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Turning down pussy

When I was 14 years old this girl Gina who took my virginity when I was 12, I wasn't even shooting blacks back then. But to the story my best friend Richie wanted some pussy , and Gina was a pig anyway we're in this women's house on her couch Gina had to be about 19 at the time, she's giving me head and Richie pulls her pants off and she's on her period, but the fucking smell that came out of her box was so bad it's stunk up the hole living room. It was so bad that I pulled my cock out of her mouth, and I was done. My best friend Richie still fucked her . When I say the smell was so strong and fucking disgusting it was beyond disgusting. The woman who owned the house was watching at the time she was a fucking freaky. She looked like she had incest in her family that's how ugly she was. Anyway a couple weeks later Richie tells me he has thick green pus coming out of his dick , and when it would come out he said it would burn bad. So man and him being best friends we're coming back from this place where we used to play pool and they had video games it was called the stand. So we cut through the woods to get to my street, and Richie says he got a piss he wants me to watch we're standing under the street light he pulls his dick out and he starts howling in pain, and then this green thick shit started coming out of his dick , I run from him I can't tell you why but I'm telling him you got the green manalishi, that was an old Judas priest song. So the next day Richie goes to the hospital with his mother and he finds out that he has gonorrhea. That was the stinkiest most disgusting smelling pussy I've ever smelled in my life. 🤮
 
Stiches1965 said:
When I was 14 years old this girl Gina who took my virginity when I was 12, I wasn't even shooting blacks back then. But to the story my best friend Richie wanted some pussy , and Gina was a pig anyway we're in this women's house on her couch Gina had to be about 19 at the time, she's giving me head and Richie pulls her pants off and she's on her period, but the fucking smell that came out of her box was so bad it's stunk up the hole living room. It was so bad that I pulled my cock out of her mouth, and I was done. My best friend Richie still fucked her . When I say the smell was so strong and fucking disgusting it was beyond disgusting. The woman who owned the house was watching at the time she was a fucking freaky. She looked like she had incest in her family that's how ugly she was. Anyway a couple weeks later Richie tells me he has thick green pus coming out of his dick , and when it would come out he said it would burn bad. So man and him being best friends we're coming back from this place where we used to play pool and they had video games it was called the stand. So we cut through the woods to get to my street, and Richie says he got a piss he wants me to watch we're standing under the street light he pulls his dick out and he starts howling in pain, and then this green thick shit started coming out of his dick , I run from him I can't tell you why but I'm telling him you got the green manalishi, that was an old Judas priest song. So the next day Richie goes to the hospital with his mother and he finds out that he has gonorrhea. That was the stinkiest most disgusting smelling pussy I've ever smelled in my life. 🤮
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All I can muster up is..Fucking Wow…….🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I’ve banged a few chics on the rag but they assured me it was a “light” day or they didn’t know yet. That was ok but if it was bloody AND smelly I’d be out of there in a millisecond. Fuck that!!
 
I have slept with a very good share of women in my day, not bragging but easily close to or over 100 and I have never had this bad smelling vagina you guys speak of not even once.

I mean on a period, it can be a slight bit bad, but the descriptions you guys are making, make me wonder what and where are you finding such women that smell this bad?

I will say this, I had a recent ex of mine, she was a decent looking woman and showered and shaved daily but she had the most hideous breathe I have ever smelled at time. I mean, I would see her brushing her teeth like crazy and then she would want a kiss and I would gag. I could smell her a few feet away and she would get pissed I would tell her to brush her teeth. To this day I don't know WTF the deal with that girl was, but I wonder what is worse. Horrific breathe or a horrific smelling vagina.

Speaking of smells, one time I was getting a BJ from my then GF and she literally put it all the way down her throat and as I finished it made her gag and then puke, so she sits up mid stream, I am trying to still finish and she is puking all over my chest, neck and stomach. So of course I finish just fine but then I had to run out as I was beginning to dry heave at this point because the vomit smell was so bad. Her dad came home, it was his house and we were there for vacation, he had a beach house and he came in. It was his and his wifes bed, she wanted me to bang her in there while they were gone, so I did. The sheets were soaked. His daughter was crying and mascara running down her face. And he was like WTF is that horrific smell. Luckily my gf at the time was able to put the comforter in the washer, which he noticed and he knew something bad was up. He was furious.

