Hints if You're Not Sure You're OLD

[Jbl]

Number 1 hit different

 

[Doug 64]

Can y’all speak up please!

What????

 

[MindlessWork]

I know I am old when I now get ads for Ensure or Glucerna...or Grecian Formula considering my hair's greying.

 

[MindlessWork]

What????

Time for a hearing aid, lol.

 

[Doug 64]

I know I am old when I now get ads for Ensure or Glucerna...or Grecian Formula considering my hair's greying.

Here's the real confirmation point... What exactly do you do with them? LOF l.

 

[MindlessWork]

Here's the real confirmation point... What exactly do you do with them? LOF l.

Those are basically supplement shakes for diabetics or older people.

 

[Doug 64]

Those are basically supplement shakes.

LOLI knew that, I meant. Do you actually consider buying the shit? Or do you just pass it by? That determines whether or not we are old!

 

[MindlessWork]

LOLI knew that, I meant. Do you actually consider buying the shit? Or do you just pass it by? That determines whether or not we are old!

LOL I really don't need those.

 

[Doug 64]

LOL I really don't need those.

.....me....either?!

 

[MindlessWork]

Now that I am pushing 60, seems companies are starting to send me flyers and adverts for chair lifts even . I already have an AARP card

 

[Doug 64]

FUCK AARP...those commie fucks send me shit regularly. They remind me of a Union. I used to belong to... The Union rep would tell everybody to sit in the room, raise their hand and smile if they enjoy their job... Next week's headline in the Union Paper had you voting to take a cut in pay and benefits. AARP does the same shit...if you're not aware they are a MAJOR voting influencer and push the hard-core Liberal and Joe Biden agenda.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Time for a hearing aid, lol.

I couldn't see what you wrote, had to get my glasses.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Ahhh come on Z!!!

That's some straight up dementia shit right there.

I hid a old superman costume in the back of my closet just to fuck with myself when I'm older and I have dementia

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

FUCK AARP...those commie fucks send me shit regularly. They remind me of a Union. I used to belong to... The Union rep would tell everybody to sit in the room, raise their hand and smile if they enjoy their job... Next week's headline in the Union Paper had you voting to take a cut in pay and benefits. AARP does the same shit...if you're not aware they are a MAJOR voting influencer and push the hard-core Liberal and Joe Biden agenda.

This shit is too funny. I think because it sounds so true.

Raise your hand if you want ice cream. Head lines: Union workers vote unanimously to accept lower wages.

 

[zionoir626]

One great thing about getting older..you forget shit..!!
Saves on cable bills..
All I need is all the Rambo movies..shit I even watch them in the wrong order, I don't give a fuck..!!
Z...

 

[AR-15]

Bunch of old farts…….

 

[zionoir626]

Bunch of old farts…….

Wait 10 minutes...and you'll be adding to the endless list..
LOL
Z...

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

One great thing about getting older..you forget shit..!!
Saves on cable bills..
All I need is all the Rambo movies..shit I even watch them in the wrong order, I don't give a fuck..!!
Z...

And the best part about forgetting shit is that when you do forget, you don't even remember it so it's like you never forgot at all.

 

[zionoir626]

And the best part about forgetting shit is that when you do forget, you don't even remember it so it's like you never forgot at all.

Exactly...
What were we talking about..??
Z...

 

[ruffus]

Bunch of old farts…….

You'll get there..... if you live long enough!

 

[MindlessWork]

Bunch of old farts…….

Hang in there long enough you'll become one too!

 

[zionoir626]

Hang in there long enough you'll become one too!

He already is..
Anybody remember those old joke envelopes..??
You know..Bold letters on the outside.."AIDS Test Results Inside, Time Sensitive!!"
I really want to send AR15 one..!!!
Z...

 

[MindlessWork]

He already is..
Anybody remember those old joke envelopes..??
You know..Bold letters on the outside.."AIDS Test Results Inside, Time Sensitive!!"
I really want to send AR15 one..!!!
Z...

Lmao too funny!

 

[zionoir626]

Lmao too funny!

What can I say..I'm a dirty Bastard..!!
Z...

 

[OlePhart]

Bunch of old farts…….

Wait a damn minute, I resemble that remark.

 

[OlePhart]

I know I'm aging like milk but you don't have to remind me.

If I ever get so old that I stand up, can't remember why I stood up, then sit back down and suddenly remember I gotta shit?
PLEASE SHOOT ME!

 

[Doug 64]

Exactly...
What were we talking about..??
Z...

Wait....what?

 

[AR-15]

You if you’re a a student in your high in high in

He already is..
Anybody remember those old joke envelopes..??
You know..Bold letters on the outside.."AIDS Test Results Inside, Time Sensitive!!"
I really want to send AR15 one..!!!
Z...

Ok I know I’m probably gonna have a bunch of old gay guy’s laughing at me ()but I honestly don’t get the joke? Old envelopes? AIDS Test inside? Time sensitive?….Nope still don’t get it….

Oh wait. Was this one of those times I should have pretend laughed cause you’re old and confused and really don’t know what you’re saying? Lol

 

[Multislacking]

Hint #209
You can barely make it through a meal without blowing your nose. Regardless of what you eat.

Hint #209a
You have kleenex in virtually every room and ALL the vehicles.

 

[OlePhart]

Hint #209
You can barely make it through a meal without blowing your nose. Regardless of what you eat.

Hint #209a
You have kleenex in virtually every room and ALL the vehicles.

209b perhaps? lol....

You have reading glasses in your car, truck, boat, vehicle at work, bathroom, coffee table, night stand, in your pocket and shopping for more RIGHT NOW, because they'll all be lost or broken before the week is out.