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So a lady friend offered for me to tag along for a week in Punta Cana since I have a fight coming up in 2 weeks and her bo bailed on her. I was never there and needed a mental minute and to be honest my lady friend looks phenomenal in a bikini. Anyway I didn’t expect much cause I just don’t think of hot ass pussy when thinking of the Dominican Republic BUT after my first day of hunting I have to admit I’m pleasantly surprised at the quality of ass here. A lot of Latina’s which is right up my alley. Chances of me getting laid and/or going to a Dominican jail is pretty high at the moment. lol 😂💦🍆🤷‍♂️😇
 
The quality of girls in DR is very high, I was about to bring one home with me when I was there… good luck!
 
BBruce said:
The quality of girls in DR is very high, I was about to bring one home with me when I was there… good luck!
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Fuck bro I’m surprised they left me in their country without a whole big issue like usual. I was on the naughty fly list for quite a few years. Took me a ton of work to get off that fucking list that a certain 3 letter agency gave me years ago. Must have worked though. They gave me a special code to use and now I’m knee deep in International pussy. Living this law abiding life style does have its advantages! 😂😂😂😂
 
You’ll have fun, it’s pretty easy to talk to girls there but all of them (even regular girls) want/expect money so be careful.
 
BBruce said:
You’ll have fun, it’s pretty easy to talk to girls there but all of them (even regular girls) want/expect money so be careful.
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Well it’s only been two nights here and I already ate something I probably shouldn’t have. I had every intention on returning to the room after dinner last night and just chilling but my lady friend had other ideas. I woke up this morning with her all cuddled up to me like we’re in love. Lol Ooops. I ve banged her a bunch of times before so I should have known better. She’s hot but she gets too emotionally attached. WTF can I say. Im weak and I’m not a nice person. 🤷‍♂️😇💦🍆
 
AR-15 said:
Well it’s only been two nights here and I already ate something I probably shouldn’t have. I had every intention on returning to the room after dinner last night and just chilling but my lady friend had other ideas. I woke up this morning with her all cuddled up to me like we’re in love. Lol Ooops. I ve banged her a bunch of times before so I should have known better. She’s hot but she gets too emotionally attached. WTF can I say. Im weak and I’m not a nice person. 🤷‍♂️😇💦🍆
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We’re on this blue marble for a very short time so enjoy and appreciate the people around you.
 
Meetketchup said:
DR Chics can be f'ing nuts :)
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The one I came with is pretty nuts as well. I’m actually fucking sore already. I thought my fuck muscles were in shape. Apparently not so much. Lol Fucking crazy bitch scratched the living shit out of me too. Didn’t mind it at the time but today my back and ass look like I got in a fight with a big fucking Cat. Guess she was marking her territory. 😂🤷‍♂️😇😎
 
Oh shit I forgot to mention I had my very first drop of alcohol ever last night. Had a rum in coke. No idea what kind of rum was in it but it was ok. Not what I expected but wasnt near as bad as Inthiught it would be. I drank maybe half of it. Been waiting 30+ years to try booze. Not my thing. I’ll give it like a 2 out of 10.
Actually it got me like a 15 minute BJ so I should reconsider and give booze its due. 7 out of 10. 😂
 
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Watch out for the Mamajuana! I'm sure you already know thought being in DR. We were there for a pit stop and had a really nice excursion. We went there for our honeymoon years ago and Saona Island is one of the prettiest spots. Enjoy the warm weather brother!
 
Be careful what you eat/drink though...my buddy just came back with the gift of Hep A. Course he was a dummy and didnt get vacinated.
 
Curlieque said:
Watch out for the Mamajuana! I'm sure you already know thought being in DR. We were there for a pit stop and had a really nice excursion. We went there for our honeymoon years ago and Saona Island is one of the prettiest spots. Enjoy the warm weather brother!
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Yes I got some the first day we were here. I didn’t dare take anything with me since it’s illegal in DR and I might have had a run in before with a certain drug agency a time or two years ago. Went on the beach and in 10 minutes I was gtg. Probably overpaid like a mofo but whatever. I got high enough that I anc was able to hang out with real people and not go bat shit crazy. The weed here is strong as fuck. Lol
 
BigOldGuy said:
Be careful what you eat/drink though...my buddy just came back with the gift of Hep A. Course he was a dummy and didnt get vacinated.
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WTF is Hep A? Didn’t even know there was such a thing. Oh great. You probably just wished it on me. I figured I’d leave here with the Noro virus crap for my fight but now I’m gonna have Hep A. WTF🤬😩🤣
 
AR-15 said:
Yes I do. No worries though my wife and I both banged this chic together before. Pretty sure that makes her legal up to 5 years after a MFF threesome. Don’t hate the player…….💦🍆
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Lol! Thats loke the ten second rule for food.
 
