Movie quotes

[E.J.D]

Post up your favorite, funny or entertaining movie quotes. Bring some much needed comedy relief and fun to the pit.

 

[E.J.D]

https://youtu.be/_FBQetJqAwk

 

[Syntha Claus]

“Nuttin better than a piece of pussy, except maybe the Inny 500”.

 

[E.J.D]

https://youtu.be/a1Tpe-dbPQI

 

[Milford King]

“ I got two rules; don’t touch my Percocet and do ya have any Percocet?” - Goon.

 

[Multislacking]

 

[dale.c]

You merely adopted the darkness, I was born in it molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but blinding.

 

[E.J.D]

https://youtu.be/R_zugMTbdXo

 

[Wiseguy]

"Set your $5 ass down before I make change".

 

[selfmademonster]

Groucho had movies full of great quotes, probably the only man in history I would love to have a conversation with...a shame that intelligent wit has been replaced with idiotic, risk taking attention seekers or crude low hanging fruit humor
https://youtu.be/pPHjJnFqs-s

 

[Multislacking]

Fight Club is another favorite of mine:

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.

We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no great war. No great depression. Our great war's a spiritual one...our great depression...is our lives.

On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

No! Don't deal with this the way those dead people do. Deal with it the way a living person does.

I felt like destroying something beautiful.

 

[dale.c]

You will know my name one day. And on that day you will beg for mercy !

 

[dale.c]

The shadows betray you because they belong to me.

 

[audix2359]

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken" from Fight Club. That has to be the best movie of all time...so many layers and so many relevant quotes.

 

[Drugsgear]

The first quotes that came to my mind were from Commando, don't know why:
"I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry".

"Don't disturb my friend, he is dead tired"

 

[E.J.D]

https://youtu.be/QGWjc17C3YQ

 

[GYMnTONIC]

Lego Batman Movie

Batman: "Whats your name kid"

Kid: "My name is Richard, but the kids at the orphanage call me DICK"

Batman: "Yes, kids can be cruel"

 

[Lyrad]

“Gimme those booze, you little pumpkin pie, hair-cutted freak” (Dumb and Dummer)

 

[01dragonslayer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flt9K8vlJGE

 

[01dragonslayer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT9BeGNnCqw

 

[01dragonslayer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZdVWKM1ILs

 

[01dragonslayer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abmULTYJJEg

- - - Updated - - -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bti9_deF5gs

 

[1911]

 

[Bigdaddyjak]

I thought you’d b bigger !

 

[1911]

 

[1911]

 

[E.J.D]

https://youtu.be/LKTGPz0n0cM
Love this movie and the tv show

 

[Seymour Butts]

Do you feel lucky? Well do you punk?

 

[Augustine5I]

“Give them nothing. But take from them EVERYTHING.”

 

[zionoir626]

You know,the best thing about pain is..??
It let's you know.. you're not dead yet!