Fucking hell. My first cycle. Embarrassing but here goes.
I wanted to start TRT and or cycle because I noticed a lot of symptoms of low testosterone, hormonal dysregulation, and other things. Likely from my kratom dependence at the time, and likely other lifestyle factors. I figured that since I’ve already been training for a couple years heavily and that I was around the age of 30 that it made me more qualified. Which is dumb, by the way.
I could’ve gotten away with biting the bullet and removing the kratom and adjusting my lifestyle, but I went the addict way and decided to take the easy way out. Or in rather. This came about in a pretty unorthodox way. I didn’t go to a clinic or a doctor to pursue HRT or TRT - I saw an ad on Facebook of all fucking places for a vendor called Andro Labs Pro. Maybe some of y’all remember them. They were a super sketchy Turkish source. Lots of high concentration blends. No third-party testing, just trust me bro.
I decided that my first cycle would be 300 mg of test per week. The solution that I ordered was testosterone cypionate concentrated at about 300+ milligrams per milliliter. It was harsh stuff, especially for a new user with all virgin muscle. I’d never given myself an intramuscular injection before. My first couple pins were hellacious. Imagine me completely naked, sweating and shaking due to fear of needles, lol. I injected quads with a horse needle and could barely walk for days afterward. I eventually figured it out.
I had a girlfriend that looked like Beyoncé whenever she played Foxy Cleopatra in Austin Powers at the time. Out of the kindness of her heart she started pinning my ass cheeks for me.

she would joke about it, putting on the latex gloves and smacking them as she asked me if I’m ready for her to go all up in my ass.

miss her.
And one of the worst and most embarrassing parts – zero blood work before during or after.

Eventually I decided against running a standard PCT and have been basically doing light blasts and cruises while running hCG and HMG occasionally to maintain fertility and testicular size.
Obviously I’m here now, several years later and I’ve had plenty of time to work out all of the retarded kinks. I’m currently on a cruise of 150 mg test, 300 mg mast, and 25 mg tren per week. Feeling dope, bloods are stable.
I’ve made plenty of stupid mistakes, and plenty of uncommon ones. If anyone is curious, feel free to ask.