Point taken?

Yeah. No shit. You know you're getting old when you throw your back out wiping your ass.


But the good news....at least you're still young enough to do it yourself.Yeah. No shit. You know you're getting old when you throw your back out wiping your ass.![]()

This is very fortunately true.But the good news....at least you're still young enough to do it yourself.![]()


Sounds like what i did on a big kit kat.
I pumped gas at a full service gas station when I was a kid. This car load of bitches in bikini’s stopped in for a few bucks of gas and directions to the water. As I was giving them directions they started showing me their tits. I was so into them I forgot to take the hose out of the tank of the car. They said thank you I said thank you and away they went dragging the gas hose with them. Thank goodness I turned the pump off. Needless to say the boss wasn’t happy. Lol
... and the surprising part of this story isn't them driving off with the hose, it's the fact that you let them drive off.I pumped gas at a full service gas station when I was a kid. This car load of bitches in bikini’s stopped in for a few bucks of gas and directions to the water. As I was giving them directions they started showing me their tits. I was so into them I forgot to take the hose out of the tank of the car. They said thank you I said thank you and away they went dragging the gas hose with them. Thank goodness I turned the pump off. Needless to say the boss wasn’t happy. Lol

He was thinking of ass not gas.... and the surprising part of this story isn't them driving off with the hose, it's the fact that you let them drive off.![]()
back then gas was prolly less than a dollar... and the surprising part of this story isn't them driving off with the hose, it's the fact that you let them drive off.![]()
Now that I think about it. In that case, if it was me, we were still using a horse and buggy.back then gas was prolly less than a dollar


