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Biggdaddy65

Biggdaddy65

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Anyone able to recommend a good lean protein bar that has a low calorie to high protein ratio. Taste isn’t too much of a factor for me. just looking to pack as much protein on the go with little cals as possible.

Apparently taking a cold chicken breast outve of the fridge before I leave the house is unacceptable for my wife.
 
Biggdaddy65 said:
Anyone able to recommend a good lean protein bar that has a low calorie to high protein ratio. Taste isn’t too much of a factor for me. just looking to pack as much protein on the go with little cals as possible.

Apparently taking a cold chicken breast outve of the fridge before I leave the house is unacceptable for my wife.
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just tell her she isn't the one eating it and enjoy your chicken.
 
Your old lady sounds like mine! My old lady likes to believe she operates on logic , so I hit her with some and for once it actually worked. I explained that it's necessary for me to prepare everything in advance, in order to make sure I can count for all of my needs, for the day without having to bother her. I pull the stuff out in advance for review. It's total bullshit and I do it just to piss her off but she seems to swallow it so...
 
I like to think that the years of wisdom imparted to me by older, mature married men is timeless.

Apparently, our wife/girlfriend tests our patience, to see whether we’re gonna react. Smack her ass, tell her you’re gonna do it anyway and then give her a kiss.

90% chance it works.
 
Not sure what your wife is upset about, bringing along your meal prep containers when you're going out? Wrap your chicken breasts in foil and eat it like a bar. Can even print out some hip designs to stick on the foil.
 
Hughmangoes said:
Not sure what your wife is upset about, bringing along your meal prep containers when you're going out? Wrap your chicken breasts in foil and eat it like a bar. Can even print out some hip designs to stick on the foil.
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Studies show majority of a wife’s complaints are due to a lack of sexual fulfillment or emotional fulfillment. Smack her ass, call her pretty and make her laugh, she’ll move on.
 
Hughmangoes said:
Not sure what your wife is upset about, bringing along your meal prep containers when you're going out? Wrap your chicken breasts in foil and eat it like a bar. Can even print out some hip designs to stick on the foil.
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I see her point. When we get in the car to go some where I’ll grab chicken outve the fridge bare handed and load the kids in the car seat with chicken hanging outve my mouth or driving with one hand and a chicken breast in the other. I can’t always do that when on the go with work.

So just looking for something I can keep in my briefcase or in my pantry that’s easy for grab and go or times that it’s not acceptable to raw dog cold chicken breast.

I was never a protien bar guy because I always thought they were filled with shit ( most are ) and there wasn’t enough protein for the calories. I’m operating on a deficit at the moment so looking for the cleanest sources of protein.
 
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Hughmangoes said:
Not sure what your wife is upset about, bringing along your meal prep containers when you're going out? Wrap your chicken breasts in foil and eat it like a bar. Can even print out some hip designs to stick on the foil.
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I see her point. When we get in the car to go some where I’ll grab chicken outve the fridge bare handed and load the kids in the car seat with chicken hanging outve my mouth or driving with one hand and a chicken breast in the other. I can’t always do that when on the go with work.

So just looking for something I can keep in my briefcase or in my pantry that’s easy for grab and go or times that it’s not acceptable to raw dog cold chicken breast.

I was never a protien bar guy because I always thought they were filled with shit ( most are ) and there wasn’t enough protein for the calories. I’m operating on a deficit at the moment so looking for the cleanest sources of protein.
 
Biggdaddy65 said:
I see her point. When we get in the car to go some where I’ll grab chicken outve the fridge bare handed and load the kids in the car seat with chicken hanging outve my mouth or driving with one hand and a chicken breast in the other. I can’t always do that when on the go with work.

So just looking for something I can keep in my briefcase or in my pantry that’s easy for grab and go or times that it’s not acceptable to raw dog cold chicken breast.

I was never a protien bar guy because I always thought they were filled with shit ( most are ) and there wasn’t enough protein for the calories. I’m operating on a deficit at the moment so looking for the cleanest sources of protein.
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I think her problem is you acting too feral and hectic, it's likely isn't about a chicken. If you are so busy that you have no 5 minutes to spare to sit down and eat your chicken, how does the rest of your day/week/month look like? Are you always running around, scrambling to get ready, stressed and agitated? As I said, it probably isn't about the chicken.

Imagine if you had prepped yourself deli cups with portioned out chopped chicken and snacked on it like peanuts while driving? Maybe a lil toothpick packed inside the deli cup to keep your hands clean. How much more sophisticated that would look.
 
