Deciphering Woman's Code

[Big_Jimmy434]

Anybody else's woman do this shit.

As you can see from my response, I've learned that its a trap. Why not just say what the hell you want to begin with? Why does everything have to be spoken in secret code. She doesn't want to know what was for supper, she wanted to make a request but without making a request.

They can turn a 30 seconds story into a 2 hour description, but won't just come out and say what the hell they want.

After 25 years together, I've learned how to decipher the enigma....sometimes.

 

[heckler7]

nice work, I usually just say Im not in the mood for anything what are you thinking and whatever she says I say that sounds great.

 

[Bolan]

My Ex and I ate totally different meals.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

My Ex and I ate totally different meals.

Is that why she is your ex?

 

[Bolan]

Is that why she is your ex?

Pretty much.

 

[dcdogz]

My wife

"Text me when you put in a delivery or cubside"

Me- how bout you just tell me what you want instead of this roundabout way where i have to remember to reach out to you and hope for a response?

Her - wow rude!

 

[StellarLabs]

I say exactly what I mean every time. But I’m also on a forum with 75k dudes.

 

[Sirchon]

I try to stay a step in front. And tell her you can have "A OR B tonight"

 

[HFO4]

Subbed for the great replies

 

[GiantSlayer3]

My girl roomy I tell her , tell me what you want tell me what u want. She's specific. We are both very direct with each other even when we flirt

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[Big_Jimmy434]

I say exactly what I mean every time. But I’m also on a forum with 75k dudes.

And we all thank you for it!

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Here's my favorite...

Example Man Story:
Wrecked My Truck.
What happened.
Fucker pulled out in front of me and I smashed him.
Damnit.

Example Woman Story:
Wrecked my truck.
What happened.
Well, I was getting dressed, but I was running late because my clothes were still wet from last night and I was trying on that new makeup....8 minutes later....so I finally made it to the truck and that new song was on the radio....12 minutes later....so we were driving...

Nevermind. Forget it.

 

[Glycomann]

I've been married for 43 years. They're only happy when they are spending down someone else's money in a place with pretty colors.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

I've been married for 43 years. They're only happy when they are spending down someone else's money in a place with pretty colors.

Woman's happiness? That is a different thread.

 

[heckler7]

My girl roomy I tell her , tell me what you want tell me what u want. She's specific. We are both very direct with each other even when we flirt

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women are different when you fill them with baby batter

 

[Syxen]

Anybody else's woman do this shit.

As you can see from my response, I've learned that its a trap. Why not just say what the hell you want to begin with? Why does everything have to be spoken in secret code. She doesn't want to know what was for supper, she wanted to make a request but without making a request.

They can turn a 30 seconds story into a 2 hour description, but won't just come out and say what the hell they want.

After 25 years together, I've learned how to decipher the enigma....sometimes.

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And what?? What else did she want

We will never know why they do what they do lol

 

[Syxen]

I've been married for 43 years. They're only happy when they are spending down someone else's money in a place with pretty colors.

Spoken like a true 43 years

That’s an achievement my man

 

[Omoplata]

Fuck the conversation. Decide for them if going out to eat, and if not, I politely ask them to cook for me and if not I’ll cook.

I rarely ever seek suggestion, unless she shows me she wants one. I like to think that.. a Man teaches a woman how to communicate in a relationship, so the result of her communication is based on us

 

[Omoplata]

I've been married for 43 years. They're only happy when they are spending down someone else's money in a place with pretty colors.

That sounds more like a gold digger than a woman who assists financially.

 

[Canebrake]

I never ask what a woman wants. If she would have asked what’s for dinner I would have told her. If she didn’t like it. I’d say well that sucks because this is what I’m cooking unless you feel like cooking

 

[calf10]

And what?? What else did she want

We will never know why they do what they do lol

I don't think they know why they do them at first place

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

I never ask what a woman wants. If she would have asked what’s for dinner I would have told her. If she didn’t like it. I’d say well that sucks because this is what I’m cooking unless you feel like cooking

How many times have you been married.

Asking for a friend

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Man teaches a woman how to communicate in a relationship

You tell yourself that if it makes you feel better, but as long as they own 100% of the booty, they teach us how to communicate

 

[Canebrake]

How many times have you been married.

Asking for a friend

Once and divorced. I’ll never be married again. So far every woman I e dealt with since hasn’t had a problem with the way I am. I actually have great relationships. In my opinion once you start bending the knee to them. It never ends. You always have to bend the knee them. Look at the OP. He’s been trained.

 

[Canebrake]

You tell yourself that if it makes you feel better, but as long as they own 100% of the booty, they teach us how to communicate

Spoken like a guy who lets woman control him. Once you’re not worried about sex and they know that you can easily get sex from other women. They fall in line

Quick edit: is if my woman was to say. Hey babe can you make me XYZ for dinner. I’ll do it. I will not play blues clues with a bitch. I also don’t let them decide where we’re going to eat unless they specifically ask. I’ll say I’m going here for dinner and if they don’t like it. They can stay where they are.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Spoken like a guy who lets woman control him. Once you’re not worried about sex and they know that you can easily get sex from other women. They fall in line

Quick edit: is if my woman was to say. Hey babe can you make me XYZ for dinner. I’ll do it. I will not play blues clues with a bitch. I also don’t let them decide where we’re going to eat unless they specifically ask. I’ll say I’m going here for dinner and if they don’t like it. They can stay where they are.

Sir, if that works for you, then I'm happy for you. Keep doing you, buddy

 

[heckler7]

Once and divorced. I’ll never be married again. So far every woman I e dealt with since hasn’t had a problem with the way I am. I actually have great relationships. In my opinion once you start bending the knee to them. It never ends. You always have to bend the knee them. Look at the OP. He’s been trained.

canebrakes woman- whats for dinner
CB- what are you cooking
woman- nothing
CB- then nothing is for dinner
woman- your an asshole Im leaving
CB- make me a sammich on your way to the door
door slams

 

[Canebrake]

canebrakes woman- whats for dinner
CB- what are you cooking
woman- nothing
CB- then nothing is for dinner
woman- your an asshole Im leaving
CB- make me a sammich on your way to the door
door slams

That’s not what I said lol.

I have never had a problem cooking. I actually like doing it. However, if I say XYZ is for dinner and the woman says but I want ABC I’d say too bad. This is what’s for dinner tonight. I then would say. Maybe I’ll make that tomorrow.

Just like whatever my woman puts in front of me for dinner I’m going to eat it. She took the time to make it. I’m not going to complain unless she knows I don’t like something. I’m an asshole but I’m a righteous asshole

 

[Omoplata]

That’s not what I said lol.

I have never had a problem cooking. I actually like doing it. However, if I say XYZ is for dinner and the woman says but I want ABC I’d say too bad. This is what’s for dinner tonight. I then would say. Maybe I’ll make that tomorrow.

Just like whatever my woman puts in front of me for dinner I’m going to eat it. She took the time to make it. I’m not going to complain unless she knows I don’t like something. I’m an asshole but I’m a righteous asshole

That’s valid. If she wants appreciation, she shows it too. Any relationship worth having is built on mutual respect and appreciation.

 

[bigrond]

My wife; i dont feel like cooking
Me ok
My wife what are you gonna cook
Me um a lrge pepproni with black olives you got tip money?
Her i thought we couldnt eat pizza
Me you got tip money
Her yes.
Lol