Soooo, I was.....

Poirot · Oct 20, 2015

It's no secret my wifey travels a shit ton for business. ....it's also no secret I am a horn dog and crave female companionship 24/7.

So I'm pounding this local cornfed maiden in the log launcher and after I pull out, there's shit on tommy the salami. ..

Wtf?

Are you shitting me or shitting on me?

Needless to say she ruined the moment. ...I fucking freaked out, went limp and asked her to hit the bricks. ...

The question is, was I out of line?

I mean I couldn't even ask her to suck me or bring me a warm wet towel....

Fuck me, now I'm craving Cinnabons. ...

WWJD?

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Augustine5I · Oct 20, 2015

Big risk going that way...not unusual to find shit on your dick.

Since she couldn't help it, it technically isn't her fault. But you couldn't help your raw reaction either.

Learn from it, and then it isn't a mistake.

Seattlesbest · Oct 20, 2015

lol, man.. This has happen to me once.. Honestly I felt bad for the girl.. I acted like it was no big deal. Then I ran to the shower and was quietly gagging. I felt more embarrassed for her. But I was dating her. If it was just some one two Ho. Then I would have kicked that bitch out to.

twisted · Oct 20, 2015

Poirot said:
It's no secret my wifey travels a shit ton for business. ....it's also no secret I am a horn dog and crave female companionship 24/7.

So I'm pounding this local cornfed maiden in the log launcher and after I pull out, there's shit on tommy the salami. ..

Wtf?

Are you shitting me or shitting on me?

Needless to say she ruined the moment. ...I fucking freaked out, went limp and asked her to hit the bricks. ...

The question is, was I out of line?

I mean I couldn't even ask her to suck me or bring me a warm wet towel....

Fuck me, now I'm craving Cinnabons. ...

WWJD?

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Your not goin to get legit honest response from these guys ...there afraid there wives will see there responses .....shit the wives have there passwords ....bunch of ball less jackels

Kronikmstrb8r · Oct 20, 2015

twisted said:
Your not goin to get legit honest response from these guys ...there afraid there wives will see there responses .....shit the wives have there passwords ....bunch of ball less jackels

Ha... forgot about me did you... hahahaha

Ive never had this problem. But if I did I wouldnt say a word cuz that may spell the end of butt fun in the future.

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twisted · Oct 20, 2015

Kronikmstrb8r said:
Ha... forgot about me did you... hahahaha

Ive never had this problem. But if I did I wouldnt say a word cuz that may spell the end of butt fun in the future.

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Trust me were here on mens aas forum .....wifes away were on aas and horneir than hell I say plow that ass wipe off and stick in her mouth ......

now listen to some of scripted ass responses you get from some of these jackels ......were men here shit even if wouldnt we would say we would

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Canebrake · Oct 20, 2015

If you'll fuck a girl in the ass you'll fuck a guy in the ass.

boyou boy · Oct 20, 2015

BOBCAT said:
If you'll fuck a girl in the ass you'll fuck a guy in the ass.

Don't even make sense. So you saying since I will face fuck chicks I'll face fuck guys also?

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twisted · Oct 20, 2015

BOBCAT said:
If you'll fuck a girl in the ass you'll fuck a guy in the ass.

Lolz....

lunchbox55 · Oct 20, 2015

Kronikmstrb8r said:
Ive never had this problem. But if I did I wouldnt say a word cuz that may spell the end of butt fun in the future.

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Exactly what I was thinking, especially with a long term relationship.

Poirot · Oct 20, 2015

BOBCAT said:
If you'll fuck a girl in the ass you'll fuck a guy in the ass.

What's your address, faggot?

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BigTime · Oct 20, 2015

Wtf bro? You stick it in her shitter and wonder why you got shit on your dick? :-\
here's your sign
Poor girl, you probably hurt her feelings and now she will never left another guy in her ass ever again. Ya i would say way out of line on your part.

HFO3 · Oct 20, 2015

Let me make sure I understand this correctly... You're married? While your wife is out of town working you fucked some gal in the ass bareback, got shit on your dick and you're concern is whether or not you handled it right? LMAO

Titan5011 · Oct 20, 2015

BOBCAT said:
If you'll fuck a girl in the ass you'll fuck a guy in the ass.

If you let a girl give you a handjob or blowjob you'll let a guy do the same. None of it matters. It's only gay if you like it.

