Take January's Off..!!!

zionoir626

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Get Shredded!
I generally take January off the gym..just can't stand the crowds and dick's with No gym edicit..grinds My Balls...lol..
But this yr I'm just Anadrol 50ing the Bull Shit..
No time for the ones that nap on the machines or calf raises on the Smith..
Or
My All-Timer.... some Guy trying to talk this girl out of her Virginity....

Can't tell you how many fights Drol has started..WoW..
That's the ticket..take the Drol.. be the January Gym Dick...
Win..Win..
Z...
 

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Oh the new years resolution gym people

I love the new members that come to MT classes and try taking my head off sparing. Most don’t come back for months if they come back at all.
 

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Good lord… the “Resolution people” I completely forgot about this until now fml. There should be a special chain gym all over the country for them to join for January and half
Of February and then never see again lol.

Fml my gyms going to be slammed tomorrow
 

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My gym is pretty pricey and I go when people are at work so it’s not too bad, maybe one or two lost people walking around.
 

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Fuck.. It happens every year and every year I forget.

It always werids me out when let's say I'll be doing chest dips and some guy will make eye contact with me 50 feet away, point at a curl machine and ask if I'm on it. Always cracks me up, I laugh and say naw bro your good all yours haha.

Tell me your new without telling me your new, lol
 

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That's funny. Lol
I am looking forward to all the newbies that decided that this is the year.

I do my exercises, and if someone is in my way I move them. I don't move.left or right I just walk straight.
If someone is training on the mirror I just go and pick the dumbbell I need if I need to move them they move. Don't care how big or small man or woman.

January is the dickhead month at the gym.
Should be fun. Hehehehe
 

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Our gym is also pricy.
Since the local planet-fitness places went in (2 are near-by) we haven't seen the JAN 1 gym crowd in years.
 

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I remember 20 plus years ago when I started training clients and my mentor said to me..."Never take on a New Years Resolution client." Best advice ever! lol
 

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I don’t have that issue. In at 3:00 am with the same 3 guys there and out before the nut jobs get in
Like you I train at 3 am...but, lately there is an extremely obese woman that arrives around 3:30...she will set up 5 stations and do a giant set or two but zero aerobics...her stomach hangs down to her knees...yuk...of course she is also on her phone...
 

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Like you I train at 3 am...but, lately there is an extremely obese woman that arrives around 3:30...she will set up 5 stations and do a giant set or two but zero aerobics...her stomach hangs down to her knees...yuk...of course she is also on her phone...
Be nice to her.
She is probably going at that time so she can hide.
Give her encouragement , in a couple of years she could be super hot and your best friend
 

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Like you I train at 3 am...but, lately there is an extremely obese woman that arrives around 3:30...she will set up 5 stations and do a giant set or two but zero aerobics...her stomach hangs down to her knees...yuk...of course she is also on her phone...
We get random people from time to time, but they don’t last the hours.
 

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I generally take January off the gym..just can't stand the crowds and dick's with No gym edicit..grinds My Balls...lol..
But this yr I'm just Anadrol 50ing the Bull Shit..
No time for the ones that nap on the machines or calf raises on the Smith..
Or
My All-Timer.... some Guy trying to talk this girl out of her Virginity....

Can't tell you how many fights Drol has started..WoW..
That's the ticket..take the Drol.. be the January Gym Dick...
Win..Win..
Z...
January definitely blows at the gym. Dreading it
 

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Fuck.. It happens every year and every year I forget.

It always werids me out when let's say I'll be doing chest dips and some guy will make eye contact with me 50 feet away, point at a curl machine and ask if I'm on it. Always cracks me up, I laugh and say naw bro your good all yours haha.

Tell me your new without telling me your new, lol
My superpower is my peripheral vision and vision in general. I can scan the gym with my eyes and avoid making eye contact with that guy at the curl machine while still actually being able to see him trying to get my attention the entire time lol. It really bothers people when they want your attention and you dont even give them a glance. Or so they think lol
 

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I used to lend some small pointers,but it only prolongs the inevitable..them getting hurt orbit embarrassed to return..
It's the aggressive women that get me..
I look.. I'm not dead yet..but it's not my hunting ground..
Want to grab a drink..fine..
But we don't F up my Training..

Now.... Balleys in Miami was a bit difficult..
And Biltmore Park YMCA... Brother there are Max type Asses... one is a good friend, she's built like a Brick Fucking House..but her husband is a UFC Fighter,seen pics with Belts..plural..
And,he would be difficult to drop..from behind with a 2×4..with nails in it..!!
So... ain't touching her..

But eye Candy is good occasionally..
Plus I am Vain AF...and in that pre Freak look..
Plus,that Hot Tub is Heaven..

Buzz Kill...
Latinos with difficult English..always saying the Wrong thing..
"You have nice body"...WTF..!?!?
CHEERS.
Z...
 

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My superpower is my peripheral vision and vision in general. I can scan the gym with my eyes and avoid making eye contact with that guy at the curl machine while still actually being able to see him trying to get my attention the entire time lol. It really bothers people when they want your attention and you dont even give them a glance. Or so they think lol
I’m blind and don’t wear my glasses at the gym. I used to workout and people would be talking to me and I had no idea. They thought I was rude but I had to explain to them how blind I was. These people are the ones I actually talk to when I wasn’t lifting. People that worked at the gym and people I was friends with
 

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I've mentioned on here a few times. I wear slim-profile hearing protection at the gym, they look like head-phones.
Most people just nod and dont try to talk to me (until I take them off at the end near the gym-bag rack, which is great, I have some friends there).
There are a few kvnts, who come up behind me, when I'm on a bench or machine, and just start talking to the back of my head. (I can obviously hear a little bit w/ them on).
But, I just ignore them... (Mainly just some of the older ladies and a few old guys). Is their social-hour it seems...
 
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