Penis enlargement and PEDs

Glycomann

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I think, like with most other body parts, it’s just how she was born (unfortunately). I’m not sure if a lot of sex really stretches out the cooter- surely we have a board member who’s been married a long time that can chime in.
Yes they stretch out some but leave them alone for a month or 2 and they tighten up. I have had a few that stayued tight so smaller genetically. Pretty much like dick sizes only in reverse.
 

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Tuna can wiener, here. It’s common in my Mississippi delta Indian heritage. Short ass ding dongs as wide as a tuna can. Runs in the family.
In all seriousness, I used to be a boat operator/officer of the day at my units in the military when I was in my 20s. When new recruits would arrive to one of my duty stations on the gulf coast we would take them on an AOR (area of responsibility) run to show them the area via water. I would either be driving the boat or giving the tour for lack of a better term.

Anyways, we would take the boat up into the river delta and show them our northernmost coverage area up there. Very rural and remote. I told every new recruit we got from 2004-2008 that there was an Indian tribe that resided up in that river delta that was known for being short in stature and having tuna can wieners. Most took it as gospel lol. We kept the folk story alive for quite a while and had half of the town regurgitating the tuna can wiener Indian tribe tales even years after all that silliness started lol
 

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I had the hottest Italian girl down the other high school and we were 16 and I put my hand down her pants and started going - 1 finger, 2, 3 , 4 , then my hand was at the point that it was going in (like not even trying) . In my head I’m dumbfounded….WTH!? She was super hot with a woman’s body but, I stopped and made some excuse that my buddy really liked her (he did ). I wasn’t about to attempt that gargantuan pussy ! I have big wide hands too so…that would not have been fun . I did get a BJ though . A short Italian , only 16 and ruined already …wonder if it was genetic or “was she jamming Monster Dildos into her twat like hotkinkyjo …what a waste that was . If it was now , I know what I woulda done but I was young and super picky (still am)

Max
A hand? Jeez that’s crazy and foul at the same time
 

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😂 wow how did I miss this thread..
Great posts fellas.got some serious laughs
 

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In all seriousness, I used to be a boat operator/officer of the day at my units in the military when I was in my 20s. When new recruits would arrive to one of my duty stations on the gulf coast we would take them on an AOR (area of responsibility) run to show them the area via water. I would either be driving the boat or giving the tour for lack of a better term.

Anyways, we would take the boat up into the river delta and show them our northernmost coverage area up there. Very rural and remote. I told every new recruit we got from 2004-2008 that there was an Indian tribe that resided up in that river delta that was known for being short in stature and having tuna can wieners. Most took it as gospel lol. We kept the folk story alive for quite a while and had half of the town regurgitating the tuna can wiener Indian tribe tales even years after all that silliness started lol
Thats AWESOME
 
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