Sufficed to say we were never invited back to sleep there. The next visit he made us rent a hotel. LMFAO. I had to be like 22 years old, this was a long time ago but super funny to think about. Thanks ASF LOL.
 
GYMnTONIC said:
I have slept with a very good share of women in my day, not bragging but easily close to or over 100 and I have never had this bad smelling vagina you guys speak of not even once.

I mean on a period, it can be a slight bit bad, but the descriptions you guys are making, make me wonder what and where are you finding such women that smell this bad?

I will say this, I had a recent ex of mine, she was a decent looking woman and showered and shaved daily but she had the most hideous breathe I have ever smelled at time. I mean, I would see her brushing her teeth like crazy and then she would want a kiss and I would gag. I could smell her a few feet away and she would get pissed I would tell her to brush her teeth. To this day I don't know WTF the deal with that girl was, but I wonder what is worse. Horrific breathe or a horrific smelling vagina.

Speaking of smells, one time I was getting a BJ from my then GF and she literally put it all the way down her throat and as I finished it made her gag and then puke, so she sits up mid stream, I am trying to still finish and she is puking all over my chest, neck and stomach. So of course I finish just fine but then I had to run out as I was beginning to dry heave at this point because the vomit smell was so bad. Her dad came home, it was his house and we were there for vacation, he had a beach house and he came in. It was his and his wifes bed, she wanted me to bang her in there while they were gone, so I did. The sheets were soaked. His daughter was crying and mascara running down her face. And he was like WTF is that horrific smell. Luckily my gf at the time was able to put the comforter in the washer, which he noticed and he knew something bad was up. He was furious.

Sufficed to say we were never invited back to sleep there. The next visit he made us rent a hotel. LMFAO. I had to be like 22 years old, this was a long time ago but super funny to think about. Thanks ASF LOL.
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Man I’m starting to think maybe I have even more issues than I already have. I mean some of these nasty fuckers talking about banging stinky bloody pussy anyway and now you and having a chic with narley ass breathe. I couldn’t deal with any of that. Maybe it’s me.
I mean fuck I’m a legit diagnosed sex addict (not the weird kind) and I’m still not banging any chics with all that nastiness going on. Sick fuckers. Im actually starting to think you guys are the ones that should be on meds not me.
If you guys need meds I know a great psychiatrist. She’s in her early 30’s. Black hair. Tight body. Sexy as fuck. I see her once a week. I have no idea what she says cause I’m always too busy eye fucking her to death. Pretty sure she knows it though. I’m pretty confident I’m gonna eventually bang her for awhile. However if she has a stinky or bloody pussy I’m out. Just saying.
 
AR-15 said:
All I can muster up is..Fucking Wow…….🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I’ve banged a few chics on the rag but they assured me it was a “light” day or they didn’t know yet. That was ok but if it was bloody AND smelly I’d be out of there in a millisecond. Fuck that!!
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That's why I said I pulled my dick out of her mouth, because it got limp immediately so you know that s*** stunk because at 14 I was a fucking animal I don't know about you guys, but my dick got hard when the wind would blow. That's one thing I never had a problem with was getting women though I'm not bragging but when I was growing up all the girls thought I look like Matt Dillon, I'm 59 years young now so back in my day when a girl said that , that meant I was going to get some pussy. Like I said I'm 59 years young now and live in South Florida retired, the girlfriend I have now is 35 years old. She's a dime piece and she is a chiropractor so she has money. But like I said getting women was never a problem for me. I've been since 2019, the only problem is she wants to get married.

I've been there and done that but I am really happy with her extremely happy. But liking my last story I ran into some crazy s*** in my life but Gina's stinky box I will never forget that smell , and Richie is still my best friend so this day and sometimes I fuck with him about going balls deep in that cesspool. Like I said I was a kid at the time so for me not to let her finish giving me head, that was absolutely this stinkiest pungent smelled I ever smelled coming out of a human being. I have PTSD from that day LOL 🤢
 
Stiches1965 said:
That's why I said I pulled my dick out of her mouth, because it got limp immediately so you know that s*** stunk because at 14 I was a fucking animal I don't know about you guys, but my dick got hard when the wind would blow. That's one thing I never had a problem with was getting women though I'm not bragging but when I was growing up all the girls thought I look like Matt Dillon, I'm 59 years young now so back in my day when a girl said that , that meant I was going to get some pussy. Like I said I'm 59 years young now and live in South Florida retired, the girlfriend I have now is 35 years old. She's a dime piece and she is a chiropractor so she has money. But like I said getting women was never a problem for me. I've been since 2019, the only problem is she wants to get married.