On a side note: You'll fuck a girl in the ass but you're afraid of a little return? Lulz. I personally find it hilarious when it happens. But then again, I'm not about to fuck some random whore in the ass. That's reserved for the girl I piss on in the shower for fun just to make her angry.

kombatarts99 · Oct 20, 2015

So your wife is obv getting action on the side as well, your ok with that? Obv you are I just wanted to hear it from you.

Dieseljimmy · Oct 20, 2015

I love this thread.

I mean this has a future sticky potential!

But the the direct OPs question... got to expect a little fall out from a woman that doesn't get have much sex with her husband but is motivated enough to get ass fucked by another dude.

I think you need to do a size diagram of the amount shit to cawk ratio. Unless ran to the bath and took a pic... then by all means spacedik us!

Kronikmstrb8r · Oct 20, 2015

Titan5011 said:
If you let a girl give you a handjob or blowjob you'll let a guy do the same. None of it matters. It's only gay if you like it.

On a side note: You'll fuck a girl in the ass but you're afraid of a little return? Lulz. I personally find it hilarious when it happens. But then again, I'm not about to fuck some random whore in the ass. That's reserved for the girl I piss on in the shower for fun just to make her angry.

Yes!!!! I piss on my wifes feet... its pretty funny.

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TBJ · Oct 20, 2015

BOBCAT said:
If you'll fuck a girl in the ass you'll fuck a guy in the ass.

I'm guessing you've never had your salad tossed?

TBJ · Oct 20, 2015

Kronikmstrb8r said:
Yes!!!! I piss on my wifes feet... its pretty funny.

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You have to kill her athletes foot, you're just helping her out

Kronikmstrb8r · Oct 20, 2015

TBJ said:
You have to kill her athletes foot, you're just helping her out

Exactly! Thank you. In afg I actually pissed on my feet everytime I took a shower, gotta keep that shit at bay.

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TBJ · Oct 20, 2015

Kronikmstrb8r said:
Exactly! Thank you. In afg I actually pissed on my feet everytime I took a shower, gotta keep that shit at bay.

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I use to when I played football. 99% was because I liked peeing on my own feet, 1% because it actually worked

heckler7 · Oct 20, 2015

TBJ said:
I use to when I played football. 99% was because I liked peeing on my own feet, 1% because it actually worked

I thought it was cause you had cold feet

aries · Oct 20, 2015

HFO3 said:
Let me make sure I understand this correctly... You're married? While your wife is out of town working you fucked some gal in the ass bareback, got shit on your dick and you're concern is whether or not you handled it right? LMAO

Hahahaha that's right!

heckler7 · Oct 20, 2015

Poirot said:
It's no secret my wifey travels a shit ton for business. ....it's also no secret I am a horn dog and crave female companionship 24/7.

So I'm pounding this local cornfed maiden in the log launcher and after I pull out, there's shit on tommy the salami. ..

Wtf?

Are you shitting me or shitting on me?

Needless to say she ruined the moment. ...I fucking freaked out, went limp and asked her to hit the bricks. ...

The question is, was I out of line?

I mean I couldn't even ask her to suck me or bring me a warm wet towel....

Fuck me, now I'm craving Cinnabons. ...

WWJD?

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I would have guessed you had enough experience to exit slowly, guess not

Poirot · Oct 20, 2015

heckler7 said:
I would have guessed you had enough experience to exit slowly, guess not

A Hershey Kiss was on my head....of my dick....thank gawd it wasn't nutty....or corny. ...

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TBJ · Oct 20, 2015

It's just a little shit.

You've never fucked a girl in the ass?

heckler7 · Oct 20, 2015

lunchbox55 · Oct 20, 2015

Titan5011 said:
If you let a girl give you a handjob or blowjob you'll let a guy do the same. None of it matters. It's only gay if you like it.

On a side note: You'll fuck a girl in the ass but you're afraid of a little return? Lulz. I personally find it hilarious when it happens. But then again, I'm not about to fuck some random whore in the ass. That's reserved for the girl I piss on in the shower for fun just to make her angry.

When she's let's you get away with pissing on her. That's when you know it's true love

Canebrake · Oct 21, 2015

boyou boy said:
Don't even make sense. So you saying since I will face fuck chicks I'll face fuck guys also?

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To fuck a man you must fuck his asshole. If an asshole turns you on then wether it's on a man or a woman you will fuck it.

BJ's are different in the fact you aren't specifically fucking

MI1972 · Oct 21, 2015

BOBCAT said:
To fuck a man you must fuck his asshole. If an asshole turns you on then wether it's on a man or a woman you will fuck it.

BJ's are different in the fact you aren't specifically fucking

Bill Clinton talking...

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