You know what they say happens when you "mess with bull"?
I spent some time in Mexico, and saw a bull fight or two. Nothing like the real thing in Spain, but I did take this away from the experience: fucking with an intact 1800lb bull is probably one of the dumbest things you can do in this world.
You guys ever hear of the "Darwin Awards"? Its a hilarious book. Ill post some excerpts sometime.