AR-15 said:
Yes I got some the first day we were here. I didn’t dare take anything with me since it’s illegal in DR and I might have had a run in before with a certain drug agency a time or two years ago. Went on the beach and in 10 minutes I was gtg. Probably overpaid like a mofo but whatever. I got high enough that I anc was able to hang out with real people and not go bat shit crazy. The weed here is strong as fuck. Lol
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LOL- not marajuana- MAMAjuana- it's like the DR national drink- I'm surprised you haven't been bombared with drinking the baby making juice.
 
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Curlieque said:
LOL- not marajuana- MAMAjuana- it's like the DR national drink- I'm surprised you haven't been bombared with drinking the baby making juice.
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Ohhhhhh. lol My bad brother. I had no idea. I’m not a big drinking kinda guy. I did learn there’s a drink called a dirty monkey though. The chic I’m with got pretty ripped on them and Mojitos last night. Whatever those are. Smelled ok.
 
dont you get drug tested before fights? be careful

If you decide to travel to the Dominican Republic:

  • Be aware of your surroundings.
  • Do not physically resist any robbery attempt.
  • Do not display signs of wealth, such as wearing expensive watches or jewelry.
  • Follow the advice of resort and tour operators regarding local safety and security concerns.
  • Enroll in the Smart Traveler Enrollment Program (STEP) to receive Alerts and make it easier to locate you in an emergency.
  • Follow the Department of State on Facebook and Twitter.
  • Review the Country Security Report for the Dominican Republic.
  • Prepare a contingency plan for emergency situations. Review the Traveler’s Checklist.
  • Visit the CDC page for the latest Travel Health Information related to your travel.
 
heckler7 said:
dont you get drug tested before fights? be careful

If you decide to travel to the Dominican Republic:

  • Be aware of your surroundings.
  • Do not physically resist any robbery attempt.
  • Do not display signs of wealth, such as wearing expensive watches or jewelry.
  • Follow the advice of resort and tour operators regarding local safety and security concerns.
  • Enroll in the Smart Traveler Enrollment Program (STEP) to receive Alerts and make it easier to locate you in an emergency.
  • Follow the Department of State on Facebook and Twitter.
  • Review the Country Security Report for the Dominican Republic.
  • Prepare a contingency plan for emergency situations. Review the Traveler’s Checklist.
  • Visit the CDC page for the latest Travel Health Information related to your travel.
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Definitely not for these fights bro. I could literally get in the ring stoned off my ass and on 10 million mgs of Halo and they wouldn’t care. If you can fight, pull in a crowd and the bets then it’s safe to say your gtg. 🤣😇
 
Not my business broski. But what about your tbi. Everything ok there. Kick some ass.

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stinkfingerdelux said:
Not my business broski. But what about your tbi. Everything ok there. Kick some ass.

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You’re never intruding bro. Obviously not a super good idea to bang with heavy’s post TBI but to be honest bro, and I have to be real careful how I say this, but if I get hurt by one of these guys then I probably deserve to slobber all over myself. This next guy is a giant compared to me and good with his hands but he’s just not in my league. And I’m NOT bragging @Johnnyhartly just being real.
Plus I need this kind of stuff every once in awhile. I’ll go crazy without it in my life.
 
AR-15 said:
You’re never intruding bro. Obviously not a super good idea to bang with heavy’s post TBI but to be honest bro, and I have to be real careful how I say this, but if I get hurt by one of these guys then I probably deserve to slobber all over myself. This next guy is a giant compared to me and good with his hands but he’s just not in my league. And I’m NOT bragging @Johnnyhartly just being real.
Plus I need this kind of stuff every once in awhile. I’ll go crazy without it in my life.
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I can respect that. Somethings we do are just who we are

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AR-15 said:
Definitely not for these fights bro. I could literally get in the ring stoned off my ass and on 10 million mgs of Halo and they wouldn’t care. If you can fight, pull in a crowd and the bets then it’s safe to say your gtg. 🤣😇
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crazy how good nate diaz is with the amount of weed he smokes
 

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