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sexual tips for ASF pit followers

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it has become apparent that many dont know how to work a vagina. I dont know if its from bad parenting or because of internet porn geared towards what guys like but acting like its what woman want. Or maybe some guys need to join the service and get vomiting stoned on opium and bang 2 korean hookers. so heres my Christmas gift to you all

A my mike arnold style essay designed to help in the bedroom. now there are tons of pimp moves I'll add in later but I'll skip straight to the basics for now.

first of all alot of woman dont normally have orgasms the first time you fuck them because the arent comfortable with themselves or just letting go in general. make them feel completely desired thru the day before you even get to the bedroom. In Kronicmasteb8trs case dont choke your woman after she makes you a sandwich. If you get your woman going early she will be like a diesel engine ( ready for work and hard to stall ). Tell her how much you need her, come up behind her and kiss her neck, tell her how gorgeous she is, how fine her body is ect ect..
You want to get her horny as hell..

when it comes to the moment, take your time and slowly take off her clothes one piece at a time kissing her and caressing her all over, feeling her breasts and rubbing her pussy over her clothes before you take them off.
Now you got her naked in bed, massage her legs kiss her slowly on her legs and work your way all around her body getting close to the pussy but not actually right on it, get up inside the thighs right by the pussy and grab and rub but not directly on it, get the pussy aching to be fucked.

Now suck on those tits like you thats all you want while gently rubbing your finger around the pussy like your finger is a feather, by now the legs should be sprung open and the pussy should be dripping wet.

Now heres when you get to work. about 2-3 inches up on the roof of the vagina is a little pea that feels ruff like the roof of you mouth. thats the G-spot. you wanna position yourself so your rubbing it with your dick with consistent pressure she will let you know with body language so pay attention.
once you got the G spot swollen, now move up on her body so the top of your dick is rubbing under the clitoris. kinda like your sawing wood and you wanna cut her in half.
at the point she moaning like she is in the neighborhood of cumming, thats when you put it in deeper, but not to hit the bottom because that can be painful and break the moment, but mainly to make contact with the outside or top of the clitororis with pressure like a hand shake not a slap and grind it focusing on keeping contact while keeping the top of the cawk stroking the G-spot its all in the hips now get them in a rotation as to not break contact but the cawk is moving, nothing like the BS you see in porno.
It should only take minutes once you get to this point.
 
Did you learn all this on the internet??This can't be for the married man.lol We wait for a good commercial on tv and we back on the couch when he movies back on.hahaha
 
Did you learn all this on the internet??This can't be for the married man.lol We wait for a good commercial on tv and we back on the couch when he movies back on.hahaha
big moe hes a porno legend, just ask any ho in Van Nuys to woodland hills ca
 
wheres the pussy licking part, I lick pussy like it's a gift from the gods. I just can't get enough of that.........:coffee:
 
wheres the pussy licking part, I lick pussy like it's a gift from the gods. I just can't get enough of that.........:coffee:
I love eating pussy, but this was the basics for giving the lady an O. seems like people are investing in drugs to make it happen. kinda like how folks use sterons instead of diet and exercise
 
Haha sounds like something u read to get urself off when,either the woman isn't around or ur internet is down.


Casca

The Green Machine
 
Is it weird I have a boner right now?
 
Tldr. What part did you start playing with the taint and give a one knuckle starfish tickle?
 
it has become apparent that many dont know how to work a vagina. I dont know if its from bad parenting or because of internet porn geared towards what guys like but acting like its what woman want. Or maybe some guys need to join the service and get vomiting stoned on opium and bang 2 korean hookers. so heres my Christmas gift to you all

A my mike arnold style essay designed to help in the bedroom. now there are tons of pimp moves I'll add in later but I'll skip straight to the basics for now.

first of all alot of woman dont normally have orgasms the first time you fuck them because the arent comfortable with themselves or just letting go in general. make them feel completely desired thru the day before you even get to the bedroom. In Kronicmasteb8trs case dont choke your woman after she makes you a sandwich. If you get your woman going early she will be like a diesel engine ( ready for work and hard to stall ). Tell her how much you need her, come up behind her and kiss her neck, tell her how gorgeous she is, how fine her body is ect ect..
You want to get her horny as hell..

when it comes to the moment, take your time and slowly take off her clothes one piece at a time kissing her and caressing her all over, feeling her breasts and rubbing her pussy over her clothes before you take them off.
Now you got her naked in bed, massage her legs kiss her slowly on her legs and work your way all around her body getting close to the pussy but not actually right on it, get up inside the thighs right by the pussy and grab and rub but not directly on it, get the pussy aching to be fucked.

Now suck on those tits like you thats all you want while gently rubbing your finger around the pussy like your finger is a feather, by now the legs should be sprung open and the pussy should be dripping wet.

Now heres when you get to work. about 2-3 inches up on the roof of the vagina is a little pea that feels ruff like the roof of you mouth. thats the G-spot. you wanna position yourself so your rubbing it with your dick with consistent pressure she will let you know with body language so pay attention.
once you got the G spot swollen, now move up on her body so the top of your dick is rubbing under the clitoris. kinda like your sawing wood and you wanna cut her in half.
at the point she moaning like she is in the neighborhood of cumming, thats when you put it in deeper, but not to hit the bottom because that can be painful and break the moment, but mainly to make contact with the outside or top of the clitororis with pressure like a hand shake not a slap and grind it focusing on keeping contact while keeping the top of the cawk stroking the G-spot its all in the hips now get them in a rotation as to not break contact but the cawk is moving, nothing like the BS you see in porno.
It should only take minutes once you get to this point.

Fuck you! I'm half korean you piece of shit.
 
Last 2 Korean hookers I was with had me pulling the towel rack off the wall trying to piss the next day...

Me so clappy:)..my piss burn long time....
 
나는 매우 많은 아시아 문화를 즐길 수 있습니다




billcosby.jpg
 
chicks love hotels, dont know why exactly, but if I could put a magnetic card reader on my bedroom door I would. find a motel next to where your girl works, grab a quick lunch for her. then call her before her lunch break and give her the intersection where you are and say, hey baby I was on my way to surprise you with lunch but my car broke down, can you get me at the corner of X and X. when she shows up looking for you tell her what room your in the key is waiting at the desk. then bang, feed her a snack and send her back to work.
 
I was going to ask why your telling everyone about my personal fetishes... but then realized I told everyone in the pit already... lol. So far im 33 days sober and havent hit a woman or made them cry... im doing really good :)
 
I was going to ask why your telling everyone about my personal fetishes... but then realized I told everyone in the pit already... lol. So far im 33 days sober and havent hit a woman or made them cry... im doing really good :)
you do know you can slap a woman in the face with your cawk, that is accepted and not considered domestic violence by law enforcement
 
Trannies don't have gspots, so now what do I do?
 
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