New Ford Broncos---Yay or Nay?

hoyle21

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Get Shredded!
Success! The ST is on the way.

Now tell me about this "easy tune-up" that adds 100hp...

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And now add they are made by Fiat. They've gotten even shittier.
I concur.

I had a 93 Cherokee with the in line 6 … rode like a horse carriage but couldn’t kill it and could plow thrifty the snow just fine. Wife ended up getting a 2006 grand Cherokee with the vortec engine. What a pile.

That was years ago.

She now drives another piece of shit (she ain’t good at pickin cars or men if ya can’t tell lol)

Love my ram tho (pre fiat)
 

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I concur.

I had a 93 Cherokee with the in line 6 … rode like a horse carriage but couldn’t kill it and could plow thrifty the snow just fine. Wife ended up getting a 2006 grand Cherokee with the vortec engine. What a pile.

That was years ago.

She now drives another piece of shit (she ain’t good at pickin cars or men if ya can’t tell lol)

Love my ram tho (pre fiat)
Yeah ,that 4.0l straight six was tuff as shit
 

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I’m not a fan of the Broncos. I drive a Cadillac Escalade ESV. I like GM, I’d go for a Tahoe over the Bronco.
 

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Nay. Ugly AF.

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You prefer government motors, eh? Found the lib.


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Calm down Karen. General Motors. I had a Tahoe and a Suburban before my Escalade. Those SUV’s can easily hit 200k miles with just routine maintenance,
 

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I hate to say it, but after some test driving the bronco wasn't for me. The smaller models were literally too small and everything fit weird. The armrests were super low, I was ducking too look out the windshield, etc, etc. When I sat in the larger models, the windshield felt ridiculously tiny. Literally worse than the small models. Felt smaller than the old jeeps. Oh, and the 1.5L they have in some is a gutless wonder. You literally have to mash the gas pedal all the way to the floor. It does pick up at that point, but everything felt slow and delayed in it.

After some prodding from the wife and the salesman, I sat in the Explorer. I really, really, really hated to admit it...but it fit great. Lots of room and super comfortable. Smooth ride and plenty of pep. They only had the ST Lines on the lot, so they didn't have the full blown ST model. But they are going to have to bring in what we want anyway, so they're trying to get both and we're gonna let fate decide what we end up with. Or maybe flip a quarter if they manage to get both. I'm sure given the price tag, they'll do their best to get the ST in. 🤞
Lol my man with the mom wagon . They really are nice . My wife drives a little Lexus crossover thing she loves it but damn is it small but that’s the size cars that she feels comfortable driving . I am 6’1 and damn near in the back seat . I’m sure the little bronco is the same way .
 

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Lol my man with the mom wagon . They really are nice . My wife drives a little Lexus crossover thing she loves it but damn is it small but that’s the size cars that she feels comfortable driving . I am 6’1 and damn near in the back seat . I’m sure the little bronco is the same way .

Lol...yeah, "soccer mom" is what I keep calling it. Picked it up last night. It really is stupid fast for what it is. I wanted to test it a bit more, but the wife started in with the "not so fast". Which is the exact opposite of what I'm used to hearing driving or in the bedroom...

The bells and whistles on it are beyond ridiculous. The a/c seats were one thing, but it literally does everything for you. Maybe it's common on most new cars, I dunno....but it even automatically brights/dims the headlights at night. As soon as you turn it off, the seat goes back and the steering wheel goes up...i made a few "fatties must love this" jokes. Pretty sure it has a butt wiper on it, but I haven't found it yet. I can push a button and the back seats automatically fold up, which is great after all the years of wrestling van seats in and out for hauling and vacations. I really do hate to admit the wife was right this time. Pretty sure she's gonna try and steal it from me though...
 

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There’s actually a lot of tuners available for that vehicle

This is a story about one that will make it run 0-60 sub 4 seconds.


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This Lightning is bad ass ! My bro has one (2022 Lightning ) and they kick ass ! I am waiting on another electric car that’s not Tesla but I’m not sure if I’ll actually keep it ..but I might if it’s cool as shit ! 2026 is probably when you’ll see a large influx of e-vehicles from what I’ve been seeing . Seems like LG Sciences and StoreDot are leading the pack with battery tech, helping GM make their own battery as well as Volvo/Harley Davidson , Sony/Gm collab, even BP invested (of course Tesla is the target) but, I love the torque on these things . Just trips everyone out when I hit the pedal and they can’t Believe how fast they are . I have an e-kick scooter that goes 70mph now ! Sick !

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This Lightning is bad ass ! My bro has one (2022 Lightning ) and they kick ass ! I am waiting on another electric car that’s not Tesla but I’m not sure if I’ll actually keep it ..but I might if it’s cool as shit ! 2026 is probably when you’ll see a large influx of e-vehicles from what I’ve been seeing . Seems like LG Sciences and StoreDot are leading the pack with battery tech, helping GM make their own battery as well as Volvo/Harley Davidson , Sony/Gm collab, even BP invested (of course Tesla is the target) but, I love the torque on these things . Just trips everyone out when I hit the pedal and they can’t Believe how fast they are . I have an e-kick scooter that goes 70mph now ! Sick !

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I hate the look of it. Sits too low for a truck, I like a nice lifted truck with big tires, can't really do that on an EV because the range drops significantly.
 

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Any update? How do you like it?

Freaking love it! You weren't kidding about it being quick. All the bells and whistles are nice too. I haven't found a thing to complain about it. I really, really hate that the wife was right. I'll never hear the end of it.
 
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