You get to pick one position for sex for ur entire life, what is it? (Pick from the list)

[JJB1]

Yea,mine can't handle that lol..I'm literally in her stomach she says..

Be careful! She might digest your wiener!

 

[Battousai]

Be careful! She might digest your wiener!

Pussy is extremely acidic!

 

[Jbswole40]

 

[JJB1]

Pussy is extremely acidic!

It’ll eat through your dick like a fat girl on flaming hot Cheetos.

 

[Battousai]

It’ll eat through your dick like a fat girl on flaming hot Cheetos.

 

[JJB1]

 

[Nood]

2, pretty sure that’s 90% of the time anyway

 

[Jaxz]

Wtf lol..please do tell

Google it you will understand them LMAO

 

[Johnnyhartly]

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I gotta go

 

[Big Puppy]

gotta be 1. Its primal.
but puppy is fun

 

[OlePhart]

Sideways missionary. So I can hit her g-spot with this crooked motherfucker.

Really? Doggy so if I'm sobering up I don't have to grab a bag.

 

[Glycomann]

None of those. I have one that works really well with my woman. From the side legs over-under. Approaching from her right side, the right hand has great access to the box. I do like missionary though. It is one of the most intimate ones.

 

[Milford King]

Hunched Goblin all day ….make it happen capn…

 

[Halfi]

I’ll take #2 with a side of bacon

 

[Milford King]

This. Except in a standing position over the bed.

That must be my wife’s fave.. that’s how it usually ends up anyways… if you keep your sneakers on you can get better traction for more torque.

 

[NDflowback]

I always liked the girl laying on her stomach with ass slightly up in the air. Does that count as doggy? I think 99% of the fucking I've had was done like that.

That’s the best. My wife sounds like she’s being murdered in this position.

 

[Milford King]

That must be my wife’s fave.. that’s how it usually ends up anyways… if you keep your sneakers on you can get better traction for more torque.

Just gotta make sure she doesn’t see you wearing your dawgs in the house…. Cuz then the sex gets weird.,.. cuz she ain’t thinking about anything other than “how dare that mother fucker dirty up my floors after I just spend all morning cleaning the house… no one in this house appreciates me”

And it’s difficult for the ladies to get off when they got that shit running through their heads…

 

[[Pinhead]]

Spoon. Easy to do and full ass access.

Plus, because it requires minimal effort on my part, I'll be able to keep rocking it this way well into my 90s. Score.

 

[Jbswole40]

Google it you will understand them LMAO

Yea .may try it out..

 

[HighCotton]

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I'm with the Oyster - Its a mod to the missionary. Pin those ankles to her ears & Drill baby DRILL. Good Job @tommygunz

 

[Johnnyhartly]

I'm with the Oyster - Its a mod to the missionary. Good Job @tommygunz

I’d consider it missionary

 

[HighCotton]

I’d consider it missionary

Agreed

 

[JackedCarpenter33]

Hit er with that Abraham Lincoln

 

[Johnnyhartly]

Hit er with that Abraham Lincoln

Shoot a load on the back of her head secretly while she’s watching a movie?

 

[LiverKing01]

spooning

 

[LiverKing01]

Shoot a load on the back of her head secretly while she’s watching a movie?

not nice

 

[JackedCarpenter33]

Shoot a load on the back of her head secretly while she’s watching a movie?

Load on the face, then you pull out a bucket of your freshly shaved pubes and give her a beard

 

[JackedCarpenter33]

not nice

In some countries it’s actually a sign of respect

 

[LiverKing01]

In some countries it’s actually a sign of respect

you tryin to get me punched in the face on next date. thanks bro. Im not falling for that

 

[Johnnyhartly]

not nice

Why not?