I feel better knowing that the world made me an asshole first, and it really wasnt my fault.

My mom used to have Tupperware parties in the early 70's. I got banished to my room of course. In the 70's that was like punishment. So I hate Tupperware.

Tupperware Trauma.My mom used to have Tupperware parties in the early 70's. I got banished to my room of course. In the 70's that was like punishment. So I hate Tupperware.![]()

Bro we all had that one bowl. This and the pitcher with the orange tab you had to push down to pourMy mom used to have Tupperware parties in the early 70's. I got banished to my room of course. In the 70's that was like punishment. So I hate Tupperware.![]()

I did like the little popsicle maker for Kool-Aid.Bro we all had that one bowl. This and the pitcher with the orange tab you had to push down to pour![]()

I swear the arthritis in my thumb is from trying to get this fucker open to make more kool aid as a kid

Time to find a new girlfriend
The one in the "mountains" looks like a viable option. 
Nah - The Mountain girl was batshit crazy like 20 cards short of a full deck.Time to find a new girlfriendThe one in the "mountains" looks like a viable option.
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Girlfriend. Not wife. And only one day .Nah - The Mountain girl was batshit crazy like 20 cards short of a full deck.![]()


Yeah right. You better buy a new box of crayons.

They wrote a song about that one. give it a listen, the lyrics are spot on!Girlfriend. Not wife. And only one day .![]()
It won't let me watch it for some reason so I looked up on YouTube.They wrote a song about that one. give it a listen, the lyrics are spot on!


