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Shitty Situation?

HFO3 said:
worth motioning after reading more of this thread, some of you guys are paying licensed electrician wages to your maid to clean the toilets and mop the floors, its not a skilled labor job its mostly common sense
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its basically a trade for your own time, I would gladly pay someone to clean my houseto have more time with my family, my wife refuses to pay for a maid service which translates to me cleaning showers and toilets when I would rather take the family to IHOP
 
I know a girl who used to be a an escort, she said she had a client that would hire 2-3 girls together and he would give them coffee and cocaine and have them shit on him all night. Some people like shit 😂
 
Years ago I was the aquatics director for a fairly large city...part of my responsibilities were for me and the lifeguards to clean the restrooms at a large beach...women would shit on the floor constantly...they would smear shit onto the walls...this occurred daily...women are capable of some gross stuff...
 
heckler7 said:
its basically a trade for your own time, I would gladly pay someone to clean my houseto have more time with my family, my wife refuses to pay for a maid service which translates to me cleaning showers and toilets when I would rather take the family to IHOP
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20-25 hr is good
 
Koolio said:
Years ago I was the aquatics director for a fairly large city...part of my responsibilities were for me and the lifeguards to clean the restrooms at a large beach...women would shit on the floor constantly...they would smear shit onto the walls...this occurred daily...women are capable of some gross stuff...
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JFC that’s beyond foul. WTF.
 
GYMnTONIC said:
That's actually really gross.

Im unsure what to say.

My housekeeper charges $200 for 2 hours. She does a great job.

We def almost slept together but she was way way too needy and kept talking about a guy she was "dating" that she hasn't seen in 6 years.

That scared me off enough. She still does my house.

One day she came.out and just pulled her pants completely down and stood there for me to see. I didnt know what to do. Normally id move right In and bang her but this one always does weird stuff, so I paid her instead. She laughed and pulled them up.

Talk about mixed signals.. shes also Brazilian. Who the he'll knows what's normal for them.

Ive ruined enough friendships by sleeping w a girl I shouldn't have.
If she pooped in my toilet I think id puke.

Maybe shes setting the stage to show u shes not gonna sleep with you?

I certainly wouldn't want to.

Dogs pee to mark territory. Houskeepers poop?
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Bro this is your ‘post of the year’ 😂💀😂
 
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Honestly sounds like she popped an Adderall on the way over. I remember eating Addies in the library at college and dropping some wicked deuces.
 
MBW212 said:
I know a girl who used to be a an escort, she said she had a client that would hire 2-3 girls together and he would give them coffee and cocaine and have them shit on him all night. Some people like shit 😂
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Pwo of the year 👀
 
heckler7 said:
tell her I got a tip on bathroom cleaning, flush the toilet
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Well in hindsight she might either be extremely stupid or extremely smart.

Here’s the thing. I’m a huge pussy when it comes to shit like this. I’m probably more embarrassed about finding her super turd in my toilet than she is for leaving it.

That being said I’ll never be able to look her in the eye again. Normally I’d leave while she cleaned and stopped back to pay her when she is done. Well fuck that not now. I don’t want to see her in person so from now on I’ll just leave the money on the table for her.

That might be the smart part. If I’m too embarrassed to pay her in person then I sure as fuck can’t fire her in person. The bitch has a job for life now. All because she dropped a deuce in my toilet. I’m now powerless in my own house. The dude was right earlier. Now she owns me. WTF!!!
 
Not trying to spoil a good time, but is it possible it was not actually her turd? Maybe one of your kids dropped a massive deuce and was proud enough to leave it for others to see?

Or — and I mean no offense here — but in previous posts, you’ve alluded to some mental health issues…

Is it possible this was your turd that you left in there during some sort of fugue state and forgot about?

Just spitballing here…
 
😂😂😂😂😂

No kids at the house for the past month or so and even if one did come back to take an emergency poop or something they have their own shitter. They would never use the one in my bedroom especially if nobody else was home hogging theirs.

Also I really appreciate you kinda tiptoeing around the fact that I’m fucked up in the head. That was kinda nice but let me assure you that none of the mental illnesses they claim I have cause me to forget when and where I took a shit. I’m on a ton of meds but only a couple are considered narcotics and I don’t take those anyway.

Besides Im pretty confident I can recognize my own turds. Same look now for almost 40yrs.

If this was a murder trial the cleaning lady would be convicted cause she’s the only person that could have done it.
 
oldbull said:
Not trying to spoil a good time, but is it possible it was not actually her turd? Maybe one of your kids dropped a massive deuce and was proud enough to leave it for others to see?

Or — and I mean no offense here — but in previous posts, you’ve alluded to some mental health issues…

Is it possible this was your turd that you left in there during some sort of fugue state and forgot about?

Just spitballing here…
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thats some M knight shamalan twist, the turd was yours

haley joel osment i see dead people GIF
 
AR-15 said:
Easy for you to say. Wasn’t your personal throne that was tainted by some chics super turd! 😂
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LOL
It’s just some country bumpkin, she probably does it at home along with stacking dirty dishes until she runs out of forks, bet her kids wear dirty clothes and don’t brush their teeth. Some people are just pigs. I’ll be honest $60 bucks should have been a tip off.

Oh snap!

Did your bathroom look like this?
The End Reaction GIF by Robert E Blackmon

If so it might have been a message🤔
 
tommygunz said:
LOL
It’s just some country bumpkin, she probably does it at home along with stacking dirty dishes until she runs out of forks, bet her kids wear dirty clothes and don’t brush their teeth. Some people are just pigs. I’ll be honest $60 bucks should have been a tip off.

Oh snap!

Did your bathroom look like this?
The End Reaction GIF by Robert E Blackmon

If so it might have been a message🤔
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Be on the lookout for a pair of brown and white panties shoved in a closet somewhere
 
tommygunz said:
LOL
It’s just some country bumpkin, she probably does it at home along with stacking dirty dishes until she runs out of forks, bet her kids wear dirty clothes and don’t brush their teeth. Some people are just pigs. I’ll be honest $60 bucks should have been a tip off.

Oh snap!

Did your bathroom look like this?
The End Reaction GIF by Robert E Blackmon

If so it might have been a message🤔
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Bro I live in a farming community not a run down white trash trailer park.

This may come as a surprise to some of you city folk but we have running water and everything nowadays. Yeah it’s well water but it’s still water. lol
 
BTW I’ll wear the “cheap fuck” badge in this case no problem. Ain’t no way I’m paying some chic to vacuum and dust half my house for more than $30 an hour plus tip. Especially when I was doing it as a favor to her. I really dont need my house cleaned.
 

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