You can stick "May the 4th be with you" up your ass.

[badgerz94]

As I'm entering the gym this morning, two different idiots decided to greet me with, "May the 4th be with you "

I proceeded to explain to them that in my opinion Star Wars and every iteration of it is pure garbage.

You have a 7 foot tall guy who is constantly breathing like he's a pervert and who is a mass murderer. And of course they make him "black." You have a guy who wants to bang his sister, a gay robot, a rolling trashcan and a dickless Bigfoot. And don't forget about the little green guy wearing the flasher coat who only utters fortune cookie sayings. I'm half surprised they didn't have Billy Dee Williams drinking a Colt 45.

I actually like science fiction, good science fiction like Star Trek which is actually intelligently written and has well developed characters. George Lucas can go ram a light saber up his ass.

 

[MindlessWork]

Take a deep breath man, Star Wars was the best film series to come out since The Godfather!

 

[Lathe Crasher]

😂 dickless bigfoot

 

[MTG]

I was hoping for more to be released today as far as another movie or series goes

 

[Jbswole40]

 

[Multislacking]

On a totally unrelated note, I would like to know the OP's tren source... Just curious.

 

[Androgenocide]

I’m with you, fuck Star Wars. They were impressive special effects showcases for the time but there is no reason to watch them now. If you want a good sci fi movie just watch Aliens

 

[Fletcher]

I was never into sci-fi as a genre, I loved Star Wars, when I was between the ages of like 4 and 10 when the original 3 films were coming out.
The original Star Trek show with Shatner was always fun on a Saturday afternoon re-run binge.

As far the the OPs comments, you can pretty much make any sci-fi film sound retarded without much effort.

In the 80s, Star Wars was the choice of the adventurous "toxic" males, and Star Trek was for the masterbating nerd-types.

If you are past age 12, and still give THAT much of a fuck about sci-fi characters...

...you're part of the reason this nation is being taken over by communist pedophiles and trannies!

 

[MTG]

Guess im part of the problem. I <3 Star Wars lol

 

[Fletcher]

Guess im part of the problem. I <3 Star Wars lol

Not as much as this guy up top hates it apparently!

Have you ever watched the 'Fan-Boys' movie? The Star Wars vs. Star Trek humor was hilarious!

If I had to pick a camp, Id be with the Star Wars people. The Star Trek people think that shit is real and that they are part of it. Scary. 😄😄😄

 

[Fletcher]

 

[Milford King]

Mexicans don’t really celebrate cinco de mayo either.

Wtf!!

 

[JKUR2903]

As I'm entering the gym this morning, two different idiots decided to greet me with, "May the 4th be with you "

I proceeded to explain to them that in my opinion Star Wars and every iteration of it is pure garbage.

You have a 7 foot tall guy who is constantly breathing like he's a pervert and who is a mass murderer. And of course they make him "black." You have a guy who wants to bang his sister, a gay robot, a rolling trashcan and a dickless Bigfoot. And don't forget about the little green guy wearing the flasher coat who only utters fortune cookie sayings. I'm half surprised they didn't have Billy Dee Williams drinking a Colt 45.

I actually like science fiction, good science fiction like Star Trek which is actually intelligently written and has well developed characters. George Lucas can go ram a light saber up his ass.

Thanks for the laugh!!!

 

[Fletcher]

Mexicans don’t really celebrate cinco de mayo either.

Wtf!!

Yeah, its just an American bar-holiday started by Corona Imports. Lol

 

[Milford King]

Yeah, its just an American bar-holiday started by Corona Imports. Lol

I had a Mexican girlfriend once and said happy cinco de mayo to her half heartedly and oh boy did she let me know how much of an asshole my white ass is.

 

[Multislacking]

 

[Rot-Iron66]

Star Wars suxx Moose Caulk...

 

[Jbswole40]

On a totally unrelated note, I would like to know the OP's tren source... Just curious.

Def sounds like tren go me 😂

 

[IronRage]

Tell those fags to have fun playing with their light sabers in the locker room

 

[Milford King]

I stand with the op here. Couldn’t get into Star Wars, at all.

Didn’t really like Star Trek either (always thought it was a daytime soap opera show) but… then I watched one of the more recent movies and I gotta admit, it was good.

 

[Fletcher]

Eventually, Disney will buy Star Trek too (if they havent already, idk/idc) and they will both be transgender "one-world-order" propaganda garbage.

 

[Multislacking]

Eventually, Disney will buy Star Trek too (if they havent already, idk/idc) and they will both be transgender "one-world-order" propaganda garbage.

 

[Bob West]

The first three were great. Franchise took a shit after that.

 

[MindlessWork]

The first three were great. Franchise took a shit after that.

The original trilogy was the best IMO, with the others just being filler.

 

[Milford King]

Maybe that’s the reason why they’re pushing trans shit….. the aliens are all genderless pedophiles with no genitals and they are conditioning us to accept them so we can share the solar system with them because they have lithium and oil.

 

[zionoir626]

Hell..what hasn't Disney bought..???
80's porn..???
Z...

 

[Bob West]

100%. I get it, the studios are there to make money. But they know that there is a certain percentage of the population that will pay money to watch anything vaguely Star Wars related, regardless of how shitty it is. It’s money in the bank.

 

[zionoir626]

Maybe that’s the reason why they’re pushing trans shit….. the aliens are all genderless pedophiles with no genitals and they are conditioning us to accept them so we can share the solar system with them because they have lithium and oil.

Jesus..way too far off the Resurvation..!!
Z...

 

[LiftWeightsEatSteaks]

Never watched Star Wars… and now that I’ve read this I’m definitely not watching it 😂. For those of you that did watch it, is it worth the watch?

 

[Multislacking]

Never watched Star Wars… and now that I’ve read this I’m definitely not watching it 😂. For those of you that did watch it, is it worth the watch?

There's a lot of eye candy, bright flashing lights, etc. Take it for what it is. I enjoyed them. I'm watching the Mandolorian on disney plus right now and it is a good family friendly watch. You have to take them for what they are...they are pirate swashbuckling and spaghetti westerns set in the future.