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[rdm]

Brother you’re looking for women in the wrong places. Go on Facebook marketplace, search for wedding dresses, filter by size.

You have your pick at an insecure recently divorced single mom with daddy issues. This makes tinder and shit obsolete.

Do this or go to church and get a nice Christian women.

 

[Meetketchup]

Do this or go to church and get a nice Christian women.

Women are already delusion. The last thing is you want is a religious delirious woman. Double wammy.

 

[Omoplata]

Do this or go to church and get a nice Christian women.

The church women cheat more, usually with the pastor or men at Bible Study.

Nope.

 

[aimanabolic]

The church women cheat more, usually with the pastor or men at Bible Study.

Nope.

That's only the American ones, gotta snatch women from other countries. Or I'm just lucky

 

[Omoplata]

That's only the American ones, gotta snatch women from other countries. Or I'm just lucky

You're lucky.

3 words

 

[Nobodyishere]

Brother you’re looking for women in the wrong places. Go on Facebook marketplace, search for wedding dresses, filter by size.

You have your pick at an insecure recently divorced single mom with daddy issues. This makes tinder and shit obsolete.

This is brilliant well done sir

 

[Nobodyishere]

Do this or go to church and get a nice Christian women.

yeah I agree but the FB market place seems stupid effect

“Hey I was looking for _____ for my new (insert cute baby animal) and some how ur wedding dress ad popped up and I had no choice but to shoot my shot.”

 

[WheyMoreTraps]

yeah I agree but the FB market place seems stupid effect

“Hey I was looking for _____ for my new (insert cute baby animal) and some how ur wedding dress ad popped up and I had no choice but to shoot my shot.”

Brother I promise you this works 100% of the time. Send them one word.

Key45song1546, hit send.

They will reply “what?”

That’s the wifi password so you have it when you wake up in the morning.

 

[Nobodyishere]

Brother I promise you this works 100% of the time. Send them one word.

Key45song1546, hit send.

They will reply “what?”

That’s the wifi password so you have it when you wake up in the morning.

That’s amazing

 

[JC33]

You gotta start at the old country buffet or Golden corral. Almost 100% success rate when it comes to bringing someone home

 

[dcdogz]

You gotta start at the old country buffet or Golden corral. Almost 100% success rate when it comes to bringing someone home

Plus they already probably have diabetes so you can share insulin

 

[JC33]

Plus they already probably have diabetes so you can share insulin

You're actually intelligent fuck

 

[KrossOut]

Call a size 12 girl beautiful just once and she’ll have your tongue in your butthole that night.

 

[Omoplata]

Call a size 12 girl beautiful just once and she’ll have your tongue in your butthole that night.

Your tongue in your own butthole? Wow.

Talk about.. linguistics.

 

[KrossOut]

Your tongue in your own butthole? Wow.

Talk about.. linguistics.

Fucking spellcheck or maybe I meant my tongue in her fat butthole. I don’t know.

 

[Valdosta]

day 56
didnt do anything, didnt eat anything
meal prepped for tomorrow though so we'll be back to it. conditions falling fast. but size is coming on. 220 fasted by 2025

 

[Andrewgen_Receptors]

day 56
didnt do anything, didnt eat anything
meal prepped for tomorrow though so we'll be back to it. conditions falling fast. but size is coming on. 220 fasted by 2025

How many lbs per week do you need to gain to make this happen?

 

[Valdosta]

How many lbs per week do you need to gain to make this happen?

2. so a 1000cal daily surplus i think

 

[Meetketchup]

Just keep an eye on the oblique area. If it starts to get more washed out, maybe pull back a bit on cals.

 

[Valdosta]

Just keep an eye on the oblique area. If it starts to get more washed out, maybe pull back a bit on cals.

nah just gunna send it to 220. its winter anyway. and i never see anyone even half as lean as i am in person in this town so people will still think im shredded if i just add 10lbs of fat on rn

 

[JC33]

nah just gunna send it to 220. its winter anyway. and i never see anyone even half as lean as i am in person in this town so people will still think im shredded if i just add 10lbs of fat on rn

That's kinda where I'm at. Just keep the sour straws on your bedside table

I work with a guy we call him fathead because his head is so big, 2% bf compared to him

 

[Meetketchup]

nah just gunna send it to 220. its winter anyway. and i never see anyone even half as lean as i am in person in this town so people will still think im shredded if i just add 10lbs of fat on rn

I know you're playin, but nobody is gonna care or know if you are 220 or 210lbs. Wouldn't you rather look bigger at 210 than fatter at 225? Serious question.

 

[Valdosta]

I know you're playin, but nobody is gonna care or know if you are 220 or 210lbs. Wouldn't you rather look bigger at 210 than fatter at 225? Serious question.

225. concrete measure of progress vs an ambiguous assumption based off looks

 

[Meetketchup]

225. concrete measure of progress vs an ambiguous assumption based off looks

Gaining fat is not progress. Go get your 220lbs man. You can certain Panda express your way to that shizzz. I'm jealous.

 

[JC33]

225. concrete measure of progress vs an ambiguous assumption based off looks

He's just trying to convince you to not get bigger than him, ignore it

 

[WheyMoreTraps]

 

[Not_Suitable4Photos_Yet]

Plus they already probably have diabetes so you can share insulin

Lmao


N_S4P_Y

 

[Valdosta]

day 57
hit my little instagramer leg day again. slow and controlled machine work. i gave it a shot at squats after. 0 back pumps so maybe i can start pushing squats again. took it easy today and didnt go above 225 or near failure. hit neck curls, skipped forearms cuz ive got back day tomorrow and dont want a weak grip for my compounds

losing a ton of definition. arms are at 17.5 and legs are 25.5, but look 4 inches smaller than a month ago. oh well. still gunna get big for now. limb to torso length kinda goofy might have some subsaharan in me

 

[WheyMoreTraps]

Still looking pretty swole bro. Kill it

 

[Valdosta]

day 58
major breakthrough. i made this tikka masala for probably a like 2 bucks. 1180 cals, 45 protein, and tasted good as fuck. definitely gunna have a positive impact on the bulk. its better than the only indian restaurant in town. maybe slightly behind on flavor but because they skimp on portions, id rather have this. and theirs is like 20 bucks for this amount.


back day went hard. i watched a bunch of yates stuff yesterday so i wanted to do yates rows and tbar rows. switched my pendlays for the yates rows. couldnt do tbar so i did a close grip cable row. kinda unfortunate. decided to go with compounds only for arms. did neck and back extensions, was at the gym for nearly 3hrs.

today i woke up 202 after having been 207 for a bit. i was lighter today cuz yesterday was my first day actually home cooking everything for a while. so out of frustration i had panda like @Meetketchup told me to do. and the back pain and hand cramps came back within hours. so i think im gunna try to stick to meal prepping everything (tikka masala ) moving forward even though it means weighing less. obviously the extra weight i was carrying was just water anyway.