Maxwell House Coffee rebranding to Maxwell Apartment

[dcdogz]

Maxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartment

American coffee brand Maxwell House has announced plans to rebrand to Maxwell Apartment to meet the needs of the everyday consumer.

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[Downtown1984]

This has to be some kind of joke? Their marketing team is really going to hit it out of the park with this one!

 

[heckler7]

they could just make better coffee

 

[E.J.D]

Real men drink Sanka anyway...

 

[heckler7]

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Real men drink Sanka anyway...

decaf is like drinking hot coco, I need the leaded type

 

[tommygunz]

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Real men snort Sanka anyway...

Fixed

 

[Boykinben82]

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Real men drink Sanka anyway...

Decaf? No thanks. I have an espresso machine to add extra caffeine. This is like drinking alcohol free beer..

 

[E.J.D]

I don't drink coffee lol

 

[Skylerjohnson1996]

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Real men drink Sanka anyway...

And felons drink this

 

[heckler7]

And felons drink this

sounds like thats experience talking

 

[Skylerjohnson1996]

sounds like thats experience talking

You are correct

 

[MindlessWork]

I saw this and I think this is some darn good trolling!

 

[thebiggestdumbass]

And felons drink this

This shit was way better than the Maxwell house gunpowder shit. Tasted like dirty pipes. Or was that taste from my combination sink/toilet?

 

[heckler7]

This shit was way better than the Maxwell house gunpowder shit. Tasted like dirty pipes. Or was that taste from my combination sink/toilet?

water is the biggest ingredient

 

[MindlessWork]

water is the biggest ingredient

I brew my coffee with spring water and it's a huge difference vs tap water.

 

[thebiggestdumbass]

I brew my coffee with spring water and it's a huge difference vs tap water.

Well fucking hell I realized I was poor but didn’t realize I was that poor

 

[heavydutygorilla]

I absolutely thought this was satire, but it's real. I bet they actually get a surge in sales

 

[heckler7]

they are coming out with maxwell tent for the homeless

 

[Skylerjohnson1996]

This shit was way better than the Maxwell house gunpowder shit. Tasted like dirty pipes. Or was that taste from my combination sink/toilet?

All I know is maybe it was the toliet water but it felt almost like meth if you drink to much of I

 

[heckler7]

All I know is maybe it was the toliet water but it felt almost like meth if you drink to much of I

you gotta remove the Ty-D-bowl tablets first, thats not blueberry flavor

 

[Skylerjohnson1996]

you gotta remove the Ty-D-bowl tablets first, thats not blueberry flavor

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I wish these came with this toliet probably been safer to drink out of

 

[heckler7]

I wish these came with this toliet probably been safer to drink out of

we had similar toilets in korea, on cold days you had to flush a few times to warm it up before putting your ass on a frozen bowl

 

[Skylerjohnson1996]

we had similar toilets in korea, on cold days you had to flush a few times to warm it up before putting your ass on a frozen bowl

Korea bringing prison mentality out of you

 

[heckler7]

looks like everyone is getting in on it