Lab testing. Why bother?

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Over the years I have seen so little available in terms of places to get tests done, the credibility of these tests and even the testing labs being questioned, sometimes with good reason. In light of a few recent threads I will share my recent journey into this world.

A couple of years ago I started considering adding and HPLC rig to my office. There is nothing even close to this service available here and as far as I have learned, Guadalajara is the closest place to get testing done. All these labs charge what I consider exorbitant fees for single sample testing by individuals, not businesses. Especially considering some of these labs aren't certificated or accredited. There are little consumables used and the main cost of operating these machines is maintenance and manpower. The further complication is that in the USA, the FDA and DEA has considered these tests to be a sort of de-facto QC for illegal drug labs, which is the whole reason San Rafael got shut down. So we have to send our stuff to Eastern Europe, which logistically is a nightmare. I have samples sent from both Mexico and USA that are looking to be months into getting to their destination. So I figure that from the USA to Mexico I could receive samples pretty quick and easy, especially if my lab is certificated, which I plan to do eventually.

So I had been watching the prices of used machines for a couple of years and was watching the prices drop. Then a funny thing happened. The cannabis industry started getting more widespread and actually booming, with absolute detailed analysis of each product available. I had specifically been looking at Agilent 1100s and some genius saw the need and created a software called "Cannabis Methods" to use with these machines instead of the proprietary ChemStation used prior. Th prices went back up and when they seemed to plateau, I bought a machine. Then this whole lockdown thing happened. I was unable to get to San Diego to collect the machine and importing it was cost prohibitive. I have been spending months trying to figure something out and finally I went up there first week of June to sort it out. During this time the forums start blowing up with all this testing chatter. Everyone is blaming everyone. Even the labs are getting flamed. This turned out to be fortuitous for me because rather than stress out more about paying massive import fees and the logistics of getting the machine here, I sold the system back to the company and took a loss of a "restock fee".

I just don't know why I would want to bother with offering these services. I had tentatively planned to charge only $50usd per sample to individual users and $100usd to labs wanting an official report shared on a link for the testing lab's website. While I loved the idea of making testing widely available and more accessible, I don't relish dealing with the bullshit that apparently comes with it.
If a guy sends me a sample, I run the sample he gives me, print the chromatogram and it's interpretation and populate a standard lab analysis repot. That's it. But if a shitstorm follows my diligence, why would I bother? I wouldn't know what is being sent nor would I care. Either sent in a sealed "welded" vial or in an HPLC test vial, I would have absolutely no way of knowing what I was getting. Unless I bought the stuff directly from a website, there would be no way I could say if something was legit or not. I could only state what the sample analysis was.
A report is easily manipulated. A test, performed properly, not so much. All any of you need to do to see this is to sit in on an HPLC run and you'd know this.

There are a couple forum guys who have expressed an interest in coming down on vacation and I had hoped to have them run a test on their stuff while visiting. I even made a prominent place in my office for the machine. But it looks like that ain't going to happen now.
 

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Over the years I have seen so little available in terms of places to get tests done, the credibility of these tests and even the testing labs being questioned, sometimes with good reason. In light of a few recent threads I will share my recent journey into this world.

A couple of years ago I started considering adding and HPLC rig to my office. There is nothing even close to this service available here and as far as I have learned, Guadalajara is the closest place to get testing done. All these labs charge what I consider exorbitant fees for single sample testing by individuals, not businesses. Especially considering some of these labs aren't certificated or accredited. There are little consumables used and the main cost of operating these machines is maintenance and manpower. The further complication is that in the USA, the FDA and DEA has considered these tests to be a sort of de-facto QC for illegal drug labs, which is the whole reason San Rafael got shut down. So we have to send our stuff to Eastern Europe, which logistically is a nightmare. I have samples sent from both Mexico and USA that are looking to be months into getting to their destination. So I figure that from the USA to Mexico I could receive samples pretty quick and easy, especially if my lab is certificated, which I plan to do eventually.

So I had been watching the prices of used machines for a couple of years and was watching the prices drop. Then a funny thing happened. The cannabis industry started getting more widespread and actually booming, with absolute detailed analysis of each product available. I had specifically been looking at Agilent 1100s and some genius saw the need and created a software called "Cannabis Methods" to use with these machines instead of the proprietary ChemStation used prior. Th prices went back up and when they seemed to plateau, I bought a machine. Then this whole lockdown thing happened. I was unable to get to San Diego to collect the machine and importing it was cost prohibitive. I have been spending months trying to figure something out and finally I went up there first week of June to sort it out. During this time the forums start blowing up with all this testing chatter. Everyone is blaming everyone. Even the labs are getting flamed. This turned out to be fortuitous for me because rather than stress out more about paying massive import fees and the logistics of getting the machine here, I sold the system back to the company and took a loss of a "restock fee".