I've been there and done that but I am really happy with her extremely happy. But liking my last story I ran into some crazy s*** in my life but Gina's stinky box I will never forget that smell , and Richie is still my best friend so this day and sometimes I fuck with him about going balls deep in that cesspool. Like I said I was a kid at the time so for me not to let her finish giving me head, that was absolutely this stinkiest pungent smelled I ever smelled coming out of a human being. I have PTSD from that day LOL 🤢
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Dude it’s hard for me not to gag just reading about the smell. The way you described it is literally making me ill because I can still remember the stentch I got a wiff of from my chic and your story takes me right back to it. Sounds like your situation was even worse and that just blows my mind. Thats just fucking gross. I mean Incan see a chic having a little smell down there after working or doing something like a sport maybe once in a blue moon but cmon. These chics had to know their shit was way past rotten and stunk like hot garbage. They apparently just didn’t give a fuck I guess.
I totally understand that I’m like a clean freak when it comes to chics bodies and I’m a bit spoiled because for whatever reason I never sweat and I never have BO. I use underarm deodorant like once a year and it’s honestly not necessary that one time either. I just do it just iincase for like a funeral or whatever.
Anyway I get that I probably expect more than most but at the end of the day if my balls stunk I’m pretty sure I’d be the first to know about it and I’d clean my shit up. The fact that these chics didn’t take care of themselves and they most likely didn’t even care just goes to show you how fucked up some people are and why I hate most of them.
 
I had this one chick come over. We were laying on the couch and she climbed on top. The next thing I know I smell a combination of death and shit. I get her off me and try to hit it from the back. Well that made it worse. Every thrust was a waft of putrid death into my face. I went limp and acted like I got a cramp. I went to the bathroom to use a rag to wash off. That shit stuck to me. It was going to be a quicky anyway and she left. I had to wash my shorts and get I. The shower and scrub myself twice to get the smell off me.
 
I had a former roommate tell me a story….

He brought a chick home from a bar. He was sitting back on his couch whilst this chick was blowing him. He said he had a big pasta dinner earlier and between that and the beer, he had really bad gas, with a huge bubble building in his gut, wanting to escape.
It was all he could do to try to hold it in.
He said he then noticed that he could smell the chick’s clam..with her jeans still on, that far away from his nose.
He really had to concentrate to not fart.
Then his roommate’s Rottweiler started howling. Just a bit at first, then, as he described it “Bear started hitting Mariah Carey octaves” while howling.
It was all that he could take…then he let rip a loud, nasty blast.
He said the girl looked up, backed away and asked “Did you just fart?”
He told her he had. Then she got up and walked out the door.

When he was telling me the story, I was sitting on the same couch, scratching old Bear’s head.
Rolling with laughter.

I had a GF once that had Gardnerella. She smelled exactly like rotting fish. But I banged her anyway, in the shower. It was pretty disgusting but we both laughed while doing it. Shows how horny us young ‘un were back then.
Had a antibiotic chaser the following week.

Later in life, I passed on girls offering up just because I saw their cars were nasty, or their bathrooms were filthy. I figured it carried over to hygiene.
I was wrong though. Women have the nastiest bathrooms and cars full of trash.

I had a GF that detailed her car all the time. It was several years old but showroom condition. She shared a bathroom with three other girls. She was in there cleaning weekly.
All this carried over to her grooming, hygiene and insatiable sex drive.
God I miss Gina Bebe.
 
