I made a list once including the names. Had a few Jane Doe’s due to memory. I wasn’t too proud of it and if anything, it made me a bit ill thinking about it.
That list was over 100 and it was a long time ago. Pretty sure it has to be in the 200 range.
I started slow, only two through High School. Then I lived across from TCU and was drinking almost daily with these rich bitch daddy’s…I mean “deddy’s” girls who were very, very naughty. Strong two year stretch. Then I joined the Navy and lived in Scotland. I took being a sailor seriously and shot for the stereotype. I didn’t just play one on TV as they say.
Scottish girls were more “randy” than American sailors. Typical exchange (sort of):
”Hey, I’m Rob. What’s your name?”
(in an impossible to understand Scottish accent) “I am Susie. Are you going to be slipping me your schlong later?” Joking here, but not by much. Guaranteed pussy anytime you wanted it. But I got tired of banging chicks that smelled like a clothes hamper so I started banging Navy chicks. Once word gets out that you can do it right, you get a steady stream. They are sailors too, after all.
Then I came back to the states, stationed in Mississippi and those girls were damn near like Scotiish girls, except for the mildew smell and giant tarantula clams.
A fleet sailor can get a girl a night depending on what port you pull into and I made the most of it.
Then I started being in and working in gyms. You know that boring saying “I passed up on more pussy that you’ve ever had.”?
Ask anyone who works in a gym (Calling Bolan…), any guy working in a gym pulls pussy out of there. Even the fat, ugly guys.
But I was in shape, good looking and can chat, or as my Puerto Rican shipmate used to say…”Have the rapability”.
I had so many opportunities and even passed on a few.
I had a seriously prolific sex life for quite some time. To me, if it wasn’t the challenge of the chase, it was simply just a “workout”.
I even went for the novelty, “check the box” phase.
But when I started dating my first wife, I was done. I have slept with only two women in 25 years. Both my wives. Not at the same time. I ain’t Mormon or Muslim.
Honestly, I never understand why someone would bring up this subject with their significant other. It matters none and aside from eroding a relationship, which this is a great way to start, it simply doesn’t matter.
What happened before with both of us is not important. How we behave going forward however, is paramount.
