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JaceBon

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Get Shredded!
Not literally you guys.. but anyway this tren and mast really is making me a walking penis.. I need a hooker. Had a falling out with my side girl so now I have a void that needs filling. I’ve always kinda wanted to bang a prostitute to say I did. Where do the kids find call girls these days? Figured since we got a legit website for roids there has to be a legit site for prostitutes! Unfortunately I don’t live in the city so ai can’t just drive through the slums with $100 hanging out the window.
 

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Just go to a bar and pick up a chick...never paid and never been to a strip joint, seems dirty and unhygienic. But I also have a phobia with public restrooms so I could be bit bias
 

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Searching the Backpage of whatever city your in for an escort works.
 

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You guys are the best. I can always count on you guys! Goodbye tax return!
 

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Get on a sugar daddy site...young college girls and older. But all looking for an "arrangement" of sorts.

Imagine they come over, hang out and spend time with you. Maybe sleep over?? Bang them in the morning too. Once a week.

All for an "allowance" you provide. That you negotiate. Could be 300 bucks a week.

But it's real. You can casually text and call. Get to know them. It doesn't have to be mechanical and just a fuck with a payment like a prostitute.

It isn't that exactly.

I did this for awhile when I was single. Had a lot of fun.

Just be up front and express your expectation. An arrangement with an allowance. A real relationship of sorts with an expectations of intimacy.

If they want you to pay for them to take you to dinner or photos??lolol. Tell them to fuck off. They will try that if they can.
 

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Ahh tren/mast the good ole homewrecking whore of a compound. Gotta admit the shits got me pretty fed up with my wife’s lack of ambition in the bedroom. I’m ready to fuck my wives cousin if it don’t get better soon…
 

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Ahh tren/mast the good ole homewrecking whore of a compound. Gotta admit the shits got me pretty fed up with my wife’s lack of ambition in the bedroom. I’m ready to fuck my wives cousin if it don’t get better soon…

I hate hearing this... you are not alone if it's any consolation. Personally, I am intimate with my wife twice a day on average.

But in my last marriage I argued over sex. Lucky to have sex 3 times a week. She wanted once a week. Said all her other married friends said they gave their spouses sex once a week and I was lucky to have it 3 times!

Plus, in my line of work, have met plenty of guys in a sexless marriage.

Personally, IDK what these women are thinking. It doesn't end well. That time for sex and bonding together is really important.

Sometimes, and not saying your wife, but sometimes they reduce intimacy bc they are checked out. Possible bc they are involved or interested in someone else.
 

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Btw if you go to Milwaukee you can bang a dried up toothless crack head for $20 and a Newport
 

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I hate hearing this... you are not alone if it's any consolation. Personally, I am intimate with my wife twice a day on average.

But in my last marriage I argued over sex. Lucky to have sex 3 times a week. She wanted once a week. Said all her other married friends said they gave their spouses sex once a week and I was lucky to have it 3 times!

Plus, in my line of work, have met plenty of guys in a sexless marriage.

Personally, IDK what these women are thinking. It doesn't end well. That time for sex and bonding together is really important.

Sometimes, and not saying your wife, but sometimes they reduce intimacy bc they are checked out. Possible bc they are involved or interested in someone else.

Honestly man it’s not as bad as I make it sound. It’s more my ridiculous libido that’s the problem. I just get so salty that she isn’t on my level and my fucking head gets all fucked up when I can’t get it (even though I get it almost daily) but when she turns me down I instantly start thinking about how much of a little freak she used to be and how fucking hot she used to be when she was fuckinf her past partners… I mean this girl was a fucking freak fucked like a pornstar kinky as fuck ALWAYS wanted it. It’s definitely not like that anymore but when I get turned down I start thinking about how her boyfriend who she was with in her early 20’s had it so good. And I know she never ever turned him down, probably fucked him retarded even though she claims we are more active then she ever has been before I know it’s bull shit because I know how she was before she had kids, fucking nasty ass bitch back then… I gotta cut her some slack though as that is just it, it’s a hormonal thing. She hasn’t been like that since she first started getting morning sickness with our first kid, that’s when I lost my sex life… it used to be so good man, fucking crazy tbh…
 

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I don’t know what it is about me. I guess I’m just too honest/loyal of a person. Because as bad as I want to cheat on her, every time I get looks in the gym or else where I bitch out, show zero interest and anxiety immediately hits me, like my brains like “ oh fuck no you’re married can’t do that look down don’t smile “ wtf even after everything this bitch has put me through…

I need to find an easy way to get laid with out paying a whore or whatever. Just something so I can feel satisfied that I got my wife back for all her shit.

