Saturday BS Session - Bad Advice

[Jbswole40]

Probably too scared to close your eyes.

Yea u right.

 

[OlePhart]

Yea u right.

I've propped mine open more than once.

 

[Jbswole40]

I gave my woman the best advice, & im still living scared.

 

[01dragonslayer]

Throw your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car.

Come back in an hour and see who's happy to see you.

 

[OlePhart]

Throw your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car.

Come back in an hour and see who's happy to see you.

The police.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

The police.

Always trust the cops, they're just there to help.

 

[OlePhart]

Probably took a pillow and blanket to the porch with the dogs.

In retrospect that's not accurate. If it were me I'd be alone on the porch. The dogs would be in the bed.

 

[OlePhart]

Always trust the cops, they're just there to help.

Ummmm..... No? Yep. Definitely no.

 

[Glycomann]

Equipoise is useless run at a gram or more a week for at least 38 weeks.

 

[AR-15]

Always trust the cops, they're just there to help.

Don’t get me started with those motherfuckers either. Just had a run in with an asshole with a badge yesterday in fact.

No I didn’t do anything wrong and no I don’t hate cops but this particular cop was being an asshole for no reason at all and he was making a low key situation into a very stressful one.

Weird story but he was a jerk.

 

[SamPedd18]

If your wife ever asks you if the outfit she’s wearing makes her look fat, tell her no, she makes the outfit look fat.

 

[AR-15]

In a bar fight always go after the guy with cauliflower ears. He’s usually the biggest pussy.

 

[AR-15]

Always believe your lady when she tells you you’re the biggest and best she’s ever had.

 

[Bigtoe]

Always believe your lady when she tells you you’re the biggest and best she’s ever had.

Wait now you got me wondering

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[AR-15]

Turn the lever so it’s inline with the pipe to shut the water off.

 

[AR-15]

Yellow light means punch it!

 

[Bullseye Forever]

As part of the bad advice, I would recommend NOT covering the camera, and shitting on the chair. I would also recommend Monday morning at 9am

We actually done something like this in high school to all our favorite male teacher and he was so pissed off

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Yellow light means punch it!

THREAD FOUL. This is actually good advice.

 

[E.J.D]

Gas station sushi is always a great choice!!!!

 

[E.J.D]

Always say what you're thinking out loud... People appreciate brutal honesty lol

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Gas station sushi is always a great choice!!!!

Especially in the stores that sell the glass "tobacco" pipes, have a healthy supply of Kratom, and smell like incense.

 

[E.J.D]

Earning your Red Wings is the true mark of becoming a man....

 

[Vision]

Man these topics,
I agreed w @Vision yrs ago,.
Could u imagine a podcast w few of us.

I'm so down for a train wreck podcast, just to get on there and shoot the shit about whatever.
Would be hilarious if we could get a roast fest, and just laugh at content. Shit I'll even rip on myself with being extremely winded...
It's likely no one would find my roasting funny, it would take me too long to get to the punch line.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

I'm so down for a train wreck podcast, just to get on there and shoot the shit about whatever.
Would be hilarious if we could get a roast fest, and just laugh at content. Shit I'll even rip on myself with being extremely winded...
It's likely no one would find my roasting funny, it would take me too long to get to the punch line.

So staying consistent with the "bad advice," then it would be:

If you ever need a short and fast answer, go ask Vision.

Seriously, love you brother. Good to see you jump in. We know you're always here lurking, but we miss your jokes, insite and commentary.

 

[Bigtoe]

So staying consistent with the "bad advice," then it would be:

If you ever need a short and fast answer, go ask Vision.

Seriously, love you brother. Good to see you jump in. We know you're always here lurking, but we miss your jokes, insite and commentary.

^^^^^This 100% could not have said it better

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[McPriimate]

Yellow light means punch it!

That’s actually the third bullet point in the Masshole Driver’s Ed Handbook

(Right after “Blinkahs are a sign of weakness” and “There are no requirements for anyone to yield at a rotary” and before “Speed limits only refer to the breakdown lane, which should be used selectively to help avoid long traffic delays”)


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[OlePhart]

When working around moving equipment, always assume the other guy can see you.

Missed this one. I've seen that in action. Man at work got his leg degloved under a Taylor 160 forklift. He eventually lost that leg. Got him on video walking around looking down at his phone.

 

[01dragonslayer]

No one owes you anything – If you want opportunities, you have to go out and create them.

Critics are loudest from the sidelines – Don’t let people who aren’t in the game affect your progress.

 

[01dragonslayer]

Think one step at a time – Don’t overwhelm yourself with everything at once. Focus on the next step, and the rest will follow.

Success and failure are temporary – Both will come and go. Don’t let either define you.

 

[01dragonslayer]

Balance isn’t always the goal – Sometimes, you have to put in extra time or energy into one area of your life, and that’s okay.

You can't control loyalty – Trust is earned, not expected.