You beating your Johnson or beating some pussy?

[LiftWeightsEatSteaks]

Hello my fellow Gorillas

Are you guys jerking your Johnson or saving up your test and fighting the urge, or are you just banging your significant or just banging your local bar chicks? Anyone banging any chicks at the gym?

 

[Halfi]

I’m more of a horse milker my self.

 

[LiftWeightsEatSteaks]

I’m more of a horse milker my self.

Aren’t we all

 

[Powerhousehb]

Banging my gf and her gf

 

[LiftWeightsEatSteaks]

Banging my gf and her gf

Living the god damn dream brother… right on

 

[heckler7]

Banging my gf and her gf

is this a progress gimmik lolz,
been married 15years so more jerking than fucking

 

[Wespipes83]

is this a progress gimmik lolz,
been married 15years so more jerking than fucking

Same. married 6 years. dont ever get married guys

 

[heavyiron]

25 ish years ago we went to premarital counseling and the counselor had us write down 5-6 non-negotiable needs that were must haves. We then discussed the needs in detail and made an agreement never to withhold these needs from each other. I had one of my needs as a high need for sex. I wrote down 7 times per week minimum and some other details. She has kept her end of the deal all these years. Pre-marital counseling was one of the smartest decisions I ever made. Haha.

 

[BBruce]

Hello my fellow Gorillas

Are you guys jerking your Johnson or saving up your test and fighting the urge, or are you just banging your significant or just banging your local bar chicks? Anyone banging any chicks at the gym?

I was banging a chick from the gym until I made her my wife

 

[LiftWeightsEatSteaks]

25 ish years ago we went to premarital counseling and the counselor had us write down 5-6 non-negotiable needs that were must haves. We then discussed the needs in detail and made an agreement never to withhold these needs from each other. I had one of my needs as a high need for sex. I wrote down 7 times per week minimum and some other details. She has kept her end of the deal all these years. Pre-marital counseling was one of the smartest decisions I ever made. Haha.

this is fucking great

 

[LiftWeightsEatSteaks]

I was banging a chick from the gym until I made her my wife

As you should brother, as you should.

 

[Jbswole40]

My woman atleast once a day, I jerk it on occasions and when it's that time of the month
it's oral only time.lol

 

[mass gain]

My Johnson almost exclusively.

 

[DirtyIron14]

The wife, lucky enough that if I fall asleep b4 she's home she goes to work on me to wake me up or I tag her at 4 when I wake up.

 

[GivePenisaChance22]

Hello my fellow Gorillas

Are you guys jerking your Johnson or saving up your test and fighting the urge, or are you just banging your significant or just banging your local bar chicks? Anyone banging any chicks at the gym?

 

[Necron_99]

My wife let herself go so bad that I prefer to take care of my own needs. She's disgustingly fat and gross now. She drinks every night and took up smoking cigarettes so she even smells really bad all the time. Just the thought of it is revolting. Bear in mind that I have very low standards and would fuck just about anything. Except her.

 

[rdm]

My wife let herself go so bad that I prefer to take care of my own needs. She's disgustingly fat and gross now. She drinks every night and took up smoking cigarettes so she even smells really bad all the time. Just the thought of it is revolting. Bear in mind that I have very low standards and would fuck just about anything. Except her.

Sounds like a great marriage...

 

[Jbswole40]

 

[TotalWar]

My wife let herself go so bad that I prefer to take care of my own needs. She's disgustingly fat and gross now. She drinks every night and took up smoking cigarettes so she even smells really bad all the time. Just the thought of it is revolting. Bear in mind that I have very low standards and would fuck just about anything. Except her.

Bro I know I shouldn't but I'm dying laughing at this. LMFAOOOOO

 

[Fletcher]

Hello my fellow Gorillas

Are you guys jerking your Johnson or saving up your test and fighting the urge, or are you just banging your significant or just banging your local bar chicks? Anyone banging any chicks at the gym?

 

[Bob West]

Last night I was at the gym around midnight. I was doing my usual light squat day (500lbs x 15 x 6), when this smoking hot Russian chick and her equally hot Asian friend came in. They took one look at my massive quads and immediately began eye fucking me.
“Like what you see?” I said, peeling off my sweat soaked tank top and hitting a double biceps.
“Yes, is good” said the rusky, while her little Asian friend stared, speechless.
“How is cock though?”
I pulled my shorts down to reveal my massive, rock hard cock. Without a word, they both dropped to their knees and began attacking my dick, licking, sucking, grabbing, like they were in some sort of perverse contest. Then we all started like fucking and shit, and I’m like “You like that?!” , and they just moaned while I punished their young tight pussies with my war hammer. Then I finished and they’re all like “That was the best ever, we’ve never been fucked like that!”
I just shrugged and finished my squats while they took turns toweling me off between sets. It was awesome!!!
100% TRUE STORY!!!!!

