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A coworkers sister hit me up for clean pee . She just smokes weed so I'm like ok no problem. One time no biggie.
Next day she calls me 17x saying she needs more . Wtf is wrong with people? I helped you once . Just because you fudged it doesn't mean I am obligated to help u again .
I've been there unable to pass a piss test , but I just drank tons of water and drank a monster . If I failed I failed . No biggy , other opportunities arrive

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Arnold said:
$100 each time. :cool:
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give her options… 100$ for me to do it by my self or 50$ but she has to hold it and aim it into the cup for u 😂
 
Arnold said:
$100 each time. :cool:
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I think this is grossly under priced, but pricing jobs is my specialty. I've broken down the associated cost that I believe you have omitted:

Time (Billed at $150hr)
Drinking the fluids
Fluid dwell time to heat for proper urination temperature
Purchase the urine storage receptacle
Bathroom Mobilization (To/From)
Zipper Access
Urination Time

Materials (25% Markup)
Urine storage receptacle

Utilities (10% Markup)
Water consumption during flushing

Misc Fees
Bathroom cleaning fee
Hazardous Material Handling
Subcontractor Taxes and Fees
Urine Delivery Fees

I think that once you understand the itemized breakdown, its easy to see that this easily puts you somewhere in the ballpark of $800-$1100.
 
Big_Jimmy434 said:
I think this is grossly under priced, but pricing jobs is my specialty. I've broken down the associated cost that I believe you have omitted:

Time (Billed at $150hr)
Drinking the fluids
Fluid dwell time to heat for proper urination temperature
Purchase the urine storage receptacle
Bathroom Mobilization (To/From)
Zipper Access
Urination Time

Materials (25% Markup)
Urine storage receptacle

Utilities (10% Markup)
Water consumption during flushing

Misc Fees
Bathroom cleaning fee
Hazardous Material Handling
Subcontractor Taxes and Fees
Urine Delivery Fees

I think that once you understand the itemized breakdown, its easy to see that this easily puts you somewhere in the ballpark of $800-$1100.
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Capitalism at its finest 😂
 
Big_Jimmy434 said:
I think this is grossly under priced, but pricing jobs is my specialty. I've broken down the associated cost that I believe you have omitted:

Time (Billed at $150hr)
Drinking the fluids
Fluid dwell time to heat for proper urination temperature
Purchase the urine storage receptacle
Bathroom Mobilization (To/From)
Zipper Access
Urination Time

Materials (25% Markup)
Urine storage receptacle

Utilities (10% Markup)
Water consumption during flushing

Misc Fees
Bathroom cleaning fee
Hazardous Material Handling
Subcontractor Taxes and Fees
Urine Delivery Fees

I think that once you understand the itemized breakdown, its easy to see that this easily puts you somewhere in the ballpark of $800-$1100.
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you must work for the federal government
 
Glycomann said:
Change your stage name to PissDaddy.
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Now that's fucking funny..
I swear I'm here for the kinda shit you just said..
Laughter is Still the Best Medicine..

If she was responsible..she should come off long enough for everything to clear..
Then save her own piss..
Weed isn't something people commit crimes on..
It's the other stuff..

Years ago..
My Boss was suspicious so before lunch he gave me the piss cub..
I called my girl, I picked up the pee..went back to work and gave him hers..but I kept some..
Glad I did, he asked for another test..something was wrong and he needed another one by 5pm..

This is where I turned it around..I knew he was fishing..but I had his ass..
So I started giving him shit..
I cussing him..
I even told him..I'm do the piss test again..and I'll see you Monday....
I'll be waiting for my apology then..

Burned him twice in one Day..
Not a proud moment, but it is what it is..
Best Part..He apologized Monday..
Z
 
its around 50$ to 90$ on the web, charge them 25$ per 6oz wiz and you can get a nice little side business going
 
GiantSlayer3 said:
A coworkers sister hit me up for clean pee . She just smokes weed so I'm like ok no problem. One time no biggie.
Next day she calls me 17x saying she needs more . Wtf is wrong with people? I helped you once . Just because you fudged it doesn't mean I am obligated to help u again .
I've been there unable to pass a piss test , but I just drank tons of water and drank a monster . If I failed I failed . No biggy , other opportunities arrive

Sent from my CPH2515 using Tapatalk
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Market that piss!
Title it, “Piss of an Angel!”
Sell it for $100/ml
 
GhostReaper said:
Now that's fucking funny..
I swear I'm here for the kinda shit you just said..
Laughter is Still the Best Medicine..

If she was responsible..she should come off long enough for everything to clear..
Then save her own piss..
Weed isn't something people commit crimes on..
It's the other stuff..

Years ago..
My Boss was suspicious so before lunch he gave me the piss cub..
I called my girl, I picked up the pee..went back to work and gave him hers..but I kept some..
Glad I did, he asked for another test..something was wrong and he needed another one by 5pm..

This is where I turned it around..I knew he was fishing..but I had his ass..
So I started giving him shit..
I cussing him..
I even told him..I'm do the piss test again..and I'll see you Monday....
I'll be waiting for my apology then..

Burned him twice in one Day..
Not a proud moment, but it is what it is..
Best Part..He apologized Monday..
Z
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if he didnt send you to a clinic for a legit sample then its not a legal test and he cant fire you. I had a guy that tested hot on a hair sample but his piss was clean, they informed me I cant fire him because DOT only requires a piss test. we fired him as a safety risk, I didnt want some high dude walking into a propeller or getting one of us hurt
 
I will not work with anyone on shot..
Weed is one thing..and I know..A drug is a drug..
BUT..
Beyond that..you're right...
I've noticed the behavior of a few fellow employees..brought it to the Boss's attention and..yep..Meth and Cocaine..
He came out of the office one time and bumped a screw jack..
I told Chris, the other BMW Master Tech there..
You might want to move that 5k screw jack..
He said what..that doesn't cost 5k.
It's does when it hits that 911 it's next too..
Some jobs are dangerous enough..
Drugs don't make them safer..
Sounds hypocritical from me..being one that worked under the influence more than a few times..
I guess someone above, was watching out for me..
Those days are over, a little weed and gummies is all I do Now...

Z
 
GhostReaper said:
I will not work with anyone on shot..
Weed is one thing..and I know..A drug is a drug..
BUT..
Beyond that..you're right...
I've noticed the behavior of a few fellow employees..brought it to the Boss's attention and..yep..Meth and Cocaine..
He came out of the office one time and bumped a screw jack..
I told Chris, the other BMW Master Tech there..
You might want to move that 5k screw jack..
He said what..that doesn't cost 5k.
It's does when it hits that 911 it's next too..
Some jobs are dangerous enough..
Drugs don't make them safer..
Sounds hypocritical from me..being one that worked under the influence more than a few times..
I guess someone above, was watching out for me..
Those days are over, a little weed and gummies is all I do Now...

Z
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I dont care what people do on their own time, dont bring that to work, its dangerous enough on an airport, I dont need to add supervising someone thats high, I dont get paid for that. propellers are damn near invisible at night and plenty of tired people get clipped it doesnt always kill you. first thing they will do is drug test you when anything happens that costs money or is filed as an incident with operations
 

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