I swear this is 90% of gymbros under 25 right now...

[Fletcher]

Protip:

+

🤦SMFH

 

[Fletcher]

Instead of typing "Sam Sulek"...


Type "how to buy and send bitcoin from Cashapp"

 

[Battousai]

Lol this is how my 53 year old friend is. Can't even figure out to use cash app because it's too complicated. Sends me fucking checks in the mail like some old lady.

 

[Fletcher]

None of that shit is complicated... people are just too lazy or lack the self confidence to do anything other than what they already know.

If you had to use bitcoin to buy an iphone, use pornhub, or get on tiktok they would all be fuckin experts though!

 

[Johnnyhartly]

Instead of typing "Sam Sulek"...


Type "how to buy and send bitcoin from Cashapp"

View attachment 103470View attachment 103471

Sams the GOAT did trip 😎

You had to kno I’d be here saying this shit 😎😎

 

[CoachCabo]

And it all stems from these same gym bros who think working out=steroids. One simply does not exist without the other.

”I just bought a gym membership and am finally going to start working out. Can you tell me the best place to buy steroids? Specifically tren, bro.”

I was checking out my salesguy at the Vitamin Shoppe the other day. Young, seems knowledgable, definitely interested in the bodybuilding ins and outs. He had on a polo shirt and the beginnings of some hanging nipples were peeking out. I so badly wanted to tell him that his current physique I could have gotten him to, with only food and effective training, in two years, maybe less.
But he was a good dude, filled my bag with samples, had an opinion on the guv’ment, FDA, etc….so I spared him the criticism. Knowing gym bros these days, he would have thought anything I say in useless.

You can’t really expect people to figure out bitcoin when they can’t even type an intelligible sentence.

 

[Big Puppy]

walk through the bathroom yesterday and there's 5 or 6 of them flexing in the mirror..

1 of them, no lie, had to be less than 135lbs. serious. shirt off, as I walk in front of his mirror, still flexing, looking at his "abs"

zero shame

 

[IronRage]

And it all stems from these same gym bros who think working out=steroids. One simply does not exist without the other.

”I just bought a gym membership and am finally going to start working out. Can you tell me the best place to buy steroids? Specifically tren, bro.”

I was checking out my salesguy at the Vitamin Shoppe the other day. Young, seems knowledgable, definitely interested in the bodybuilding ins and outs. He had on a polo shirt and the beginnings of some hanging nipples were peeking out. I so badly wanted to tell him that his current physique I could have gotten him to, with only food and effective training, in two years, maybe less.
But he was a good dude, filled my bag with samples, had an opinion on the guv’ment, FDA, etc….so I spared him the criticism. Knowing gym bros these days, he would have thought anything I say in useless.

You can’t really expect people to figure out bitcoin when they can’t even type an intelligible sentence.

Why were you checking out your vitamin shoppe sales guy???

 

[CoachCabo]

Why were you checking out your vitamin shoppe sales guy???

Just before I sucked his cock for 20% off, yes.

 

[IronRage]

Just before I sucked his cock for 20% off, yes.

Gotta take any deal you can in this economy

 

[Multislacking]

Lol this is how my 53 year old friend is. Can't even figure out to use cash app because it's too complicated. Sends me fucking checks in the mail like some old lady.

Hey, you said you wouldn't mention our arrangement! By the way, you need to cash that last check so I can balance my checkbook.

 

[Battousai]

Hey, you said you wouldn't mention our arrangement! By the way, you need to cash that last check so I can balance my checkbook.

I'm holding it for a few years then I can cash them all at once.

 

[MindlessWork]

Lol this is how my 53 year old friend is. Can't even figure out to use cash app because it's too complicated. Sends me fucking checks in the mail like some old lady.

I only write one check a month and that's to my landlord, everything else I pay online. Checks are old school!

EDIT: I am trying to get my landlord to accept payment via my bank's bill pay service.

 

[MXP51]

walk through the bathroom yesterday and there's 5 or 6 of them flexing in the mirror..

1 of them, no lie, had to be less than 135lbs. serious. shirt off, as I walk in front of his mirror, still flexing, looking at his "abs"

zero shame

I see young skinny guys in my gym locker room doing this all the time. They'll be all up in the mirror with a serious look on their faces like they're really the business. Haha.

Another thing is there's always one or two in the locker room just sitting on a bench playing on their phones. Like who wants to just hang out in the shitter scrolling through the phone? It's bizarre how they behave.

 

[CoachCabo]

I see young skinny guys in my gym locker room doing this all the time. They'll be all up in the mirror with a serious look on their faces like they're really the business. Haha.

Another thing is there's always one or two in the locker room just sitting on a bench playing on their phones. Like who wants to just hang out in the shitter scrolling through the phone? It's bizarre how they behave.

Well, you old guys, I told you how to clear out locker rooms of yutes. You walk out of a nice, hot shower and go stand next to them. Hike one leg up on the same bench and with your balls hanging to your knees, start talking to them. "Is that the Samsung X25?" or "You got some nice new selfies you can show me there Hulk?" or my favorite, bend over in front of them and ask "Hey, can you tell me if my hemorrhoids look inflamed?"
They won't be there long after that and run every time they see you.

 

[Reaper7]

walk through the bathroom yesterday and there's 5 or 6 of them flexing in the mirror..