I just don't know why I would want to bother with offering these services. I had tentatively planned to charge only $50usd per sample to individual users and $100usd to labs wanting an official report shared on a link for the testing lab's website. While I loved the idea of making testing widely available and more accessible, I don't relish dealing with the bullshit that apparently comes with it.
If a guy sends me a sample, I run the sample he gives me, print the chromatogram and it's interpretation and populate a standard lab analysis repot. That's it. But if a shitstorm follows my diligence, why would I bother? I wouldn't know what is being sent nor would I care. Either sent in a sealed "welded" vial or in an HPLC test vial, I would have absolutely no way of knowing what I was getting. Unless I bought the stuff directly from a website, there would be no way I could say if something was legit or not. I could only state what the sample analysis was.
A report is easily manipulated. A test, performed properly, not so much. All any of you need to do to see this is to sit in on an HPLC run and you'd know this.

There are a couple forum guys who have expressed an interest in coming down on vacation and I had hoped to have them run a test on their stuff while visiting. I even made a prominent place in my office for the machine. But it looks like that ain't going to happen now.

I mentioned you in the jswole / praet feud.

I know you got your haters but I’d consider any spec tests preformed by you to be legit and unbiased.
 

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If we can learn anything from Praetian, it is why lab tests are so important. The guy would have never gotten bloodwork on his test cypionate if it was not for jswole and his testing. So this guy would have been bulking and wasting so much time with strict bulk diet and training only to gain a ton of fat. Imagine that. Months wasted, force feeding, money wasting on tons of food. Then more months to suffer from starving on cutting down since he would have gained nothing but fat from his bulk due to underdosed test cypionate from Praetian.
 

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Over the years I have seen so little available in terms of places to get tests done, the credibility of these tests and even the testing labs being questioned, sometimes with good reason. In light of a few recent threads I will share my recent journey into this world.

A couple of years ago I started considering adding and HPLC rig to my office. There is nothing even close to this service available here and as far as I have learned, Guadalajara is the closest place to get testing done. All these labs charge what I consider exorbitant fees for single sample testing by individuals, not businesses. Especially considering some of these labs aren't certificated or accredited. There are little consumables used and the main cost of operating these machines is maintenance and manpower. The further complication is that in the USA, the FDA and DEA has considered these tests to be a sort of de-facto QC for illegal drug labs, which is the whole reason San Rafael got shut down. So we have to send our stuff to Eastern Europe, which logistically is a nightmare. I have samples sent from both Mexico and USA that are looking to be months into getting to their destination. So I figure that from the USA to Mexico I could receive samples pretty quick and easy, especially if my lab is certificated, which I plan to do eventually.

So I had been watching the prices of used machines for a couple of years and was watching the prices drop. Then a funny thing happened. The cannabis industry started getting more widespread and actually booming, with absolute detailed analysis of each product available. I had specifically been looking at Agilent 1100s and some genius saw the need and created a software called "Cannabis Methods" to use with these machines instead of the proprietary ChemStation used prior. Th prices went back up and when they seemed to plateau, I bought a machine. Then this whole lockdown thing happened. I was unable to get to San Diego to collect the machine and importing it was cost prohibitive. I have been spending months trying to figure something out and finally I went up there first week of June to sort it out. During this time the forums start blowing up with all this testing chatter. Everyone is blaming everyone. Even the labs are getting flamed. This turned out to be fortuitous for me because rather than stress out more about paying massive import fees and the logistics of getting the machine here, I sold the system back to the company and took a loss of a "restock fee".

I just don't know why I would want to bother with offering these services. I had tentatively planned to charge only $50usd per sample to individual users and $100usd to labs wanting an official report shared on a link for the testing lab's website. While I loved the idea of making testing widely available and more accessible, I don't relish dealing with the bullshit that apparently comes with it.
If a guy sends me a sample, I run the sample he gives me, print the chromatogram and it's interpretation and populate a standard lab analysis repot. That's it. But if a shitstorm follows my diligence, why would I bother? I wouldn't know what is being sent nor would I care. Either sent in a sealed "welded" vial or in an HPLC test vial, I would have absolutely no way of knowing what I was getting. Unless I bought the stuff directly from a website, there would be no way I could say if something was legit or not. I could only state what the sample analysis was.
A report is easily manipulated. A test, performed properly, not so much. All any of you need to do to see this is to sit in on an HPLC run and you'd know this.

