Everything that doesn't have boobs sagging down to their pussy looks young to me. We went to a friend's kid's concert awhile back (kids were 8-12yrs old). All these kids were taking their turns singing and such. Some in duets, groups, and solo of course. There was a big group on stage and this one female had the curviest freaking body I've ever seen. Like full on latino curves. Ginormous rack. She's out there singing with kids who are flat as a pancake and beanpoles. I mentioned to my wife, "you ever notice these adult instructors have to get out there and steal the kids' limelight?" She knows exactly what and who I'm talking about. She whispers back to me, "I think she's 14." I'm like, "I'm talking about the bright pink dress." She says, "yeah, I know who you're talking about...she's 14...15 tops." That's when I knew I could no longer distinguish the minutia of age fluctuations accurately. I would have guessed mid 20's. I got a lot of "dirty old man" jokes from her for a long time.
