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this is only for fellow jews out there, we might open up this deal to non-jews, only if supplies last. the newly converted are welcome, but recent dick pics are required (proof of snip)

those who have tried us know, there's nothing better than 100% kosher gear!





L'chiam!
 
List please. I will send pix of my accountants cawk

--Life is a box of chocolates. Lick all the nuts.
 
Paranoid Fitness said:
9ml? Cheap bastard.

Can I Jew you down on the price?

Do I get a free Uzi or Galil with my purchase?

Shalom
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well, shalom to you brother!

anything can be added to an order for an additional price!
 
If I convert and let you circumsize me and keep my foreskin will I get an additional 10% off of the already insanely low sale price?

Oh Shit, I better change my avi since I'm converting.
 
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Now im no jew but my grandpa was a guard in a concentration camp he controlled the gas valve does that count.
 
frank zazz said:
Now im no jew but my grandpa was a guard in a concentration camp he controlled the gas valve does that count.
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Here's the actual knob here.
 

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I also wanted to make sure you guys know all of tJP lab reps, so here is their group photo minus slappy
 

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Paranoid Fitness said:
Buy one get one Jews?

What the hell do I need two of them for?

Can I get a Mexican instead of the second Jew?
I need someone to cut the grass.
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sorry, we don't offer mexicans.

try mexgear.
 
Buy one, get one is much better than buy 1 get none. I just feel used when I think I have earned something, and then don't get it.
 
Paranoid Fitness said:
Buy one get one Jews?

What the hell do I need two of them for?

Can I get a Mexican instead of the second Jew?
I need someone to cut the grass.
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That's a fair question. It is "equal or lesser value."

hightestfuel said:
Buy one, get one is much better than buy 1 get none. I just feel used when I think I have earned something, and then don't get it.
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Shalom my brother.
Will u be closed Saturdays for sabbath? Just an idea u hold a contest for longest sideburns and who ever wins gets a free 9ml with a purchase of 10 9ml bottles lol.


Go Strong
 
JFuerte said:
Shalom my brother.
Will u be closed Saturdays for sabbath? Just an idea u hold a contest for longest sideburns and who ever wins gets a free 9ml with a purchase of 10 9ml bottles lol.


Go Strong
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no, the jews that run Jewprint Labs have non-jews work on saturday so that the business can stay open 7 days a week. they say it's better for the customers, but really, it's to make the most money possible.

good idea about the contest. i'll run it buy theRabbiTech.


Shalom and L'chiam
 
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