Saturday BS Session - For Sale By Owner

[Big_Jimmy434]

Aight Fellas, here we go...

Whats a phrase that you would use to describe a car/truck/motorcycle but could also be used to describe a woman?

I'll go first...

"I picked her up real cheap off a buddy of mine that barely rode her."

Let the bullshit begin...

 

[JACKED_]

Fat Hog Baby!!!!

 

[BigOldGuy]

She takes a while to warm up but then rides like the devil!

 

[JACKED_]

I just took this fat hog for a ride

 

[JACKED_]

Saturday Night Bullshit is back

 

[JACKED_]

@OlePhart @Jbswole40 @Ogre @aimanabolic

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

High Miles but still in good condition.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

@Gene_Lifts

 

[BC22]

This one still rides well but I’d like to upgrade it for a newer model.

 

[chadmack282]

I need to pawn this POS off on some dumb unsuspecting bastard,
u interested?

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Nothing is wrong with it, I'm just getting too old for something this sporty. I just need something to get me from A to B.

 

[JACKED_]

This fuckers loud and rusty

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Adult driven

 

[OlePhart]

Garage kept.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Super loud exhaust

 

[OlePhart]

Super loud exhaust

No. That would be me in that instance.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

She aint much to look at, but she's dependable and will get you wherever you want to go.

 

[OlePhart]

She aint much to look at, but she's dependable and will get you wherever you want to go.

I agree with the first part.

 

[OlePhart]

A little bit of paint and body work here and there and she'll be good as new.

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

You gotta be careful, she'll get away from you when it's wet.

 

[OlePhart]

If she gives you any trouble just kick her, she'll start right up.

 

[MindlessWork]

Ohh @Big_Jimmy434 's baaaack!

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

I let my buddy drive it and then he went out and got him one.

 

[OlePhart]

I let my buddy drive it and then he went out and got him one.

You talking about midgets?

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

Id like to have a new one, but I'm still making payments on this one.

 

[OlePhart]

If she starts acting like she don't wanna go just drop a gear and mash on it.

 

[MindlessWork]

The humor today really helps as I'm stuck in bed with a bad cold..damn as missed gym today

 

[Big_Jimmy434]

If she starts acting like she don't wanna go just drop a gear and mash on it.

I laughed too hard at this one.

"Mash on it"

 

[OlePhart]

I laughed too hard at this one.

"Mash on it"

Trucker lingo. Old habit.

 

[JACKED_]

She’s got flood damage but is fixable