There are a couple forum guys who have expressed an interest in coming down on vacation and I had hoped to have them run a test on their stuff while visiting. I even made a prominent place in my office for the machine. But it looks like that ain't going to happen now.


You're not wrong about the bullshit that goes along with it. BUT....have you ever done anything that didn't have some amount of bullshit to deal with? I mean, you can buy someone lunch and then someone else will get pissed you didn't buy theirs. Or the guy you bought for won't return the favor. Part of life, my man. I get it though...I've gotten pickier in my old age about what I'm willing to put up with. I also doubled my prices. Money has a way of making bullshit more tolerable.
 

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You're not wrong about the bullshit that goes along with it. BUT....have you ever done anything that didn't have some amount of bullshit to deal with? I mean, you can buy someone lunch and then someone else will get pissed you didn't buy theirs. Or the guy you bought for won't return the favor. Part of life, my man. I get it though...I've gotten pickier in my old age about what I'm willing to put up with. I also doubled my prices. Money has a way of making bullshit more tolerable.
I concur, but I live in Mexico for a reason. I learned that money is far from my “driver” long ago.
 

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If we can learn anything from Praetian, it is why lab tests are so important. The guy would have never gotten bloodwork on his test cypionate if it was not for jswole and his testing. So this guy would have been bulking and wasting so much time with strict bulk diet and training only to gain a ton of fat. Imagine that. Months wasted, force feeding, money wasting on tons of food. Then more months to suffer from starving on cutting down since he would have gained nothing but fat from his bulk due to underdosed test cypionate from Praetian.
In a way, I couldn’t disagree more.
If a guy cracks down on his training, eats right and has the focus, on gear OR placebos, he’s going to get results. Ripping people off sucks but blaming bunk gear for lack of progress is only worth 5-10% of that complaint.
 

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In a way, I couldn’t disagree more.
If a guy cracks down on his training, eats right and has the focus, on gear OR placebos, he’s going to get results. Ripping people off sucks but blaming bunk gear for lack of progress is only worth 5-10% of that complaint.

Coach you say some bizarre shit sometimes lol I dont know if you’re joking or are serious .... are you kidding? Lol placebo gainz? Lmao

The natural genetics needed to even be close to anabolic gains puts that person in single digit percentile of people...


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Forgive me if this seems like a stupid question but I was wondering how much one of those testing machines cost, i was under the impression that they were thousands of dollars.


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Forgive me if this seems like a stupid question but I was wondering how much one of those testing machines cost, i was under the impression that they were thousands of dollars.


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12.5k for a cheapie... I think my company paid 40k for there mass spec hplc
 

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Coach you say some bizarre shit sometimes lol I dont know if you’re joking or are serious .... are you kidding? Lol placebo gainz? Lmao

The natural genetics needed to even be close to anabolic gains puts that person in single digit percentile of people...


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he was replying to the fact that dude said If gear is bunk you’ll be a fat ass... Cabo makes a good point.. if gear is bunk and your nads work at least a little bit... you do it right, you won’t be a fat fuck. You won’t look like you do roids either... you’ll at worst look average fit
 

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he was replying to the fact that dude said If gear is bunk you’ll be a fat ass... Cabo makes a good point.. if gear is bunk and your nads work at least a little bit... you do it right, you won’t be a fat fuck. You won’t look like you do roids either... you’ll at worst look average fit

That's kind of the way I took it. Consistent effort has greater results than just pinning and hitting the gym once a week (and eating like a pig).
 

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That's kind of the way I took it. Consistent effort has greater results than just pinning and hitting the gym once a week (and eating like a pig).
Or pinning gear without a clue of the other, main focal points. I wasn’t taking the piss. I’ve seen plenty of gear gods here and I know that without a doubt, I could get them looking better than they look now or have ever looked with them using a single mg. If you guys attribute your success in the gym to “fire gear”, I feel sorry for you. Not to mention you are perpetuating the myth that steroids make bodybuilders.
Does good gear help and add to the equation? Certainly. But it is a small part of it.
It starts in your brain.
 

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Forgive me if this seems like a stupid question but I was wondering how much one of those testing machines cost, i was under the impression that they were thousands of dollars.


