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In 2023 I quit taking my blood pressure, cholesterol pills muscle relaxers and fibromyalgia pills .
My blood pressure was 180s/160s. Even sitting up I felt like I was going to die . My pulse was 120 at rest .
I remember my family members telling me I was going to die . I was insane . I remember drinking the ramen noodle flavor packs to temporarily lower my blood pressure.
I had faith. I walked 8 miles a day. After about 7 weeks , I woke up and my left arm was behind my head . I was shocked . My arm had been frozen with very little range of motion for the past 3.5 years .

Well I got that feeling again . It's blind faith . It's God leading the way . the excitement is hard to contain .

I know what I need to do and I'm going to do it Monday.

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In 2023 I was stung by a hornet in the forehead, after gazing intently into my bathroom mirror, I knew it was AIDS. Then and there I decided I had to go on a road trip to Utah and see Dr Smith. Utah doesn't have cloud cover, so the sun reflects off of the Great Salt Lake and gave everyone gonorrhea. This isn't taught in your history class because Dr Smith was able to cure everyone with magic underwear.

I packed up my Geo Metro. I had 2736 miles to drive so I disconnected one spark plug to save on gas. I wasn't racing so 2 cylinders was fine. I had only 3 Beef Flavor Ramen noodles left, I threw away the noodles and saved the flavor packets to use when I got tired. I knew it would be enough to keep me awake for the drive and keep my blood pressure in check.

When I got to Utah I stopped at a Loves® truck stop, they had a Subway®,I was hankering for a Cold Cut Trio®, with extra mayo! They had the $5 footlong® deal proudly displayed on the window. When I went in the obese woman behind the counter threw me out for not wearing a mask.

I decided I would go use the restroom and there was a huge turd in the urinal, the kind your housekeeper would leave. I was the only one in the restroom and I knew any minute someone would walk in and think I had shit in the urinal, so I immediately started to piss on it, to try and wash it down the drain.

After blasting the turd down the drain (mission accomplished), I treated myself to an ice cream sandwich. I immediately started choking on a bone, it was the worst, I was dying with brain freeze. I desperately cried out to my fellow Americans, but no one spoke english. I ran outside and the sun's reflection off of the Great Salt Lake immediately melted the ice cream bone and I was able to breath again. I now have gonorrhea and AIDS.

I immediately drove over to Goodwill®, and bought the only underwear they had. They're a little small and I don't care for Pokemon®, but it was a Monday and everyone knows you don't wait for Monday to start something new!
 
GiantSlayer3 said:
In 2023 I quit taking my blood pressure, cholesterol pills muscle relaxers and fibromyalgia pills .
My blood pressure was 180s/160s. Even sitting up I felt like I was going to die . My pulse was 120 at rest .
I remember my family members telling me I was going to die . I was insane . I remember drinking the ramen noodle flavor packs to temporarily lower my blood pressure.
I had faith. I walked 8 miles a day. After about 7 weeks , I woke up and my left arm was behind my head . I was shocked . My arm had been frozen with very little range of motion for the past 3.5 years .

Well I got that feeling again . It's blind faith . It's God leading the way . the excitement is hard to contain .

I know what I need to do and I'm going to do it Monday.

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stop taking steroids for now stay on test only
 
GiantSlayer3 said:
I take garlic pills and Apple cider vinegar bro . I'm Natty that isn't a joke and neither was this thread ..

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The nerve of that guy! Since it's Friday, I recommend taking 2 Shrimp flavor Ramen seasoning packs to calm yourself down. Save the Beef flavor for the "big day". I'm so excited for Monday!

This thread should only be for us Natty vegans.
 
GiantSlayer3 said:
In 2023 I quit taking my blood pressure, cholesterol pills muscle relaxers and fibromyalgia pills .
My blood pressure was 180s/160s. Even sitting up I felt like I was going to die . My pulse was 120 at rest .
I remember my family members telling me I was going to die . I was insane . I remember drinking the ramen noodle flavor packs to temporarily lower my blood pressure.
I had faith. I walked 8 miles a day. After about 7 weeks , I woke up and my left arm was behind my head . I was shocked . My arm had been frozen with very little range of motion for the past 3.5 years .

