Best on the job jokes and Insults

[elit3keraed]

Curious what some of your best jokes/insults are.

I work in refrigeration repair so the shit we hear day today between techs usually has me laughing my ass off but I’m doing OT today and our systems are down so I’m basically flying solo with no group chats to talk shit in .


Coworker had one about a tech who always half asses everything.

“bet he works like he fucks. Sitting there watching while someone else gets the job done”

 

[heckler7]

think I heard this here, kit kat, cause your always on break

 

[Jburn]

Must’ve been a c section baby cause you’re always avoiding labor.
Foreskin because when things get hard you disappear.
Lantern cause you always gotta be carried.

 

[heckler7]

Working with you is like working alone, but harder

 

[BFulforth]

Nicknamed one guy Foreskin, because when things get hard they disappear


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[BFulforth]

Nicknamed one guy Foreskin, because when things get hard they disappear


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[elit3keraed]

“you’re a blister cuz you only show up after the work is done”

 

[Amishgonewild2001]

Cordless, because they only work for about 2 hours.

 

[Amishgonewild2001]