what is your biggest pet-peeve?

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A o14 Thread alive...WoW...
People that fucking know they are Wrong..
BUT
Will Fight to Death trying to Prove IT..
AND
Birds... they love to bomb My Car..
What the Fuck do they eat that a car wash can't Remove..???
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People who enter the pit, engage in the pit then complain about the pit.

People who don’t participate in the pit.

People who participate in the pit but disagree with my viewpoints.

People that don’t laugh at my jokes.

People who are offended by my jokes.

Girls who have stds.
 

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People who enter the pit, engage in the pit then complain about the pit.

People who don’t participate in the pit.

People who participate in the pit but disagree with my viewpoints.

People that don’t laugh at my jokes.

People who are offended by my jokes.

Girls who have stds.
Lmao
 

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People who don’t return their cart.



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Oh man!

This one gets me riled up. I spartan kick carts out of parking spots almost everytime I have to go to a store.

AND people who can’t park in the marked parking spots, especially in parking garages. The violence that runs through my mind when this situation arises makes me shiver.
 

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Oh man!

This one gets me riled up. I spartan kick carts out of parking spots almost everytime I have to go to a store.

AND people who can’t park in the marked parking spots, especially in parking garages. The violence that runs through my mind when this situation arises makes me shiver.
Oh "Spartan kick" had to look that one up. Also feel the same way about shopping carts too haha.
 

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Jerks that come wheelin' into the neighborhood with their rv like them and their wife have been holding their piss since they left Yosemite 18 hours ago. Park it 3+ foot from the curb, open all the expandable compartments...and then leave it that way until they get the energy to unload it the next day. Leaving just enough room for me to get by if I pull in my mirrors and put two wheels up on the curb, while avoiding the neighbor's mailbox...just to get by. Fuck you, Todd and Becky, you fucking assholes.

Oh...and neighbors dogs that bark 24x7. Huge, HUGE, HUGE pet peeve. I like dogs, I have a dog, but I don't tolerate that shit.
 

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Jerks that come wheelin' into the neighborhood with their rv like them and their wife have been holding their piss since they left Yosemite 18 hours ago. Park it 3+ foot from the curb, open all the expandable compartments...and then leave it that way until they get the energy to unload it the next day. Leaving just enough room for me to get by if I pull in my mirrors and put two wheels up on the curb, while avoiding the neighbor's mailbox...just to get by. Fuck you, Todd and Becky, you fucking assholes.

Oh...and neighbors dogs that bark 24x7. Huge, HUGE, HUGE pet peeve. I like dogs, I have a dog, but I don't tolerate that shit.
When the neighbors aren’t lookin put one of them shock trainer collars on them…. then train the doggy.
 

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People that stand right in front of the dumbbells and do stupid exercises..
I remember one guy Said..
"Is it true you grow faster if you Stand right in front of the Mirror"
That had me rolling..LoL
Z ..
Wtf 😆 🤣
 

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I have so many. Most are about people not respecting you or your family. The one I run into a lot is when I walk into a restaurant or whatever don’t stare frozenly at my chics ass until I’m no longer able to see you eye rape my lady. I mean seriously every one checks out each others ladies. It’s only natural but if you do it to the point that I see you doing it then more times than not I’m gonna approach you with bad intent cause I’m my fucked up brain your clearly disrespectful of me and what’s mine. I know childish but just one that still gets my blood pumping.
 

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Yeah...
Exception.. Max's Hot Chicas..
I'm eye raping the shit out of Her...
Multiple times..LoL
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Inconsiderate people. In all forms. Not just at the gym. People don't do enough kind things for strangers these days.
Absolutely. Being late is one thing I really dislike in that category. Being late is being inconsiderate with someone else’s time.
 

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Instead of a nice thick rope hitting your girl's face, you get this thick tablespoon of glob that drops straight down onto your foot instead. :fapping:
 

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Yeah...
Exception.. Max's Hot Chicas..
I'm eye raping the shit out of Her...
Multiple times..LoL
Z...
See my point……Just let me add this mostly applies to people I know. Strangers almost always get a pass unless they are real aggressive about it. I’m mostly speaking to those people that you actually know or at least know who you are. I would never disrespect another family member or friend like that. I always acknowledge the male first then the female.
 

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I have so many. Most are about people not respecting you or your family. The one I run into a lot is when I walk into a restaurant or whatever don’t stare frozenly at my chics ass until I’m no longer able to see you eye rape my lady. I mean seriously every one checks out each others ladies. It’s only natural but if you do it to the point that I see you doing it then more times than not I’m gonna approach you with bad intent cause I’m my fucked up brain your clearly disrespectful of me and what’s mine. I know childish but just one that still gets my blood pumping.
Most guys have no respect and aren’t happy with the minghag they wake up to every morning
 

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Instead of a nice thick rope hitting your girl's face, you get this thick tablespoon of glob that drops straight down onto your foot instead. :fapping:

YOU are seeking help..Right..??
Do you know.. just how fucked up you really Are...
I mean like..on Kelvin.. Not F°>>
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Multi please tell me you got the reference..??
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YOU are seeking help..Right..??
Do you know.. just how fucked up you really Are...
I mean like..on Kelvin.. Not F°>>
Z...

Seeking help? Yeah, I've tried EVERY internet myth out there to increase semen volume...celery, celery seed, hydration, pills, etc, etc. It's all BS. 😡

Edit to add. Yes, I understood the kelvin reference. :roflmao: I appreciate the confidence and endorsement. I try.
 

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How are you taking the celery seeds...
You have to shove a Half pound.. Up your Ass...
For it too work..
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