Hughmangoes said:
I think her problem is you acting too feral and hectic, it's likely isn't about a chicken. If you are so busy that you have no 5 minutes to spare to sit down and eat your chicken, how does the rest of your day/week/month look like? Are you always running around, scrambling to get ready, stressed and agitated? As I said, it probably isn't about the chicken.

Imagine if you had prepped yourself deli cups with portioned out chopped chicken and snacked on it like peanuts while driving? Maybe a lil toothpick packed inside the deli cup to keep your hands clean. How much more sophisticated that would look.
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Too feral and hectic? 🤣

He’s a dude.
 
Hughmangoes said:
I think her problem is you acting too feral and hectic, it's likely isn't about a chicken. If you are so busy that you have no 5 minutes to spare to sit down and eat your chicken, how does the rest of your day/week/month look like? Are you always running around, scrambling to get ready, stressed and agitated? As I said, it probably isn't about the chicken.

Imagine if you had prepped yourself deli cups with portioned out chopped chicken and snacked on it like peanuts while driving? Maybe a lil toothpick packed inside the deli cup to keep your hands clean. How much more sophisticated that would look.
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Yes that’s part of the problem. I’m like the Tasmanian devil.

No I don’t run around all stressed.

This is not an everyday thing. My days are always unpredictable and my schedule varies greatly. As I own two separate businesses.

I prep for every single day and meal schedules don’t go as planned sometimes and I’ll just grab the chicken outve my container I had planned for the meal that I was not able to eat.

Maybe a protein bar is not the answer. I just thought It would be nice to have something on hand that I would not have to keep refrigerated.
 
You guys are a tough crowd! I was merely looking for protein bar recommendations.

What I found was I’m a feral animal that does not slap my wife’s ass enough and sexually satisfy her enough :LOL:

Does my wife even love me anymore?? :hmm:
 
Biggdaddy65 said:
You guys are a tough crowd! I was merely looking for protein bar recommendations.

What I found was I’m a feral animal that does not slap my wife’s ass enough and sexually satisfy her enough :LOL:

Does my wife even love me anymore?? :hmm:
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She loves you. The real question is: Are you goin to let a bunch of men online decide for you, or you decide for yourself what ya gotta do..?

You are the Man of the House. 😉

I’m busting your balls of course
 
Biggdaddy65 said:
You guys are a tough crowd! I was merely looking for protein bar recommendations.

What I found was I’m a feral animal that does not slap my wife’s ass enough and sexually satisfy her enough :LOL:

Does my wife even love me anymore?? :hmm:
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I didn't mean to pry too much much. I just know that women often like to project their bigger feelings into something minute.

Regarding the protein bar, I think your best bet is just buying several different ones at the grocery store and seeing what you like best.
 
Biggdaddy65 said:
You guys are a tough crowd! I was merely looking for protein bar recommendations.

What I found was I’m a feral animal that does not slap my wife’s ass enough and sexually satisfy her enough :LOL:

Does my wife even love me anymore?? :hmm:
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Being in a calorie deficit and eating a protein bar is a challenge. The protein to calorie ratio is never that good. Also, they always have alot of carbs. And the good ones either have alot of sugar or sugar alcohols.
I dont eat sugar alcohol, i hate it, i think its terrible for you, so here is my list but keep that in mind.
MET-RX Big 100 - super cookie crunch and peanut butter pretzel (those 2 flavors have no sugar alcohol, 410 calories and around 30g protein.)

Snicker high protein are good 240 cal/20 protein.

RedCon 1 mre bar, cookie dough is the good flavor. Cookies and cream is TERRIBLE. 260 calories 20 gram protein.

Cliff builders are good, think you can get them at costco. 290 cals / 20 protein.

As far as flavor, Anabar are amazing but have crazy amounts of sugar, might as well eat a candy bar.

Most bars average around 260 calories and 20 grams of protein, and there is tons of extra choices if you eat sugar alcohol, I dont.

I literally just went through this and bought pretty much every bar available to check them out.
 
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Remember unless it's an emergency or there is absolutely no real food available which happens don't eat bars. The majority are crap, especially the ones mentioned in this thread. Have a quality whey shake instead. Always have protein powder in your car and bring water.
 
Meetketchup said:
Remember unless it's an emergency or there is absolutely no real food available which happens don't eat bars. The majority are crap, especially the ones mentioned in this thread. Have a quality whey shake instead. Always have protein powder in your car and bring water.
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I agree. What got rattled off here is literally some of the worst ones on the market, loaded with excess carbs, sucralose and low quality protein a k a garbage collagen, which is dirt cheap. Unfortunately, I do work in bars into my diet. But my go to are Promix, and Atlas. They are some of the cleanest I have found and have the highest protein to calorie ratio..
 

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