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Man I’ve had this awesome looking frozen pizza in my freezer for weeks. Thick crust, ton of meat and cheese. Just a perfect looking pizza. It’s been calling out to me nightly since I got it so tonight was the night I’d cook that fucker after the gym and a joint and have a feast while getting fat watching Below Deck.
Well wouldn’t ya fucking know it when I went to take it out of the oven my dumbass realized I forgot to take the cardboard off the bottom. It’s fucked. Guess it’s a TV dinner. Hopefully I don’t fuck that up too. Lol

In hindsight I probably should have cooked the Pizza BEFORE I got high.
 
MrWhisper said:
Don’t worry man it was probably didn’t taste as good as it looked anyway.
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I don't know man. The only bad pizza I ever had was one that had anchovies on it. 🤮 That was a one bite pizza. Blech!
AR-15 said:
Man I’ve had this awesome looking frozen pizza in my freezer for weeks. Thick crust, ton of meat and cheese. Just a perfect looking pizza. It’s been calling out to me nightly since I got it so tonight was the night I’d cook that fucker after the gym and a joint and have a feast while getting fat watching Below Deck.
Well wouldn’t ya fucking know it when I went to take it out of the oven my dumbass realized I forgot to take the cardboard off the bottom. It’s fucked. Guess it’s a TV dinner. Hopefully I don’t fuck that up too. Lol

In hindsight I probably should have cooked the Pizza BEFORE I got high.
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Don't feel like the Lone Ranger man. You're not the first and won't be the last. Nobody will admit it though. 😂 I did it in the microwave years ago. Smelled paper burning and I was like wtf?! Shit happens. 🤷
 
OlePhart said:
I don't know man. The only bad pizza I ever had was one that had anchovies on it. 🤮 That was a one bite pizza. Blech!

Don't feel like the Lone Ranger man. You're not the first and won't be the last. Nobody will admit it though. 😂 I did it in the microwave years ago. Smelled paper burning and I was like wtf?! Shit happens. 🤷
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I’ll admit I got real drunk one night about 20yrs ago and I was out of town for work. I had a full kitchen mind you but I came back drunk and decided on making a frozen pizza but I didn’t want to wait to cook it in the oven so I tried to cook it on the stovetop in a frying pan. It didn’t work but I ate that shit anyway. You know how it goes when you are extremely intoxicated. My roommate came out while I was cooking it and was like wtf are you doing 😂
 
MrWhisper said:
I’ll admit I got real drunk one night about 20yrs ago and I was out of town for work. I had a full kitchen mind you but I came back drunk and decided on making a frozen pizza but I didn’t want to wait to cook it in the oven so I tried to cook it on the stovetop in a frying pan. It didn’t work but I ate that shit anyway. You know how it goes when you are extremely intoxicated. My roommate came out while I was cooking it and was like wtf are you doing 😂
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Fried pizza. You might be onto something there. 😂
 
AR-15 said:
Man I’ve had this awesome looking frozen pizza in my freezer for weeks. Thick crust, ton of meat and cheese. Just a perfect looking pizza. It’s been calling out to me nightly since I got it so tonight was the night I’d cook that fucker after the gym and a joint and have a feast while getting fat watching Below Deck.
Well wouldn’t ya fucking know it when I went to take it out of the oven my dumbass realized I forgot to take the cardboard off the bottom. It’s fucked. Guess it’s a TV dinner. Hopefully I don’t fuck that up too. Lol

In hindsight I probably should have cooked the Pizza BEFORE I got high.
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My oldest daughters mother. We were dating for like a month and we had a back to back blizzard. Maybe 36" of total snow in a few days. EVERYTHING was closed. Literally no streets were plowed.

We had exactly one frozen pizza in the house. No other food at all. Well she cooked it with the cardboard on also and then even better she dropped it all over the floor bc she was using wet Oven Mitts. I literally dropped my jaw and just stared at her in disbelief. So we didn't have any food for abou 2 days.

