Wife's Pregnant

[JD1155]

Men get paternity leave now??? WTF - back in my day we " might " get a couple of days UNPAID!! LOL -True story ~

Not sure but I used suck days and vacation to take time off

 

[rdm]

I got 8 weeks paid. Don't hate the player, hate the game 🤣🤷‍♂️

 

[Augustine5I]

Bc they were “men” not actually having a baby.

When a guy said, “I am having a baby.” Everyone knew what this really meant.

Now 8 weeks to coddle and get ice cream AFTER the pregnancy.

 

[zwhit]

Bc they were “men” not actually having a baby.

When a guy said, “I am having a baby.” Everyone knew what this really meant.

Now 8 weeks to coddle and get ice cream AFTER the pregnancy.

It's this attitude that had your ex sucking that fat cock behind your back.

Big time little dick energy

 

[Sponx]

Congratulations my friend. I have three kids and the best advise I can give you is that give her anything she wants. Pillows, tean, soup whatever. One thing my wife did that made her real comfortable is bought one of those long pillows that you can lay on the side, throw your leg over. Also, she rubbed fish oil on her stomach with all three kids and not a single stretch mark.

Happy for you brother.

Thank you man, truly appreciate it! I am excited.

 

[Sponx]

Get her the foot massage spa thing they sell on Amazon. I got mine the thing with headphones used to hear the babies heartbeat. Comes with gel sorta like doing an ultrasound, one I got was cheap saw it online, so sound quality wasn’t the greatest at times, BUT on nights she got worry where she couldn’t feel the baby move etc listening to the babies heartbeat would put her at ease. Also doing it together is a nice bonding experience, no need to go to the doc to hear your baby. Sorry for not remembering the names of these things, but I’m sure you’ll find em.

This is awesome man, what a great idea. Thank you!

 

[Sponx]

Congratulations Brother!

Thank you my friend!

 

[Sponx]

My Ex constantly wanted a Mcdonalds big mack.............Only 14 weeks.... just wait , it gets fun..
But having a kiddo is so important and fun and proud ETC...... Its worth all the BS that comes along with having a kid. 1 word of advice... TIT feed the kid... do NOT use enfamil <SP.

Breastmilk all the way, that's the plan!

 

[Multislacking]

Breastmilk all the way, that's the plan!

Enjoy it while it lasts! Milky titties are the bees knees.