Saturday BS Session - Bad Advice

[Big_Jimmy434]

If you had to give someone bad advice, what would it be? I'll go first,

Its always a good idea to call her by another name during sex.

Let the BS begin.

@OlePhart @Jbswole40 @Bolan @Cypher @squat to death

 

[squat to death]

Tell your ex you miss her and set up a date with her, then ghost her.

 

[Bigtoe]

If you had to give someone bad advice, what would it be? I'll go first,

Its always a good idea to call her by another name during sex.

Let the BS begin.

@OlePhart @Jbswole40 @Bolan @Cypher @squat to death

My ex wife actually got off on that shit!

Now for advise I told my wife I think most women are materialistic as she is shopping.

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[chadmack]

When your wife or girl is all ready to go out to a nice dinner ask her how she is gonna fix her hair to go out,,

 

[squat to death]

If a bear is charging towards you in the woods, you should hug him. Bears love hugs.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Always use the website when ordering from SB.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Always be naked when frying bacon.

 

[squat to death]

Always be naked when frying bacon.

Fry your bacon while frying your bacon.

 

[Learningtopump]

Always be naked when frying bacon.

As a nudist, this is an amazing recommendation!

 

[chadmack]

As a nudist, this is an amazing recommendation!

Video or it didnt happen

 

[Learningtopump]

Video or it didnt happen

This is the pit! With my new outlook on life I just might! But just know I will send all complaints your way! LOL

 

[OlePhart]

Tell your boss you're leaving early to make up for coming in late.

 

[Glycomann]

Friday at 9:00 pm cover the surveillance camera with gum and piss on your boss's chair. Then plant your wallet in his desk. On Monday run from your one on one meeting screaming that he touched you and run to security and tell them he stole your wallet when he was gripping your manhood. Point to the desk crying.

 

[OlePhart]

Friday at 9:00 pm cover the surveillance camera with gum and piss on your boss's chair. Then plant your wallet in his desk. On Monday run from your one on one meeting screaming that he touched you and run to security and tell them he stole your wallet when he was gripping your manhood. Point to the desk crying.

That sounds like the voice of "I've done this"

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Friday at 9:00 pm cover the surveillance camera with gum and piss on your boss's chair.

As part of the bad advice, I would recommend NOT covering the camera, and shitting on the chair. I would also recommend Monday morning at 9am

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

If he asks, Always let a bald man borrow your comb.

 

[OlePhart]

If he asks, Always let a bald man borrow your comb.

Aww hell naw! There's hair somewhere else and that's his comb then.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Bates Motel.
5 Stars.
Best nights sleep guaranteed

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Tren is always the first compound that you should run on your first cycle. Run Higher doses for less side effects

 

[OlePhart]

Tren is always the first compound that you should run on your first cycle. Run Higher doses for less side effects

Spoken like a true Redditer

 

[AR-15]

You”ll be able to make a girl really think your 9” on your first date if you fuck her with the lights off.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

You”ll be able to make a girl really think your 9” on your first date if you fuck her with the lights off.

Jelking will definitely make you bigger.

 

[AR-15]

Tell a red head you love her after the first time you bang her.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

You don't really need bloodwork

 

[OlePhart]

Tell a red head you love her after the first time you bang her.

That's called Russian Roulette

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Never wipe after you poop. Especially in the summer. It's good skin moisturizer.

 

[AR-15]

Jelking will definitely make you bigger.

Don’t even get me started on that dumbass Jelking bullshit. I have scars from that shit and my dick didn’t grow a millimeter. Maybe from temporary swelling from me beating the fuck out of it for hours but other than that. Total bs.

 

[OlePhart]

Never wipe after you poop. Especially in the summer. It's good skin moisturizer.

You lost me on that one.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Don’t even get me started on that dumbass Jelking bullshit. I have scars from that shit and my dick didn’t grow a millimeter. Maybe from temporary swelling from me beating the fuck out of it for hours but other than that. Total bs.

I know, I have one of your Jelking rants saved as a favorite.

 

[Jbswole40]

Damn im late,u guys r sic,all bad advise w women.