I absolutely questioned being with her after that but thankfully I did keep her. We had my daughter really quick, like 1.5 years later she was born LOL

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Could be worse. You could have been on mushrooms and thought what was a pizza was something entirely different.
 
Thats unfortunate but still some funny shit to read for me this morning. We need a post for the stupid shit we do daily. Im sure we could all contribute. Im half retarded I know I could daily.

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AR-15 said:
Man I’ve had this awesome looking frozen pizza in my freezer for weeks. Thick crust, ton of meat and cheese. Just a perfect looking pizza. It’s been calling out to me nightly since I got it so tonight was the night I’d cook that fucker after the gym and a joint and have a feast while getting fat watching Below Deck.
Well wouldn’t ya fucking know it when I went to take it out of the oven my dumbass realized I forgot to take the cardboard off the bottom. It’s fucked. Guess it’s a TV dinner. Hopefully I don’t fuck that up too. Lol

In hindsight I probably should have cooked the Pizza BEFORE I got high.
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You fuckin stoner!!!!!!! LMMFAO

Hey.... At least you didn't cook some spaghetti and go to drain it without a Colander.

Or get up to get something in the fridge and lose your damn phone,
where was it?

In the fridge.


That 70S Show Red Foreman GIF
 
Bolan said:
You fuckin stoner!!!!!!! LMMFAO

Hey.... At least you didn't cook some spaghetti and go to drain it without a Colander.

Or get up to get something in the fridge and lose your damn phone,
where was it?

In the fridge.


That 70S Show Red Foreman GIF
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I've been known to walk around the house in the dark using my phone as a flashlight to help me look for my phone.
 
I have taken a tube of cortisone thinking it was my tube of crest. Not just once! I cant leave anything like that near my toothbrush.

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I cooked a frozen pizza on the cardboard before and had no fucking clue. Pizza was extra crunchy and didn’t realize it until it was gone. Was questioning where the cardboard was that I normally cut it on 😂 it like molded itself into the pie. Couldn’t even see it lol
 
Nood said:
I cooked a frozen pizza on the cardboard before and had no fucking clue. Pizza was extra crunchy and didn’t realize it until it was gone. Was questioning where the cardboard was that I normally cut it on 😂 it like molded itself into the pie. Couldn’t even see it lol
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You ate it??? Well I guess you got plenty of fiber for the day! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Stoner...
 
I just had another “Your such a dumbass” moment this morning having my daily RedBull.
Anyway I was sitting around reading one of those local auto trader magazines you grab for free at the grocery store. Lights were kinda dim in kitchen and I was struggling to see the one pic of a pick up with a snow plow on it. What’s my dumbass do to try and make it easier to see? I took my finger and thumb and tried to expand it like you do when your on your phone. Then I was starting to get pissed cause it wasn’t working. Fucking dumbass. Lol

Super glad no one saw it other than my dogs. They won’t tell though. They are my people and I am their human. lol
 
Nood said:
Good! We have to get you Ass back in the gym 😆
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Soon... Monday I HOPE!!!
this flu/bronchitis/Covid/Pneumonia Whatever the fuck it is has really kicked my ass, and I'm still not over it... I've been hammering Amoxicillin the past 2 days. I don't know if they are any good, its something I was prescribed in '22 and never used it until now.
I usually walk right through the normal Cold/Flu in 2-3 days
 
AR-15 said:
Man I’ve had this awesome looking frozen pizza in my freezer for weeks. Thick crust, ton of meat and cheese. Just a perfect looking pizza. It’s been calling out to me nightly since I got it so tonight was the night I’d cook that fucker after the gym and a joint and have a feast while getting fat watching Below Deck.
Well wouldn’t ya fucking know it when I went to take it out of the oven my dumbass realized I forgot to take the cardboard off the bottom. It’s fucked. Guess it’s a TV dinner. Hopefully I don’t fuck that up too. Lol

In hindsight I probably should have cooked the Pizza BEFORE I got high.
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your supposed to take the cardboard off? no wonder my frozen pizzas always taste like shit
 

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