Trying to talk to the few friends I have left about it seeing if they might know someone that wouldn’t mind getting right to the point. I’m not willing or wanting to go through all the BS involved in dating, going out, getting to know each other… blah blah… just don’t have the kind of time or interest. Just want a side piece that wants nothing more than some dick every now and then…
 

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I don’t know what it is about me. I guess I’m just too honest/loyal of a person. Because as bad as I want to cheat on her, every time I get looks in the gym or else where I bitch out, show zero interest and anxiety immediately hits me, like my brains like “ oh fuck no you’re married can’t do that look down don’t smile “ wtf even after everything this bitch has put me through…

I need to find an easy way to get laid with out paying a whore or whatever. Just something so I can feel satisfied that I got my wife back for all her shit.

Trying to talk to the few friends I have left about it seeing if they might know someone that wouldn’t mind getting right to the point. I’m not willing or wanting to go through all the BS involved in dating, going out, getting to know each other… blah blah… just don’t have the kind of time or interest. Just want a side piece that wants nothing more than some dick every now and then…

Don't do it bro. You'll regret it. It will always be in the back of your head. When I had my first kid that was it for me. No more bull shit. My dad was a whore.

Had 6 kids with 4 different women. I rather fuckin die. Staying fateful for my kids. And trust me Im a piece of shit. If I can stay on the straight and narrow you damn sure can!!
 

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I don’t know what it is about me. I guess I’m just too honest/loyal of a person. Because as bad as I want to cheat on her, every time I get looks in the gym or else where I bitch out, show zero interest and anxiety immediately hits me, like my brains like “ oh fuck no you’re married can’t do that look down don’t smile “ wtf even after everything this bitch has put me through…

I need to find an easy way to get laid with out paying a whore or whatever. Just something so I can feel satisfied that I got my wife back for all her shit.

Trying to talk to the few friends I have left about it seeing if they might know someone that wouldn’t mind getting right to the point. I’m not willing or wanting to go through all the BS involved in dating, going out, getting to know each other… blah blah… just don’t have the kind of time or interest. Just want a side piece that wants nothing more than some dick every now and then…

see kilsong in nevada
 

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I don’t know what it is about me. I guess I’m just too honest/loyal of a person. Because as bad as I want to cheat on her, every time I get looks in the gym or else where I bitch out, show zero interest and anxiety immediately hits me, like my brains like “ oh fuck no you’re married can’t do that look down don’t smile “ wtf even after everything this bitch has put me through…

I need to find an easy way to get laid with out paying a whore or whatever. Just something so I can feel satisfied that I got my wife back for all her shit.

Trying to talk to the few friends I have left about it seeing if they might know someone that wouldn’t mind getting right to the point. I’m not willing or wanting to go through all the BS involved in dating, going out, getting to know each other… blah blah… just don’t have the kind of time or interest. Just want a side piece that wants nothing more than some dick every now and then…

IDK. IMO revenge cheating never works.

And it's a slippery slope if you do. One or both catch feelings, spouses' find out. Shit gets stupid real fast.

BUT if you did? Never ever tell anyone. Have a separate phone for contacting. And they should have as much to lose as you do.

Plus, whoever it is, she should be hotter then your wife. Why trade the fuck down:)
 

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Don't do it bro. You'll regret it. It will always be in the back of your head. When I had my first kid that was it for me. No more bull shit. My dad was a whore.

Had 6 kids with 4 different women. I rather fuckin die. Staying fateful for my kids. And trust me Im a piece of shit. If I can stay on the straight and narrow you damn sure can!!