AR-15 said:
Dude it’s hard for me not to gag just reading about the smell. The way you described it is literally making me ill because I can still remember the stentch I got a wiff of from my chic and your story takes me right back to it. Sounds like your situation was even worse and that just blows my mind. Thats just fucking gross. I mean Incan see a chic having a little smell down there after working or doing something like a sport maybe once in a blue moon but cmon. These chics had to know their shit was way past rotten and stunk like hot garbage. They apparently just didn’t give a fuck I guess.
I totally understand that I’m like a clean freak when it comes to chics bodies and I’m a bit spoiled because for whatever reason I never sweat and I never have BO. I use underarm deodorant like once a year and it’s honestly not necessary that one time either. I just do it just iincase for like a funeral or whatever.
Anyway I get that I probably expect more than most but at the end of the day if my balls stunk I’m pretty sure I’d be the first to know about it and I’d clean my shit up. The fact that these chics didn’t take care of themselves and they most likely didn’t even care just goes to show you how fucked up some people are and why I hate most of them.
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That’s my thing. How the fuck do these girls NOT know that their shit stinks? I just don’t get it. She’s pulling her pants down multiple times per day to take a piss, there’s no way that stink doesn’t waft up to her nose. No way. If I were a girl, I’d be absolutely mortified if my crotch smelled like rotten crab on a hot summer day, but apparently they don’t know (seems unlikely) or don’t care (seems more likely). Either way, there’s nothing worse.
 
Machforce1 said:
That’s my thing. How the fuck do these girls NOT know that their shit stinks? I just don’t get it. She’s pulling her pants down multiple times per day to take a piss, there’s no way that stink doesn’t waft up to her nose. No way. If I were a girl, I’d be absolutely mortified if my crotch smelled like rotten crab on a hot summer day, but apparently they don’t know (seems unlikely) or don’t care (seems more likely). Either way, there’s nothing worse.
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There was a woman years ago that wrote a book for women. In it was her suggestion for women to put a finger inside them and smell it for themselves. I remember women in conversation saying how nasty that was. I exclaimed that they thought it was nasty but expected us to chomp down anyway? That's just weird.
Like a guy who won't kiss his old lady after a blow job. FFS! You want them to gargle your cock but get grossed out by the thought of a little of YOUR residual jazz being in the vicinity? I mean, I ain't looking for a "snowball" but a little of my own goo doesn't scare me into uptightness.

But then again, I have encountered many "he-man" type guys that are so sexually repressed and likely closeted that they aren't really getting the most out of the opposite sex.

Which leads me to this, a cliche but I have discovered it has some truth.

"I have turned down more pussy than you have had."

Some of the people I have met in my life, this certainly applies. Dudes that have been with 2, 4 or 6 women in their whole lives. More power to them. That must be amazing!
But for myself, I always used to look at sex and banging other women just like travel, exploring culinary differences and even just considering meaningless sex as a workout. I want as many experiences in my life as possible. I have never been one to turn down a food or avoid travel because I am stuck in some redneck Southern Ohio mindset. Probably why I always felt there was more to life and left when I was just out of High School.
Different foods, geography and women, have made my life pretty damn interesting.

I do draw the line on some things. Not interested in eating a dog, balut or some other thing that seems there is no excuse for. I don't think I am missing anything. Some goes for cocks and gayness. I can go to my grave without regret of "missing out" on homo-ing it up.
Absolutely no interest whatsoever.

The times I have passed up on pussy, I was more interested in getting some sleep, didn't want to mess with crazy and even...believe it or not, felt it was morally uncool. Fortunately, it wasn't due to a smelly clam.

You know what's worse? Going down on a chick and tasting that bitter chemical taste because they splashed their gash with some perfume before going out.
I personally love the smell and taste of a woman.
 
AR-15 said:
Your welcome. 😂😂😂😂🤷‍♂️
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BTW bro I got TONS of other great topics that I have no problem posting up. You guys just lmk how many you actually want to hear. You have no fucking clue the amount of weird ass shit goes through my head on a consistent basis. Who the fuck else am I supposed to ask? My wife? “Hey honey, why did that one chic I banged have a smelly pussy?” Yeah no thanks. Sorry you guys are fucking stuck with me. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😩
 
AR-15 said:
BTW bro I got TONS of other great topics that I have no problem posting up. You guys just lmk how many you actually want to hear. You have no fucking clue the amount of weird ass shit goes through my head on a consistent basis. Who the fuck else am I supposed to ask? My wife? “Hey honey, why did that one chic I banged have a smelly pussy?” Yeah no thanks. Sorry you guys are fucking stuck with me. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😩
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You are one demented mofo alright :LOL:
 
KrossOut said:
Dude, you gotta stop humping the dog.
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I never heard of BV until recently. Made my stomach turn. That's where funky pussy comes from I guess. Rolf!
 

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