Does jerking off in the tanning beds count as cardio?

[bwh998]

I like to multi task.

 

[Battousai]

Depends on your stamina

 

[heavydutygorilla]

If you break a sweat, yes. If not, then you're just playing with yourself and need to go do your cardio afterwards.

 

[Glycomann]

No, only sex with a donkey in a tanning bed counts.

 

[Durro NoHurtNoBigShirt]

Weenie roast! I’d be afraid to come home and my old lady sees my penis and says “why does your penis have a farmers tan?”

 

[oldbull]

I assume you are “asking for a friend?”

Not that I was tempted beforehand, but now I am DEFINITELY never getting in a tanning bed.

You just know this things are encrusted with decades worth of jizz…

 

[Fat Mike01]

Sure go ahead but make it quick. Dont forget how sensitive and thin your skin is down there. You will probably get a real nasty burn and blisters within just a few minutes

 

[AR-15]

I’ve gotten laid a few times at a tanning place before. Nobody probably wants to hear about it though because unfortunately I didn’t take any pics to prove it. Ohwell……..

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

I’ve gotten laid a few times at a tanning place before. Nobody probably wants to hear about it though because unfortunately I didn’t take any pics to prove it. Ohwell……..

...Yeah, but with any housekeepers?

 

[AR-15]

...Yeah, but with any housekeepers?

Nope no housekeepers that I know of and no Poop issues either. Just straight up fucking. Lol

 

[Fat Mike01]

I’ve gotten laid a few times at a tanning place before. Nobody probably wants to hear about it though because unfortunately I didn’t take any pics to prove it. Ohwell……..

who needs pics from you brother. The poop thread was just a little dissapointing to not see the collateral damage

 

[AR-15]

No worries though.

who needs pics from you brother. The poop thread was just a little dissapointing to not see the collateral damage

lol It’s all in fun bro but thats for all the log haters. Just my poor attempt at sarcasm. They won though. From now on I’m just gonna drop full unedited videos for everyone’s viewing pleasure. They wanted proof! Ok cant wait for all of you to see my big tan balls slapping off some chics ass while I rail the shit out of her. I’m gonna start a whole thread tats just dedicated to me taking pics and videos of myself doing everything naked. I’ll call it “AR-15 Exposed” Let’s see who taps out first.

 

[Fat Mike01]

fuck

No worries though.

lol It’s all in fun bro but thats for all the log haters. Just my poor attempt at sarcasm. They won though. From now on I’m just gonna drop full unedited videos for everyone’s viewing pleasure. They wanted proof! Ok cant wait for all of you to see my big tan balls slapping off some chics ass while I rail the shit out of her. I’m gonna start a whole thread tats just dedicated to me taking pics and videos of myself doing everything naked. I’ll call it “AR-15 Exposed” Let’s see who taps out first.

fuckin great hahah

 

[heavydutygorilla]

I’ve gotten laid a few times at a tanning place before. Nobody probably wants to hear about it though because unfortunately I didn’t take any pics to prove it. Ohwell……..

I did this too in high school...also how I got talked into a fucking spray tan booth and looked like the biggest oompa loompa ever for my junior year prom! That white tuxedo really paired well with my fucking carrot skin.

 

[GivePenisaChance22]

Dennis Miller said he used to masterbate for cardio...and he masterbated twice if he wanted to do HIIT cardio.

 

[codem]

Sure go ahead but make it quick. Dont forget how sensitive and thin your skin is down there. You will probably get a real nasty burn and blisters within just a few minutes

you tan wearing boxers?

 

[JJB1]

 

[Fat Mike01]

you tan wearing boxers?

i dont tan any more. did that on occasion 20 years ago. when i did go in booth, i wore my tighty whiteys. I dont wear boxers even to this day.

 

[christiantt]

I like to multi task.

Fucking dying....lol....wtf