This what vendors deal with.

[Syntha Claus]

I will tell some about a guy I know.

A dude calls Jimmy the Steroid dealer up about a product he bought. Says he is getting wicked pip from the stuff.
Jimmy asks a few follow up questions. Finally, they get to the point where the “customer” says “The first eight cc’s were fine, it was just this last one that hurts.”


Another time Jimmy gets a message and pics from a guy he sold 10 vials of cyp to over five months ago. The pics show a vial with about 2-3ml of cloudy oil. Jimmy asks the usual questions: “Where do you store it?” “Has it been in the fridge?”
No and no.
“Ok, what do all the other vials look like?”
“This is the last one. I used the others and they were fine.”
Turns out he is getting pip is because he is injecting the crystals.
Jimmy tells him it probably has crashed and how to fix it. Dude says he will just toss it (the remaining 2ml). Jimmy offers him $10 off a new vial.
After that long series of messages, Jimmy no longer hesrs from him.
BTW…2 vials per month?!!?!
Must be jacked, huh?
Nope. Looks exactly the same.

Good thing we never see anything like this here, huh?

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

For the record, the names in this story have been changed to protect the Jimmys.

 

[ConjugMethod]

My favorite that I have seen recently. Guy post “bad” Jano reports for 2-3 labs over a month or so. All of a sudden, Guy is pushing the products of another lab…not suspicious at all .
Been around this stuff for about 25 years and have seen some rather in depth shady shit to say the least. I just don’t understand, there’s enough $$ to go around without the B.S.

 

[Syntha Claus]

For the record, the names in this story have been changed to protect the Jimmys.

Everything is a “Jimmy” to me.

If I see two lizards looking at each other, I start doing vouce overs “What the fuck you looking at, Jimmy?”

If I am describing something I encountered, it is “Jimmy comes up to me and…”
Let’s not forget “Jimmy’s going dowwwn!”

Oddly enough, we called the locals “Jimmies” when I live in Scotland.

 

[GrindingGrey]

Oh yeah, Jimmy's ready. Jimmy's got some new moves. Check Jimmy out. Oooh, Jimmy's down!

 

[Farmerdan]

Oddly enough, we called the locals “Jimmies” when I live in Scotland.

Also what he called the girls when he lived in Thailand


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[Big_Jimmy434]

Everything is a “Jimmy” to me.

If I see two lizards looking at each other, I start doing vouce overs “What the fuck you looking at, Jimmy?”

If I am describing something I encountered, it is “Jimmy comes up to me and…”
Let’s not forget “Jimmy’s going dowwwn!”

Oddly enough, we called the locals “Jimmies” when I live in Scotland.

That hilarious because I do the exact same but I change the last names. Jimmy Swing curl, Jimmy Half Squat, Jimmy Loose Lips. You get the idea.

 

[Syntha Claus]

Also what he called the girls when he lived in Thailand


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It’s “Thai Land”. Get it right.

 

[GrindingGrey]

That hilarious because I do the exact same but I change the last names. Jimmy Swing curl, Jimmy Half Squat, Jimmy Loose Lips. You get the idea.

Jimmy gets the idea.

 

[Bigdaddyjak]

Hey man , this is Jimmy . What’s a bottle of cyp , before I buy it ??

 

[Syntha Claus]

Hey man , this is Jimmy . What’s a bottle of cyp , before I buy it ??

Hey forum Jimmies, I bought ten “viles” of cypionate. How do I use it?”

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Hey forum Jimmies, I bought ten “viles” of cypionate. How do I use it?”

Youll need to ask Jimmy.

 

[PRorER]

It always amazes me how people are smart enough to research or stumble onto a forum but have no clue about the simplest thing. They just have there mind set that they need Tren, they’ll figure the rest out later lol

 

[Sector.]

This is probably why QSC used to tell customers to go eat dog shit alone when they would complain

He was ahead of his time. Bless his heart

 

[Astro95]

This is probably why QSC used to tell customers to go eat dog shit alone when they would complain

He was ahead of his time. Bless his heart

And still does QSC has been back online for a while. Normal to see:

“And for the retards asking about tracking I will just cancel your order”

 

[Syntha Claus]

QSC has a pretty nice lump of money from me. Took my first ever order with them and disappeared the next day.

Now they are on telegram saying that they are "selling what US stock they had" to use the money to get going again so..get this..."they can make things right" with guys like me.
When I told them that my order in January was supposedly the remaining USA stock, I never heard back.

This is a pretty dirty game.

 

[lottalead]

is jimmys real name karen?

 

[Syntha Claus]

is jimmys real name karen?

Explain.

 

[lottalead]

Explain.

i was thinking jimmies were bitches now that i read more i guess they are dumb asses my mistake mr claus