True and if your wife catches you in the lie,she’ll take your ass to the cleaners!!! I was in a sexless marriage for many years so I sought elsewhere and got it regularly from an old high school flame ,yes it was Party on when we we’re together but my ex found out and took my ass to the cleaners thsts been 17 years ago when I divorced her,it took me the next decade to get my finances and head glued back on!! Remember it’s fun while your out with someone else ,but when your caught .it’s not fun at all !!! Be aware they WILL find out there are no secrets that aren’t found out in a marriage !!! I hate my ex after the first 5 years we were married and I lived it 17 years am I made a big mistake by not waiting till we divorced!! Now she turned my kids against me and i hávent seen or talked to them in 6 years !!! They are 30 and 28 now and still won’t have anything to do with me after all these years !! So all my friends and brothers here.please be careful !!! And I’m still getting over the finances deal she put me through !!! I’ll never be the same financially !!
 
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True and if your wife catches you in the lie,she’ll take your ass to the cleaners!!! I was in a sexless marriage for many years so I sought elsewhere and got it regularly from an old high school flame ,yes it was Party on when we we’re together but my ex found out and took my ass to the cleaners thsts been 17 years ago when I divorced her,it took me the next decade to get my finances and head glued back on!! Remember it’s fun while your out with someone else ,but when your caught .it’s not fun at all !!! Be aware they WILL find out there are no secrets that aren’t found out in a marriage !!! I hate my ex after the first 5 years we were married and I lived it 17 years am I made a big mistake by not waiting till we divorced!! Now she turned my kids against me and i hávent seen or talked to them in 6 years !!! They are 30 and 28 now and still won’t have anything to do with me after all these years !! So all my friends and brothers here.please be careful !!! And I’m still getting over the finances deal she put me through !!! I’ll never be the same financially !!

Here this scenario play out a lot.

Hope your kids stop taking this personally. You divorced your wife not them. Still a good dad.

They are playing the victim along with her. And have chosen a side. Sad bc this didn't have to happen that way.

Funny how your wife deprived you of intimacy (which we all need) and when you got it someplace else, she got angry. Instead of looking to herself as the root cause.
 

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True and if your wife catches you in the lie,she’ll take your ass to the cleaners!!! I was in a sexless marriage for many years so I sought elsewhere and got it regularly from an old high school flame ,yes it was Party on when we we’re together but my ex found out and took my ass to the cleaners thsts been 17 years ago when I divorced her,it took me the next decade to get my finances and head glued back on!! Remember it’s fun while your out with someone else ,but when your caught .it’s not fun at all !!! Be aware they WILL find out there are no secrets that aren’t found out in a marriage !!! I hate my ex after the first 5 years we were married and I lived it 17 years am I made a big mistake by not waiting till we divorced!! Now she turned my kids against me and i hávent seen or talked to them in 6 years !!! They are 30 and 28 now and still won’t have anything to do with me after all these years !! So all my friends and brothers here.please be careful !!! And I’m still getting over the finances deal she put me through !!! I’ll never be the same financially !!

Mostly the same boat for me. She didn’t find me cheating she found porn I owned it and therefore she felt it was being unfaithful. The 4 girls chose sides and 4 years later have none of them speaking to me. Women love the victim card and they run with it because if fuels their decisions and earns them allies with other scorned bitches
 

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Mostly the same boat for me. She didn’t find me cheating she found porn I owned it and therefore she felt it was being unfaithful. The 4 girls chose sides and 4 years later have none of them speaking to me. Women love the victim card and they run with it because if fuels their decisions and earns them allies with other scorned bitches

Over PORN???!!!!

That's loco. Even if it's naked picks of exes...that's crap. You don't throw away a marriage bc of porn (unless kiddie porn maybe).

It's said, women only need a reason and someone to run to...

Too many ppl want to play a victim never actually being victimized.
 

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Here this scenario play out a lot.

Hope your kids stop taking this personally. You divorced your wife not them. Still a good dad.

They are playing the victim along with her. And have chosen a side. Sad bc this didn't have to happen that way.

Funny how your wife deprived you of intimacy (which we all need) and when you got it someplace else, she got angry. Instead of looking to herself as the root cause.

Amen brother they don’t EVER own up to being wrong
 

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Over PORN???!!!!

That's loco. Even if it's naked picks of exes...that's crap. You don't throw away a marriage bc of porn (unless kiddie porn maybe).

It's said, women only need a reason and someone to run to...

Too many ppl want to play a victim never actually being victimized.

Woman sure do like playing the victim card everytime and all on the outside mostly takes her side
 
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