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Shitty Situation?

AR-15 said:
You know there was a dude that came here for awhile a few years back that had a question about his asshole or something around his asshole. Can’t remember exactly but the sick fuck posted pics of his hairy ass asshole for everyone to see.

That’s gonna be me from now on. I have a pimple next to my asshole? Yup I’m posting a pic for you fuckers that want pics all the time. Sore nuts? No problem. I’m posting a pic of my big hanging bull balls for you guys? Question about my penis? Yup you guessed it. Picture Time!!!

Let’s see who wants pics after a few weeks of AR-15 EXPOSED!!! 😂🍆😂🤷‍♂️😁🖕
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 UGH I REMEMBER HIM! I forget his name though... ugh things you cant unsee.
 
GYMnTONIC said:
This thread is getting grosser and grosser.

I may see my way out.

Women don't poop.. .

Thats what I've always told myself. U won't convince me otherwise.
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If youre thinking like I was, its fine because you're gonna Ban the first mofo that goes and finds that thread. Some threads are better left dead. 🤣
 
Big_Jimmy434 said:
If youre thinking like I was, its fine because you're gonna Ban the first mofo that goes and finds that thread. Some threads are better left dead. 🤣
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Nope I want nothing to do w this.

When I worked in the hospital, a patient locked himself in the bathroom and covered himself in poop. I immediately picked the lock and began to dry heave and cry. I was 240 on dbol at 5'7" w 21" arms. I was a massive specimen and I could not compose myself.

I paid a nurse to clean the patient.

I can't deal with poop or vomit. Blood doesn't bother me. I had to clean suicides and pools of blood before. I've literally scooped gallons of blood up. Doesn't bother me. Poop. One piece. I'll puke

Poop. I'm out . This thread. Im out.
 
GYMnTONIC said:
Nope I want nothing to do w this.

When I worked in the hospital, a patient locked himself in the bathroom and covered himself in poop. I immediately picked the lock and began to dry heave and cry. I was 240 on dbol at 5'7" w 21" arms. I was a massive specimen and I could not compose myself.

I paid a nurse to clean the patient.

I can't deal with poop or vomit. Blood doesn't bother me. I had to clean suicides and pools of blood before. I've literally scooped gallons of blood up. Doesn't bother me. Poop. One piece. I'll puke

Poop. I'm out . This thread. Im out.
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For the record I’m not a fan of poop either. Hence why I immediately flushed the fucking thing. I will admit however for the story a pic of the poop would have been perfect. My bad…..I poop panicked.
 
You know just to add insult to injury I just realized something else. I have 3 bathrooms in my house. The one she took a shit in is the only one that’s connected to my bedroom so she would have to have known nobody else would use that toilet but me. I can’t fucking win.
 
NY_Angie said:
🤣🤣🤣🤣 UGH I REMEMBER HIM! I forget his name though... ugh things you cant unsee.
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I can’t think of his name either but dude was a trip. If I remember correctly his old lady hated him so bad the bitch tried poisoning him a bunch of times. She would try killing him and a week later he’d be posting about how much he loved her. 😂
 
AR-15 said:
You know there was a dude that came here for awhile a few years back that had a question about his asshole or something around his asshole. Can’t remember exactly but the sick fuck posted pics of his hairy ass asshole for everyone to see.

That’s gonna be me from now on. I have a pimple next to my asshole? Yup I’m posting a pic for you fuckers that want pics all the time. Sore nuts? No problem. I’m posting a pic of my big hanging bull balls for you guys? Question about my penis? Yup you guessed it. Picture Time!!!

Let’s see who wants pics after a few weeks of AR-15 EXPOSED!!!
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Oh man I remember that post, I hopped on the forum and boom stink star. It was like a close up too! I thought I was going to live my whole life without seeing a man’s hairy asshole and he robbed me of that. Even Killsong was grossed out, but nothing and I mean nothing, tops the DIY gyno surgery. Both shocking, only one was awesome.


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First, I fucking love the pit.

Second, you said she cleans every two weeks? Just want to set a reminder in my calendar to check back for the next poop pic (if you don’t poop panic again)




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No mention of the size of this girl or did i miss it? Im picturing some tiny farmer niece that stands about 5'1" tall about 95 pounds. If this chick does it again but this time the turd is about 3" in diameter , all in one piece but 1/2 of it is down the hole and the other half is out of the water on its side on the porcelain, i would definitely bring it up. That would be a sure sign of establishing who is alpha at that house. No way she would have forgot to flush because that would have made a "thud' sound when it broke loose and hit side of toilet. An event like that from start to finish, you dont play with the phone on the toilet. All attention is on this event. Those are exciting. Turns from excitement to having to maybe break into 3 pieces to get to go down. So no, that wouldnt be an accident
 
bro she punked you like a teenage boy punks his friend dropping a deuce in his house and leaving it for him… she didn’t wipe… that’s nasty. retaliation is necessary

edit: or her boyfriend dropped it for you after he banged her and ate the sandwich she made with your food haha
 
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FearsomeCOR said:
By the sounds of how intense this shit is, she probably flushed and it didn’t go down and she didn’t notice.
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Yeah but how tf do you not check? Even if I pee I always check #1 to check to see how hydrated I am (LOL). and #2 if anything is left behind... EVEN IN MY OWN HOME.
 
