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Custom: Hello everyone and please give a warm welcome to 2 time IBFF procard champion PROCARD
Custom: Welcome to the shoe Procard
Procard: Thanks. I'm sure you're glad to have me on.
Custom: So Procard let's get right to it. Do you really know Rich's mom?
Procard: Not only do I know her I fathered her child.
Custom: Do you mean you're now saying you are Rich's dad?
Procard: That's right P.O.O.P. We met in high school and Rich was the product of our love.
Custom: Please on the show it's just Custom
Procard: As usual I have no proof of that. You'll have to take my word. I've never lied to anyone here ever
Custom: You seem to know a lot of things and people do you have any other secrets you might enlighten us with?
Procard: I know who really shot Kennedy and also where Amelia Earheart's plane went down.
Procard: I also already have my procard but felt stupid saying so since most of these guys will never make it on stage.
Custom: So a quick recap. Not only do you know Christine you are also the father of Rich. You know who killed Kennedy and you know where Amelia Earhart's plane is. Correct?
Procard: Correct.
Custom: So if I ask you to show us some proof of the above statements can you provide it to us?
Procard: I wrote the info down on a piece of paper about Kennedy and Earhart and locked it in my safe with my procard, unfortunately I lost the key.
Custom: You can't remember what you wrote down?
Porcard: At 74 your mind seems to start to slip away.
Custom: Can you tell us at least how you got your procard?
Procard: I sent in 50 proof of purchase of Wheaties to Wheaties that's how. They had a promo back in the 70's
Custom: Excuse me a minute there is someone knocking at the door BRB.
Custom: I'm back it was a carrier from Letter Gram and it's from Mighty Mouse he would also like to tell you that you are full of shit. He's in the middle of another ASF video and couldn't comment on your thread last night
Procard: Who's he?
Custom: Never mind
Custom: So lets talk about the family income. Seems like your wife is the bread winner now so can you tell us how you met?
Procard: We met on location of a German scat movie called "Muddy River" I was a boom man and she was a fluff girl.
Custom: They have Fluff girls in Scat movies?
Procard: Well it's more like a stand in. Two people rehearse the scene before shooting.
Custom: Is there poopie involved?
Procard: Of course, they need to get the scene right you know they only got one shot. I mean how much shit can one guy produce.
Custom: I guess you never met Gunrack have you.
Custom: Well we are out of time folks please join us again real soon.
Procard: I just like to say one thing. Custom fits right in with Steelgear. He's a scammer he promised me limo service with Champagne and Twinkies. I had to call an Uber to get here.
Custom: And you'll be calling one to get back home
Commercial: You can eat a lot of Twinkies while prepping for a show just ask Procard. When you're tweaking just think Twinkies all day long!
Custom: Hello everyone and please give a warm welcome to 2 time IBFF procard champion PROCARD
Custom: Welcome to the shoe Procard
Procard: Thanks. I'm sure you're glad to have me on.
Custom: So Procard let's get right to it. Do you really know Rich's mom?
Procard: Not only do I know her I fathered her child.
Custom: Do you mean you're now saying you are Rich's dad?
Procard: That's right P.O.O.P. We met in high school and Rich was the product of our love.
Custom: Please on the show it's just Custom
Procard: As usual I have no proof of that. You'll have to take my word. I've never lied to anyone here ever
Custom: You seem to know a lot of things and people do you have any other secrets you might enlighten us with?
Procard: I know who really shot Kennedy and also where Amelia Earheart's plane went down.
Procard: I also already have my procard but felt stupid saying so since most of these guys will never make it on stage.
Custom: So a quick recap. Not only do you know Christine you are also the father of Rich. You know who killed Kennedy and you know where Amelia Earhart's plane is. Correct?
Procard: Correct.
Custom: So if I ask you to show us some proof of the above statements can you provide it to us?
Procard: I wrote the info down on a piece of paper about Kennedy and Earhart and locked it in my safe with my procard, unfortunately I lost the key.
Custom: You can't remember what you wrote down?
Porcard: At 74 your mind seems to start to slip away.
Custom: Can you tell us at least how you got your procard?
Procard: I sent in 50 proof of purchase of Wheaties to Wheaties that's how. They had a promo back in the 70's
Custom: Excuse me a minute there is someone knocking at the door BRB.
Custom: I'm back it was a carrier from Letter Gram and it's from Mighty Mouse he would also like to tell you that you are full of shit. He's in the middle of another ASF video and couldn't comment on your thread last night
Procard: Who's he?
Custom: Never mind
Custom: So lets talk about the family income. Seems like your wife is the bread winner now so can you tell us how you met?
Procard: We met on location of a German scat movie called "Muddy River" I was a boom man and she was a fluff girl.
Custom: They have Fluff girls in Scat movies?
Procard: Well it's more like a stand in. Two people rehearse the scene before shooting.
Custom: Is there poopie involved?
Procard: Of course, they need to get the scene right you know they only got one shot. I mean how much shit can one guy produce.
Custom: I guess you never met Gunrack have you.
Custom: Well we are out of time folks please join us again real soon.
Procard: I just like to say one thing. Custom fits right in with Steelgear. He's a scammer he promised me limo service with Champagne and Twinkies. I had to call an Uber to get here.
Custom: And you'll be calling one to get back home