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What the fuck is it newbie week?

SB Labs

SB Labs

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I'm going to reach through my device and fucking strangle the next fucking newbie that emails us and says "Hey man I just tested your gear and the roid test says test prop"
The first idiot tested testosterone cypionate and says it came back as prop, which obviously to everyone makes no sense. The latest, which was about 5 minutes ago, was NPP which came back as prop accordingto Mr roid test. So I had to waste my time and explain to them how to do proper testing (with a few choice words of course) so I forwarded them both hplc reports. So if you're a newbie reading this and have intentions of testing gear not just from us but any sponsor I tell you this: FUCK OFF YOU UNEDUCATED DIPSHIP AND READ UP ON HOW TO PROPERLY TEST GEAR.
Rant over thanks for tuning in.
SBL
 
Hey Roidtest is legit!


lol jk.

I hear ya...those who say Roidtest is best are talking thru their hats.
 
Remember what Weezy F Baby said my guy

“And if it cost to be the boss, oh, well I guess I gotta pay”

It’s fun being a big dawg right?

Good luck sir. Sincerely you’re “Cockbody-granddad-J-dawg-fuck-up-your-deadlift-game-pimp-G”
 
SB labs said:
I'm going to reach through my device and fucking strangle the next fucking newbie that emails us and says "Hey man I just tested your gear and the roid test says test prop"
The first idiot tested testosterone cypionate and says it came back as prop, which obviously to everyone makes no sense. The latest, which was about 5 minutes ago, was NPP which came back as prop accordingto Mr roid test. So I had to waste my time and explain to them how to do proper testing (with a few choice words of course) so I forwarded them both hplc reports. So if you're a newbie reading this and have intentions of testing gear not just from us but any sponsor I tell you this: FUCK OFF YOU UNEDUCATED DIPSHIP AND READ UP ON HOW TO PROPERLY TEST GEAR.
Rant over thanks for tuning in.
SBL
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Someone needs a hug 🤗. JK. Just trying to ease the dumbness out here.
 
Cpillar2019 said:
I quit using roid tests. I now send everything to the guy that does the “taste test” on his tablets. Legit
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Cracking Up Lol GIF by MOODMAN
 
Remeber that guy that said some gear was bullshit bcus of roid test,we blew his ass up from every direction..then he said he was gunna bring a bottle and get it tested at the hospital lololol 😅🤣😂
dj qualls GIF
 
SB labs said:
I'm going to reach through my device and fucking strangle the next fucking newbie that emails us and says "Hey man I just tested your gear and the roid test says test prop"
The first idiot tested testosterone cypionate and says it came back as prop, which obviously to everyone makes no sense. The latest, which was about 5 minutes ago, was NPP which came back as prop accordingto Mr roid test. So I had to waste my time and explain to them how to do proper testing (with a few choice words of course) so I forwarded them both hplc reports. So if you're a newbie reading this and have intentions of testing gear not just from us but any sponsor I tell you this: FUCK OFF YOU UNEDUCATED DIPSHIP AND READ UP ON HOW TO PROPERLY TEST GEAR.
Rant over thanks for tuning in.
SBL
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Just send him a bottle of Trest..
Problem solve..
LOL
Z...
 
SB labs said:
I'm going to reach through my device and fucking strangle the next fucking newbie that emails us and says "Hey man I just tested your gear and the roid test says test prop"
The first idiot tested testosterone cypionate and says it came back as prop, which obviously to everyone makes no sense. The latest, which was about 5 minutes ago, was NPP which came back as prop accordingto Mr roid test. So I had to waste my time and explain to them how to do proper testing (with a few choice words of course) so I forwarded them both hplc reports. So if you're a newbie reading this and have intentions of testing gear not just from us but any sponsor I tell you this: FUCK OFF YOU UNEDUCATED DIPSHIP AND READ UP ON HOW TO PROPERLY TEST GEAR.
Rant over thanks for tuning in.
SBL
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Just have to be patient.. remember you were once totally new to this.. they probably were given some bad advice on how to perform these test or just did it on their own not understanding there are still protocols for even that...and unless followed they can and will screw up the test.
 
macedog24 said:
Just have to be patient.. remember you were once totally new to this.. they probably were given some bad advice on how to perform these test or just did it on their own not understanding there are still protocols for even that...and unless followed they can and will screw up the test.
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I thought that too until he emailed me back and said he was a member since 2006 on another board we are on
 
SB labs said:
I'm going to reach through my device and fucking strangle the next fucking newbie that emails us and says "Hey man I just tested your gear and the roid test says test prop"
The first idiot tested testosterone cypionate and says it came back as prop, which obviously to everyone makes no sense. The latest, which was about 5 minutes ago, was NPP which came back as prop accordingto Mr roid test. So I had to waste my time and explain to them how to do proper testing (with a few choice words of course) so I forwarded them both hplc reports. So if you're a newbie reading this and have intentions of testing gear not just from us but any sponsor I tell you this: FUCK OFF YOU UNEDUCATED DIPSHIP AND READ UP ON HOW TO PROPERLY TEST GEAR.
Rant over thanks for tuning in.
SBL
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Roid test is only REMOTELY accurate on RAWS, not on ANY finished product ESP orals.

I hate the Roidtest company anyone who produces anything like it.

I had some asshole say this about some var tabs last year... uhhh... dipshit, they are tinted BLUE, do you think that might affect the stupid color test????

Smfh 🤨🤦🤬

Im right there with you, maybe we take a week this summer and go an in-person ass-kicking holday. 😎
 
Easy boys don’t let me off the hook that easy now. I’ve asked dumb questions very recently here to be totally honest. It’s honestly embarrassing looking back it now. I’m actually really glad sb posted this, gives insight to the other side and made me realize “hey Johnny you know how irritated you get when you’re clients ask you dumb shit??? Well guess what you’re no better”
 

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