I cannot think of one reason why a chick would shit in your toilet and leave it there for you to see it. You’d never even know that normal chicks even shit because they do it so discreetly that you never see/smell it. But to just leave it floating in your toilet? That’s a whole new level of fucked up in my opinion. Girl def has issues so I’d recommend keeping your dick away from her unless you want that floating around in the bowl one day.
 
NY_Angie said:
Yeah but how tf do you not check? Even if I pee I always check #1 to check to see how hydrated I am (LOL). and #2 if anything is left behind... EVEN IN MY OWN HOME.
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the worst is when you flush a flong floater and the turd starts helicoptering leaving trial marks all the way down the hole. Your like " please dont spin, please dont spin". Fuckits spinning . Then bends in half when makes to hole leaving behind all kinds of colateral damage
 
Could you tell how many Rest Rings it ha
Fat Mike01 said:
the worst is when you flush a flong floater and the turd starts helicoptering leaving trial marks all the way down the hole. Your like " please dont spin, please dont spin". Fuckits spinning . Then bends in half when makes to hole leaving behind all kinds of colateral damage
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That's the Ole Barber Pole.
 
AR-15 said:
Ok so about a month ago I was talking with one of the other farmers around here and he was telling me that he had a niece that cleans houses for a living. You know the same old story. Husband left her high and dry with 2 young kids blah blah blah.

Ofcourse I can’t say no to shit like that so I agreed for her to clean my house twice a month for $60 bucks a clean. I’m by myself and admittedly struggle with life sometimes so why not help someone else out. Win/win right?

So today was her first cleaning day. She did a decent job but here’s the thing. She took a shit in my toilet and left it for me to see.

Now normally I would have just assumed she had to poop and just forgot to flush. Weird yes but I could live with that. This wasn’t that. This was the kinda shit that soon as your done you take pictures of it to show it off.to your friends. It was only like an 1” around but the fucker was like 2ft long and perfectly wrapped around the bowl.

Definitely not the type of shit you take and just forget about it ESPECIALLY at someone else house that you’re supposed to be cleaning. lol

I’m not mad but is this like somekind of sign? Is she trying to tell me something? I immediately thought maybe $60 was too low and it was like a Fuck You shit but she’s the one that came up with it.

She also couldn’t have thought the house was a wreck cause I have OCD like that and I cleaned it before she got here.

What’s next? Shit in the middle of the floor? lol
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Lmao wow, that’s one hell of a first-day impression 😂 Honestly, it sounds more like a “nature called and she forgot” type situation than a secret message. But yeah, that’s hard to unsee. Maybe just chalk it up as an awkward human moment and see how she does next time — if it happens again though, you’ve got your answer!
 
I'm guessing plain old nutty as a fruit cake, bat shit crazy, dain bramage. Good as any other theory. 🤷
 
AR-15 said:
Ok so about a month ago I was talking with one of the other farmers around here and he was telling me that he had a niece that cleans houses for a living. You know the same old story. Husband left her high and dry with 2 young kids blah blah blah.

Ofcourse I can’t say no to shit like that so I agreed for her to clean my house twice a month for $60 bucks a clean. I’m by myself and admittedly struggle with life sometimes so why not help someone else out. Win/win right?

So today was her first cleaning day. She did a decent job but here’s the thing. She took a shit in my toilet and left it for me to see.

Now normally I would have just assumed she had to poop and just forgot to flush. Weird yes but I could live with that. This wasn’t that. This was the kinda shit that soon as your done you take pictures of it to show it off.to your friends. It was only like an 1” around but the fucker was like 2ft long and perfectly wrapped around the bowl.

Definitely not the type of shit you take and just forget about it ESPECIALLY at someone else house that you’re supposed to be cleaning. lol

I’m not mad but is this like somekind of sign? Is she trying to tell me something? I immediately thought maybe $60 was too low and it was like a Fuck You shit but she’s the one that came up with it.

She also couldn’t have thought the house was a wreck cause I have OCD like that and I cleaned it before she got here.

What’s next? Shit in the middle of the floor? lol
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😂 Man, that’s one of the wildest cleaning-day stories I’ve heard in a while. Honestly, sounds like she just had to go and didn’t realize she left behind a masterpiece. Doubt it was a “message,” but wow — that’s one for the books. Maybe have a lighthearted chat next time, just to clear the air (literally). You handled it like a champ though.
 
does she bring her kids with her? Im guessing a women cleaning a house for 60$ cant afford childcare
 
OlePhart said:
I'm guessing plain old nutty as a fruit cake, bat shit crazy, dain bramage. Good as any other theory. 🤷
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Bad attempt at humor.

On a more serious note. If her situation is like you said, 2 kids and husband flew the coop, early to mid 20's (guessing). With not much life experience at handling rough situations her stress levels could be off the charts causing her to do absent minded things here and there.
 
worth motioning after reading more of this thread, some of you guys are paying licensed electrician wages to your maid to clean the toilets and mop the floors, its not a skilled labor job its mostly common sense
 

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