Here's a question twist.
If your wife's thoughts had subtitles during a conversation with you, what would her subtitles say?
Mine: I need to get milk from...do wa ditty ditty do do... thats a cute color on the...do penguins have knee caps...dang, I forgot the milk and....ice ice baby, dum dum dum dum....my ankle hurts...what did he ask me?...just look interested...squirrels are cool....where'd I leave my phone...there was something important that he wanted me to do but oh well...cause somewhere over the rainbow..
Probably something like that.