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Before the cannabis thing I mentioned, there was a glut and I saw them in the $6k range. But now one can find them in the $10k range and even make lesser offers, which is what I did. If you want a Shimadzu or Waters you can get one cheaper. I just prefer a ubiquitous model for future spare availability. It help knowing someone who uses them regularly so as not to get an expensive paperweight.
 

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Coach you say some bizarre shit sometimes lol I dont know if you’re joking or are serious .... are you kidding? Lol placebo gainz? Lmao

The natural genetics needed to even be close to anabolic gains puts that person in single digit percentile of people...


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Do some research on "Placebo" it is amazing what "belief" can do for somebody. Cancer cured by placebo pills....,etc. I learned a long time ago energy/frequency/vibrations are key to success in many aspects of life, health, and the universe as whole. Do yourself a favor and look into Nikolai Tesla.

In the case of Placebo, the energy is a positive as you believe what you are taking will heal you. That then translates into healing. Sure we do not understand the mechanics of it yet but the phenomenon is documented many times over. You can also feed off of negative energy, ever hate somebody so much you used that negative energy to drive you to succeed? In essence energy is energy.

Did you know they are no able to kill cancer cells using 2 simultaneous frequencies..... if Big Pharma does not ruin it. it the next 10 to 20 years most cancers will be no worse than getting a cold. check it out. I promise it is worth the deep dive.
 

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Coachcabo I was i just got back from Cabo I’m pissed I meant to look you up when I was down there!
 

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Over the years I have seen so little available in terms of places to get tests done, the credibility of these tests and even the testing labs being questioned, sometimes with good reason. In light of a few recent threads I will share my recent journey into this world.

A couple of years ago I started considering adding and HPLC rig to my office. There is nothing even close to this service available here and as far as I have learned, Guadalajara is the closest place to get testing done. All these labs charge what I consider exorbitant fees for single sample testing by individuals, not businesses. Especially considering some of these labs aren't certificated or accredited. There are little consumables used and the main cost of operating these machines is maintenance and manpower. The further complication is that in the USA, the FDA and DEA has considered these tests to be a sort of de-facto QC for illegal drug labs, which is the whole reason San Rafael got shut down. So we have to send our stuff to Eastern Europe, which logistically is a nightmare. I have samples sent from both Mexico and USA that are looking to be months into getting to their destination. So I figure that from the USA to Mexico I could receive samples pretty quick and easy, especially if my lab is certificated, which I plan to do eventually.

So I had been watching the prices of used machines for a couple of years and was watching the prices drop. Then a funny thing happened. The cannabis industry started getting more widespread and actually booming, with absolute detailed analysis of each product available. I had specifically been looking at Agilent 1100s and some genius saw the need and created a software called "Cannabis Methods" to use with these machines instead of the proprietary ChemStation used prior. Th prices went back up and when they seemed to plateau, I bought a machine. Then this whole lockdown thing happened. I was unable to get to San Diego to collect the machine and importing it was cost prohibitive. I have been spending months trying to figure something out and finally I went up there first week of June to sort it out. During this time the forums start blowing up with all this testing chatter. Everyone is blaming everyone. Even the labs are getting flamed. This turned out to be fortuitous for me because rather than stress out more about paying massive import fees and the logistics of getting the machine here, I sold the system back to the company and took a loss of a "restock fee".

I just don't know why I would want to bother with offering these services. I had tentatively planned to charge only $50usd per sample to individual users and $100usd to labs wanting an official report shared on a link for the testing lab's website. While I loved the idea of making testing widely available and more accessible, I don't relish dealing with the bullshit that apparently comes with it.
If a guy sends me a sample, I run the sample he gives me, print the chromatogram and it's interpretation and populate a standard lab analysis repot. That's it. But if a shitstorm follows my diligence, why would I bother? I wouldn't know what is being sent nor would I care. Either sent in a sealed "welded" vial or in an HPLC test vial, I would have absolutely no way of knowing what I was getting. Unless I bought the stuff directly from a website, there would be no way I could say if something was legit or not. I could only state what the sample analysis was.
A report is easily manipulated. A test, performed properly, not so much. All any of you need to do to see this is to sit in on an HPLC run and you'd know this.

There are a couple forum guys who have expressed an interest in coming down on vacation and I had hoped to have them run a test on their stuff while visiting. I even made a prominent place in my office for the machine. But it looks like that ain't going to happen now.
That would have been amazing. Sorry it didn’t work out.
 
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