1 of them, no lie, had to be less than 135lbs. serious. shirt off, as I walk in front of his mirror, still flexing, looking at his "abs"

zero shame

At least they kept it in the bathroom! I straight up see 130lb teens flexing in beaters directly in front of the dumbbell rack looking cocky af. I have kids ask me questions from time to time, and they’ll be like yo what’s your routine like? And I’ll tell them “I’ll give you my routine, but body composition is primarily driven by nutrition” and I can see their eyes begin to shake back and forth and then I’ll hit ‘em with the old one two - “what do you squat, bench, deadlift, overhead press and row and how many calories are you eating daily”. And they literally go full blown Austin powers femme bot on me - head shoots off their neck like it’s spring loaded. Fuckin love it.

 

[DirtyIron14]

I watched a dude the other day in his early 20's if I had to guess taking Rips on his vape and blowing it into his shirt while on a stationary bike. The vapors were coming out his sleeves. I wanted so badly to spray him with a fire extinguisher and say I thought he was on fire 🤣

 

[MindlessWork]

Well, you old guys, I told you how to clear out locker rooms of yutes. You walk out of a nice, hot shower and go stand next to them. Hike one leg up on the same bench and with your balls hanging to your knees, start talking to them. "Is that the Samsung X25?" or "You got some nice new selfies you can show me there Hulk?" or my favorite, bend over in front of them and ask "Hey, can you tell me if my hemorrhoids look inflamed?"
They won't be there long after that and run every time they see you.

Lmao good one!

 

[CoachCabo]

Lmao good one!

I wonder how many of you think I really do this…or not?

 

[MindlessWork]

I wonder how many of you think I really do this…or not?

You are a good egg and just going along with the joke!

 

[CoachCabo]

Oh, I really do it. I admit that I make jokes about some stuff but this one is true. My tolerance is gone for these cunts.

 

[AR-15]

Oh, I really do it. I admit that I make jokes about some stuff but this one is true. My tolerance is gone for these cunts.

I would literally pay to see the look on their faces when your balls are hanging next to their chin.
You gotta get one of those secret camera things and video this. You’d never have to work again Coach. You’d probably get enough hits on YouTube just from us to support yourself. Lol

 

[tommygunz]

By the way, you need to cash that last check so I can balance my checkbook.

Pay attention kids. 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻This is how you tell somebody is old.

 

[christiantt]

walk through the bathroom yesterday and there's 5 or 6 of them flexing in the mirror..

1 of them, no lie, had to be less than 135lbs. serious. shirt off, as I walk in front of his mirror, still flexing, looking at his "abs"

zero shame

God, little twats like that are so fucking annoying. Here's a thought: actually focus on working out, building a program instead of roostering like you actually have something worthwhile to flex.

 

[Bigganglurker]

This thread is gold.. and all true lol. This tells everything about the up and coming

I watched a dude the other day in his early 20's if I had to guess taking Rips on his vape and blowing it into his shirt while on a stationary bike. The vapors were coming out his sleeves. I wanted so badly to spray him with a fire extinguisher and say I thought he was on fire 🤣

Speechless lol

 

[CoachCabo]

I watched a kid doing lateral raises with light dumbells with perfect form yesterday. I almost complimented him but something told me to hold back. Ten minutes later he’s doing those gay ass face pulls and then pulls off his shirt to do front lat spreads in the dumbbell area.
this shit is so out of control.

I heard some guys going on about being natural the other day. They were doing it within ear shot of a good, soft spoken competitor, probably in some sort of veiled insult.
I went over and asked with amazement “Wow! You guys are natural?” When they proudly said “Yes!” I said “Man, I can tell!”
It is incredible this strange culture that has developed. You guys think it is mostly from social media or was the world on a downturn before the proliferation of charlatans and “influencers”?

 

[tommygunz]

IDK, at least they were in the gym and not outside stealing your spinners

 

[christiantt]

I watched a kid doing lateral raises with light dumbells with perfect form yesterday. I almost complimented him but something told me to hold back. Ten minutes later he’s doing those gay ass face pulls and then pulls off his shirt to do front lat spreads in the dumbbell area.
this shit is so out of control.

I heard some guys going on about being natural the other day. They were doing it within ear shot of a good, soft spoken competitor, probably in some sort of veiled insult.
I went over and asked with amazement “Wow! You guys are natural?” When they proudly said “Yes!” I said “Man, I can tell!”
It is incredible this strange culture that has developed. You guys think it is mostly from social media or was the world on a downturn before the proliferation of charlatans and “influencers”?

100% social media and charlatans and influencers.
Of course in popular culture the muscled up masculine hero is an archetype and was the soil for all this, but what is growing out of it now is just fucking gay and lame.

 

[Fletcher]

Sams the GOAT did trip 😎

You had to kno I’d be here saying this shit 😎😎

Heres the "GOAT" next to a real BBer... Sam's about to blow his o-ring flexing and Duda is trying not to laugh!
Just to put things in perspective 😄

 

[Johnnyhartly]

Heres the "GOAT" next to a real BBer... Sam's about to blow his o-ring flexing and Duda is trying not to laugh!
Just to put things in perspective 😄
View attachment 103980View attachment 103981

Sam is on his come up. Wash out!!!

😎

You know i gotta beat this dead horse bro 😂❤️