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As I'm entering the gym this morning, two different idiots decided to greet me with, "May the 4th be with you "
I proceeded to explain to them that in my opinion Star Wars and every iteration of it is pure garbage.
You have a 7 foot tall guy who is constantly breathing like he's a pervert and who is a mass murderer. And of course they make him "black." You have a guy who wants to bang his sister, a gay robot, a rolling trashcan and a dickless Bigfoot. And don't forget about the little green guy wearing the flasher coat who only utters fortune cookie sayings. I'm half surprised they didn't have Billy Dee Williams drinking a Colt 45.
I actually like science fiction, good science fiction like Star Trek which is actually intelligently written and has well developed characters. George Lucas can go ram a light saber up his ass.
I proceeded to explain to them that in my opinion Star Wars and every iteration of it is pure garbage.
You have a 7 foot tall guy who is constantly breathing like he's a pervert and who is a mass murderer. And of course they make him "black." You have a guy who wants to bang his sister, a gay robot, a rolling trashcan and a dickless Bigfoot. And don't forget about the little green guy wearing the flasher coat who only utters fortune cookie sayings. I'm half surprised they didn't have Billy Dee Williams drinking a Colt 45.
I actually like science fiction, good science fiction like Star Trek which is actually intelligently written and has well developed characters. George Lucas can go ram a light saber up his ass.