Saturday BS Session - Bad Advice

[Jbswole40]

Always use the website when ordering from SB.

 

[OlePhart]

Damn im late,u guys r sic,all bad advise w women.

We're sick? Really? You know damn well why you got tagged.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

You lost me on that one.

I just wasnt satisfied with the speed this thread was heading into the ditch. Decided to hit the gas pedal.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

When she gains weight, just be honest with her. She will appreciate your honesty.

 

[OlePhart]

I just wasnt satisfied with the speed this thread was heading into the ditch. Decided to hit the gas pedal.

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If that ain't a case of the red ass I don't know what is.

 

[Jbswole40]

Hmm..
Bad advice?.
Jimmy stumped me,on this one

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Always remember if you're ever in jail, if you see something, say something.

 

[OlePhart]

Aleays remember if you're ever in jail, if you see something, say something.

That'll be your last near miss report.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Hmm..
Bad advice?.
Jimmy stumped me,on this one

Its easy for all of us to come up with bad advice, just recommend something that you've done from the past.

 

[OlePhart]

When she gains weight, just be honest with her. She will appreciate your honesty.

Like sitting at Waffle House honesty?

"Pass me the honey, honey."
"Pass me the sugar, sugar."
"Pass me the bacon you fucking pig."

 

[Jbswole40]

Hmm.
Babe i bought u this spray so u can take it all in,you know deep throat, taste like strawberry, mmm.?.
Yea

 

[Jbswole40]

My woman actually sent me a pic of her 2 yrs ago and said i want that body back...
Bad advice or truth??.
What yous think i said?

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Show her you really love her. Buy her practical gifts like windshield wipers.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

My woman actually sent me a pic of her 2 yrs ago and said i want that body back...
Bad advice or truth??.
What yous think i said?

"Yeah, I want that body too"

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Compare her to your ex. She will appreciate the feedback.

 

[OlePhart]

Show her you really love her. Buy her practical gifts like windshield wipers.

And over sized banners and flags.

 

[Jbswole40]

Bad gif,
I actually told her to let me fuck all that bad weight off,
I thought it was great advice

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Eye contact can be intimidating, keep things casual and scroll through your phone when shes talking.

 

[OlePhart]

Eye contact can be intimidating, keep things casual and scroll through your phone when shes talking.

Just raise the newspaper to block her view. My dad used to do that. Rage bait.

 

[AR-15]

I know, I have one of your Jelking rants saved as a favorite.

Looking back man the amount of hours I wasted tugging on my dick cause of some stupid fad is just embarrassing.

Ah hey whatever I tried. Just another stupid thing I’ve done in my quest to achieve a “Super Penis”.

When I become a billionaire Im just gonna buy myself a team of top doctors and scientists and have them develop and install a “Super Penis” on me.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

When working around moving equipment, always assume the other guy can see you.

 

[Jbswole40]

You ever walk up to your woman kiss her,and grab her phone,oh yes best eye contact is happening.then smash that mfer on the floor and say see you in bed,& have greatest sex ever.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

If the ladder is wobbly, climb faster.

 

[OlePhart]

Looking back man the amount of hours I wasted tugging on my dick cause of some stupid fad is just embarrassing.

Ah hey whatever I tried. Just another stupid thing I’ve done in my quest to achieve a “Super Penis”.

When I become a billionaire Im just gonna buy myself a team of top doctors and scientists and have them develop and install a “Super Penis” on me.

You'll have to buy a Superhero outfit and go terrorize Walmart.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Always lift with your back. Its easier.

 

[OlePhart]

Bad advice? Yeah man. Get married. You'll love it.

 

[Halfi]

My favorite piece of bad advice is when people ask me for directions , I send them in the complete wrong direction lol not sure if this qualifies for bad advice but I feel like it’s on the border

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Bad advice? Yeah man. Get married. You'll love it.

Thats terrible advice.

 

[Jbswole40]

Looking back man the amount of hours I wasted tugging on my dick cause of some stupid fad is just embarrassing.

Ah hey whatever I tried. Just another stupid thing I’ve done in my quest to achieve a “Super Penis”.

When I become a billionaire Im just gonna buy myself a team of top doctors and scientists and have them develop and install a “Super Penis” on me.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Warm ups just waste your strongest reps. Dont do them.