We had a homeless guy in a town near me. I saw this guy ride a 10 speed bike for 10-20 years all over various towns. He barely ate food, had small upper body but his legs were absolutely massive and jacked...the guy wore short shorts year round (even in winter) and his quads/hams and calves put most any bodybuilder I know to shame.
Super striated too. Crazy.
His helmet had a t.v antenna sticking off the top and it said "follow me to Dunkin donuts"