakkar Noir.
And I remember when the cops used to try disposing of weed from big busts by burning it with diesel fuel at a local Coast Guard base. People would wait till late at night, jump the fence, dig to the bottom of the weed pile and get garbage bags full of weed for free. Sometimes they didn't dig deep enough and you could smell the diesel. Idiots would buy it anyway.

For the record, I still like Drakkar Noir too,
And yes, I had a pager for years selling dirt weed....Bought my girlfriend one and she thought I was a white Pablo Escobar or something. She was easily impressed

 

[OlePhart]

For the record, I still like Drakkar Noir too,
And yes, I had a pager for years selling dirt weed....Bought my girlfriend one and she thought I was a white Pablo Escobar or something. She was easily impressed

I never sold anything but I remember people buying that diesel weed. Dumbasses. I was on call on my job for 6 years. Never again. I use that Mascolino cheapo shit from the Dollar General now.

 

[Castaway]

Shit bro, 90's most the shit was Mexican brick. Now all the kids are fuckin spoiled. Everything is what we called dank....they call it gas.
Hell I would have shit back in the 90's if I could have walked into a gas station and bought THC gummies! Kids now got no idea how good they got it!

 

[OlePhart]

Yeah. Back then that Christmas Tree sensamilla was the shit. Gold bud, Meshmacon, Jamaican Lambs Bread, Black Afghan and Blonde Lebanese hash. Thai Stick dipped in Opium...damn I'm old.

 

[Doug 64]

Yeah. Back then that Christmas Tree sensamilla was the shit. Gold bud, Meshmacon, Jamaican Lambs Bread, Black Afghan and Blonde Lebanese hash. Thai Stick dipped in Opium...damn I'm old.

Don't forget the Panama Red and the Acapulco Gold!

 

[Ogre]

I'll never forget the time I worked on a beach in South Florida:

Quick, call the cops, there's two bales of marijuana that floated up on the shore.

Yes, Officer, this is the one bale that we saw float up on the shore. This one right here.

 

[OlePhart]

I can just see you sitting on top of that bale picking buds off stuffing a pipe not a care in the world.

 

[Castaway]

Don't forget the Panama Red and the Acapulco Gold!

You guys remember bubble berry, cannabis cup winner in roughly 98 or 99

 

[Castaway]

Oh shit, I got another one proving I'm probably dirt old.
I remember when the internet was the feature story on the Today Show. Bryant fuckin Gumble talking about the wave of the future!
People's were all like "it's just a fad!"

Maybe it is. Maybe it won't last.

 

[zionoir626]

When you suddenly realized..You're watching Grandma Porn..the bikini depends cut..gives it away..
Z...

 

[Castaway]

Or you realize your aren't watching porn at all!

 

[OlePhart]

Or you realize your aren't watching porn at all!

I'm old. But I ain't that old.

 

[Castaway]

Holy shit....it's 7:30! 3 hours late for supper.
I better heat up that leftover meatloaf and get to the recliner for Matlock then off to bed. It'll be 9:15 before I hit the sack! Living crazy today!

 

[ruffus]

Or you realize your aren't watching porn at all!

And don't miss it. Maybe that is is not old , but really old.

 

[MindlessWork]

Oh the days of smoking weed and drinking back in my high school/college days....now I feel OLD!