Where to put money where creditors or nobody can touch it

[MBW212]

I got around 34k in 2 checks that I’m getting by the end of the month, when I got sick last year and lost my job I ran up debt, a good amount…. I need to deposit these checks somewhere where creditors can’t have access to it, im open to illegal or shady ideas, lets hear what you got

 

[Algz]

Casino

 

[Skud008]

Do you have a friend or family member you trust with your life? Might also be possible to set up a trust and put it in there, would have to talk to a lawyer about that (which I most certainly am not...)

 

[Rnduser1]

If you live in a state where you can form a cheap LLC, I would do that. You can deposit the funds into a bank account specifically for the LLC and it would separate it from your personal account. There are several things to consider before starting an LLC though, and I would research the laws for your state and the requirements, along with the on-going fee’s if applicable.

 

[SB Labs]

I got around 34k in 2 checks that I’m getting by the end of the month, when I got sick last year and lost my job I ran up debt, a good amount…. I need to deposit these checks somewhere where creditors can’t have access to it, im open to illegal or shady ideas, lets hear what you got

You have kids?

 

[heckler7]

ammo

 

[Skud008]

ammo

I mean... you're not wrong lol

 

[MBW212]

No kids, I have my parents but checks are in my name, I was thinking of buying an ice cream truck I been looking and there is a website where they sell a bunch, they all like 87-89 models but they diesel and diesel engines run better then gas, have to buy freezer, generator ( Italian Ice truck) there a place called restaurant depot and they sell the huge buckets for $35, that’s a nice return and I live at the Jersey shore , if I can get it running by next summer, hire some highschool kid or college kid to drive it around, I think that’s a pretty good side hustle, I already do pretty damn good at my job now that would be on the side…. Idk but I don’t have much time to figure this out

 

[Big Puppy]

i've had employees cash checks at check and go's. if you deposit it into your account it will be easier tracked. I wonder if cashing at a check and go, might make it hard for them to see that you ever got them.

 

[Hablooblah]

I got around 34k in 2 checks that I’m getting by the end of the month, when I got sick last year and lost my job I ran up debt, a good amount…. I need to deposit these checks somewhere where creditors can’t have access to it, im open to illegal or shady ideas, lets hear what you got

Bro...you could just pay off the debt...youre gonna wish you did when that money's gone. Call them and negotiate a settlement for less. Or use a debt consolidation company.

 

[dirtdevil84]

Bro...you could just pay off the debt...youre gonna wish you did when that money's gone. Call them and negotiate a settlement for less. Or use a debt consolidation company.

Bro, that's not the way to go, that would be responsible.

 

[Dalit King]

Buy physical gold or BTC with it

 

[heckler7]

if you are going to continue to have medical expenses put it in an HSA account

 

[Meetketchup]

Unless you launder it there will always be a trail. That’s why I’m moving or out leaving this country is next to impossible with taking your wealth.

 

[heckler7]

become a politician, then make up some bullshit pac and donate to yourself

 

[Skud008]

become a politician, then make up some bullshit pac and donate to yourself

This is the way. Bullshit charities and foundations work too.

 

[Hablooblah]

become a politician, then make up some bullshit pac and donate to yourself

You know what fuck it just give it to Ukraine or Israel. Cut out the middle man.

 

[heckler7]

You know what fuck it just give it to Ukraine or Israel. Cut out the middle man.

create an NGO and name it something like palestine freedom group, I bet you can get others to donate to you, then send some of your profits to isreal just to spite all the karens

 

[Hablooblah]

create an NGO and name it something like palestine freedom group, I bet you can get others to donate to you, then send some of your profits to isreal just to spite all the karens

That's pro level manipulation. Love it. Just have to put in small print at the bottom of the advertising "proceeds may go to other needy Middle Eastern countries"

 

[heckler7]

That's pro level manipulation. Love it. Just have to put in small print at the bottom of the advertising "proceeds may go to other needy Middle Eastern countries"

Ill get one of those guys that write your name on rice to make the fine print, and hire kamala to word it so noone will be burdened

 

[Hablooblah]

Ill get one of those guys that write your name on rice to make the fine print, and hire kamala to word it so noone will be burdened

I wouldnt pay (or trust) that bitch to wipe my ass lol

 

[Jburn]

Get the checks cashed and keep the cash

 

[Arnold]

I got around 34k in 2 checks that I’m getting by the end of the month, when I got sick last year and lost my job I ran up debt, a good amount…. I need to deposit these checks somewhere where creditors can’t have access to it, im open to illegal or shady ideas, lets hear what you got

Bitcoin.

 

[SB Labs]

No kids, I have my parents but checks are in my name, I was thinking of buying an ice cream truck I been looking and there is a website where they sell a bunch, they all like 87-89 models but they diesel and diesel engines run better then gas, have to buy freezer, generator ( Italian Ice truck) there a place called restaurant depot and they sell the huge buckets for $35, that’s a nice return and I live at the Jersey shore , if I can get it running by next summer, hire some highschool kid or college kid to drive it around, I think that’s a pretty good side hustle, I already do pretty damn good at my job now that would be on the side…. Idk but I don’t have much time to figure this out

Brother, if you're going to do that, I would invest in vending machines.See if you know some people with gas stations or storefronts where they will let you keep it, and you pay them a percentage of what is sold.It's a year round business and basically self run. Best thing, it's a cash business if you have people chasing you down for money. If you can get in with a racket ball or any other public club you're golden.

 

[Buff Bagwell]

Buy Cadillac Fleetwood with longhorns. you can find one for sale if you check the internet. IF money is left over, buy some more accessories for it. PAy cash and have title put in a good buddy name. When its time, you can sell car and get the cash back.

 

[MBW212]

Bro...you could just pay off the debt...youre gonna wish you did when that money's gone. Call them and negotiate a settlement for less. Or use a debt consolidation company.

Ya I was thinking of doing that, that’s probably the first thing I should do is calling somewhere to give me one bill, I’m going look into that now actually

 

[Hablooblah]

Buy Cadillac Fleetwood with longhorns. you can find one for sale if you check the internet. IF money is left over, buy some more accessories for it. PAy cash and have title put in a good buddy name. When its time, you can sell car and get the cash back.
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Oh fuck yeah, im with the Boss Hog idea...its the only logical decision.

 

[Hablooblah]

Ya I was thinking of doing that, that’s probably the first thing I should do is calling somewhere to give me one bill, I’m going look into that now actually

Thats the best thing you can do brother, get that shit off your shoulders and mind. It sucks. Trust me I know. But once its done, clean slate.

 

[fnlappch]

How much do you owe? There are good credit repair companies that actually work, it doesn’t happen overnight - but I’ve successfully had significant ‘charge offs’ removed from my credit report. I did some damage with credit cards when I was younger, not living my best life.

 

[GYMnTONIC]

Buy something with it. Then sell it.

Do what the politicians do.