 

[Glycomann]

Living the god damn dream brother… right on

It starts out that way and then it goes all Creg Titus.

 

[Wespipes83]

Last night I was at the gym around midnight. I was doing my usual light squat day (500lbs x 15 x 6), when this smoking hot Russian chick and her equally hot Asian friend came in. They took one look at my massive quads and immediately began eye fucking me.
“Like what you see?” I said, peeling off my sweat soaked tank top and hitting a double biceps.
“Yes, is good” said the rusky, while her little Asian friend stared, speechless.
“How is cock though?”
I pulled my shorts down to reveal my massive, rock hard cock. Without a word, they both dropped to their knees and began attacking my dick, licking, sucking, grabbing, like they were in some sort of perverse contest. Then we all started like fucking and shit, and I’m like “You like that?!” , and they just moaned while I punished their young tight pussies with my war hammer. Then I finished and they’re all like “That was the best ever, we’ve never been fucked like that!”
I just shrugged and finished my squats while they took turns toweling me off between sets. It was awesome!!!
100% TRUE STORY!!!!!

If this is true, you are a god walking amongst men

 

[Bob West]

Sadly, not true.
I can’t really squat five hundy for reps.

 

[MindlessWork]

Banging my gf and her gf

And her sister for good measure no doubt!!!

 

[MindlessWork]

Last night I was at the gym around midnight. I was doing my usual light squat day (500lbs x 15 x 6), when this smoking hot Russian chick and her equally hot Asian friend came in. They took one look at my massive quads and immediately began eye fucking me.
“Like what you see?” I said, peeling off my sweat soaked tank top and hitting a double biceps.
“Yes, is good” said the rusky, while her little Asian friend stared, speechless.
“How is cock though?”
I pulled my shorts down to reveal my massive, rock hard cock. Without a word, they both dropped to their knees and began attacking my dick, licking, sucking, grabbing, like they were in some sort of perverse contest. Then we all started like fucking and shit, and I’m like “You like that?!” , and they just moaned while I punished their young tight pussies with my war hammer. Then I finished and they’re all like “That was the best ever, we’ve never been fucked like that!”
I just shrugged and finished my squats while they took turns toweling me off between sets. It was awesome!!!
100% TRUE STORY!!!!!

Awesome story bro, bet you saw them again next time!

 

[AR-15]

I’m currently banging the old lady and jerking it daily and always hunting for a gym side piece. Lol I have never had good luck with picking up any pussy at the gym though. I mean a few wild fucks but nothing too regular. My new gyms so pathetic anyway. It’s all young kids and gay dudes. I wouldn’t fuck a chic these days under 28 and I’m definitely not gay so it sucks if you’re trying to pad your numbers.

 

[AR-15]

Last night I was at the gym around midnight. I was doing my usual light squat day (500lbs x 15 x 6), when this smoking hot Russian chick and her equally hot Asian friend came in. They took one look at my massive quads and immediately began eye fucking me.
“Like what you see?” I said, peeling off my sweat soaked tank top and hitting a double biceps.
“Yes, is good” said the rusky, while her little Asian friend stared, speechless.
“How is cock though?”
I pulled my shorts down to reveal my massive, rock hard cock. Without a word, they both dropped to their knees and began attacking my dick, licking, sucking, grabbing, like they were in some sort of perverse contest. Then we all started like fucking and shit, and I’m like “You like that?!” , and they just moaned while I punished their young tight pussies with my war hammer. Then I finished and they’re all like “That was the best ever, we’ve never been fucked like that!”
I just shrugged and finished my squats while they took turns toweling me off between sets. It was awesome!!!
100% TRUE STORY!!!!!

True or not You Da Man in my book. Now I’m fucking horny.

 

[Augustine5I]

When I was young I jerked off constantly.

First time I masturbated I was like 13 I think. Used a wet cloth and pretended to get a blow job.

I got this weird sensation and it made me continue… I half exploded and I swear I broke something.

Didn’t stop me from doing it again. Lol.

But I do think all the porn fucked with my head.

 

[AR-15]

When I was young I jerked off constantly.

First time I masturbated I was like 13 I think. Used a wet cloth and pretended to get a blow job.

I got this weird sensation and it made me continue… I half exploded and I swear I broke something.

Didn’t stop me from doing it again. Lol.

But I do think all the porn fucked with my head.

Porn will definitely fuck your head up. Add Tren and you can multiply that by 100. I gotta be real careful not to start watching too much porn especially while on cycle. Not only does it distort reality and what sex is really like it crushes my self confidence after watching all these dudes with 12” dicks pounding perfect looking chics. Really though what’s the alternative? Watching ugly people go at it? No thanks. I can’t get off seeing fat or ugly chics anyway. I gotta have something hot in my sights or it’s a no go.