Well I got that feeling again . It's blind faith . It's God leading the way . the excitement is hard to contain .

I know what I need to do and I'm going to do it Monday.

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I love bowling. Congrats man!!
 
Downtown1984 said:
In 2023 I was stung by a hornet in the forehead, after gazing intently into my bathroom mirror, I knew it was AIDS. Then and there I decided I had to go on a road trip to Utah and see Dr Smith. Utah doesn't have cloud cover, so the sun reflects off of the Great Salt Lake and gave everyone gonorrhea. This isn't taught in your history class because Dr Smith was able to cure everyone with magic underwear.

I packed up my Geo Metro. I had 2736 miles to drive so I disconnected one spark plug to save on gas. I wasn't racing so 2 cylinders was fine. I had only 3 Beef Flavor Ramen noodles left, I threw away the noodles and saved the flavor packets to use when I got tired. I knew it would be enough to keep me awake for the drive and keep my blood pressure in check.

When I got to Utah I stopped at a Loves® truck stop, they had a Subway®,I was hankering for a Cold Cut Trio®, with extra mayo! They had the $5 footlong® deal proudly displayed on the window. When I went in the obese woman behind the counter threw me out for not wearing a mask.

I decided I would go use the restroom and there was a huge turd in the urinal, the kind your housekeeper would leave. I was the only one in the restroom and I knew any minute someone would walk in and think I had shit in the urinal, so I immediately started to piss on it, to try and wash it down the drain.

After blasting the turd down the drain (mission accomplished), I treated myself to an ice cream sandwich. I immediately started choking on a bone, it was the worst, I was dying with brain freeze. I desperately cried out to my fellow Americans, but no one spoke english. I ran outside and the sun's reflection off of the Great Salt Lake immediately melted the ice cream bone and I was able to breath again. I now have gonorrhea and AIDS.

I immediately drove over to Goodwill®, and bought the only underwear they had. They're a little small and I don't care for Pokemon®, but it was a Monday and everyone knows you don't wait for Monday to start something new!
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Man, you fucking nailed it.
If only you had “fit in” a dildo pegging reference I would have put you in for the Putzlitzer Pize.
It is a work of art. Be proud as the guy who blasted a huge turd in half with his piss stream.
 
Syntha Claus said:
Man, you fucking nailed it.
If only you had “fit in” a dildo pegging reference I would have put you in for the Putzlitzer Pize.
It is a work of art. Be proud as the guy who blasted a huge turd in half with his piss stream.
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Lmao irs definitely been a week maid dumping in the master bedroom ramen packs to combat high blood pressure dude takes the walk of shame after getting pegged what's next
 
jrup, seriously dude salt /sodium is terrible for blood pressure, the ramon flavor packet is all salt. you need to cut salt out of your diet, and continue walking backwards, walking is actually good for blood pressure
 
I get the mustard plugs below the cap on the bottle and chew on them to lower my cholesterol. The first squeeze of the ketchup bottle is really good for blood pressure control. Ketchup water is very beneficial. Mustard plugs and ketchup water, that's the trick. Stay safe and stay healthy my brothers.
 
heckler7 said:
jrup, seriously dude salt /sodium is terrible for blood pressure, the ramon flavor packet is all salt. you need to cut salt out of your diet, and continue walking backwards, walking is actually good for blood pressure
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8g of salt today . Salt is excellent for blood pressure bro . Salt helps insulin resistance also

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GiantSlayer3 said:
8g of salt today . Salt is excellent for blood pressure bro . Salt helps insulin resistance also

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its the first thing doctors tell you to cut when you have high blood pressure, not just table salt but salty foods too

www.heart.org

Common High Blood Pressure Myths

The American Heart Association debunks the common myths and misconceptions about high blood pressure.
www.heart.org www.heart.org
 
tf did i just read
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