Skinny fat 18 year old. Should I take steroids?

[ChangingOffNight]

Why are people replying to this?

"Lifter"?? Some other moron??

i was asking a genuine question though.

 

[Rot-Iron66]

i was asking a genuine question though.

Yeah.. Okay...

 

[Rot-Iron66]

No 18 year olds are up at 4 AM, sorry... The retarded fellers who make up troll accounts because this place owns their fragile minds, well yes, they are up giggling to themselves in Ma's basement. (After they azz-fukk her of course)... And their Dad, the Tranny...

 

[ChangingOffNight]

No 18 year olds are up at 4 AM, sorry... The retarded fellers who make up troll accounts because this place owns their fragile minds, well yes, they are up giggling to themselves in Ma's basement. (After they azz-fukk her of course)... And their Dad, the Tranny...

What? I asked a real question are you're accusing me of trolling. I will take up the advice of the other users and not take em till im 23 atleast. I guess they're right and i dont wanna die

 

[ChangingOffNight]

Eat good food high in protein, have a consistent workout schedule and let your muscles develop. Steroids don’t get you jacked fast. It still takes years to get a good physique and to gain muscle maturity so that you keep what you gain.

ok well, i got some standard muscletech whey. I think that should do the trick. Im gonna reduce my carbs and eat meat along with drinking the protein powder.

 

[Boykinben82]

ok well, i got some standard muscletech whey. I think that should do the trick. Im gonna reduce my carbs and eat meat along with drinking the protein powder.

It’s a good start. And drink lots of water.

 

[Bigdog6.7]

No

 

[Androgenocide]

Who is this "lifter" guy I always hear about? Some sort of legendary troll?

 

[wesley_swolle]

Who is this "lifter" guy I always hear about? Some sort of legendary troll?

The short version. His screen name was Lifter6973. He went insane after the 2020 presidential elections. When his lifter account got banned, he started creating multiple alt accounts. Idk the exact number, but my guess would be over 100. He was also banned on UGBB for pretty much the same shit. He's a total nut job

 

[Androgenocide]

The short version. His screen name was Lifter6973. He went insane after the 2020 presidential elections. When his lifter account got banned, he started creating multiple alt accounts. Idk the exact number, but my guess would be over 100. He was also banned on UGBB for pretty much the same shit. He's a total nut job

Geez, good to know

 

[ChangingOffNight]

The short version. His screen name was Lifter6973. He went insane after the 2020 presidential elections. When his lifter account got banned, he started creating multiple alt accounts. Idk the exact number, but my guess would be over 100. He was also banned on UGBB for pretty much the same shit. He's a total nut job

He was off the tren and anavar.

 

[Fletcher]

ok well, i got some standard muscletech whey. I think that should do the trick. Im gonna reduce my carbs and eat meat along with drinking the protein powder.

Get Iso-Pure, its much cleaner.

 

[wesley_swolle]

He was off the tren and anavar.

Are you asking or telling?

 

[Ogre]

As I think 100% of the people here have posted in response to the original question:

No.

The part they didn't all add: it's not magic. Just taking some steroids won't make you suddenly huge. That's not how they work. I think it was Cher in a commercial a long time ago that said, "If a beautiful body came in a pill, everyone would take it."

Seriously, it takes more diet and training than anything else. If you just start taking steroids out of the blue, you will likely see side effects more than anything else.

 

[Oldschool1]

Hell no

 

[LickMyTATE]

These dudes are being assholes to you but it is only because they hang around this place and that's what we do when someone says stupid shit.

At 18, your body still isn't producing as much as it WILL in the next 3-5 years.

If you do AAS, even test you can completely fucking ruin this process and make it so you never naturally produce it again/produce it at the same rate

Then there is the obvious things like controlling estrogen and BP which you are NOT READY FOR AT ALL, and we can tell just from reading what youve said thus far.



PLEASE dont make this mistake kid. If you want to truly get big here is how you can start at your age:

Lift HEAVY with good form; 3-5 sets with 5-12 reps on compound lifts.
Sleep as much as possible
Don't eat processed ass junk food
Drink a ton of milk
Eat until it hurts then EAT SOME FUCKING MORE
Repeat

I promise that will put you on the right path. This isn't tiktok this is real life, so don't expect to be built like the rock after a year of training, BUT, if you take that shit serious you will be extremely happy with where you end up.

GL Kid.

 

[TotalWar]

I think he's trolling...kidding..

 

[wearegroot]

I started AAS at age 18, test cyp and dianbol, one of the dumbest decisions I have ever made.

Would you have not regretted it if you started it at 21? Is that a good age to hop on the divine stuff ?

 

[MXP51]

Bullshit account.

 

[Jruck166]

Just. Absolutely no. Wait 10 years then re-evaluate.

 

[Astro95]

Is that you in your profile picture? Wondering where an 18 year old got enough money for that much ink...

Prison

 

[Bob West]

No

 

[zionoir626]

The Answer...
Hell No..!!!
Answer to your Problem...
Learn how to eat to Grow..!!!
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