How to

[breakbones]

How do you become a REP for a source, and when you do what perks are received.

Thanks for your answers; just curious...

 

[hightestfuel]

Step 1 is destroy your humerus and display for all to see. CHECK.
Not to hijack- but what the hell happened?

 

[tommygunz]

You need 24 posts and not know much about asking sensitive questions. You'd be perfect, oh wait, not enough posts.

 

[Anabolic5150]

You need 24 posts and not know much about asking sensitive questions. You'd be perfect, oh wait, not enough posts.

Thought it was 27 posts?

 

[tommygunz]

This is going to the Pit, it should be fun.

 

[TheOldJJdigs]

Wow...

 

[StaggerLee]

You need 24 posts and not know much about asking sensitive questions. You'd be perfect, oh wait, not enough posts.

Now everyone with 24 posts is going to pm you asking how to rep lol

 

[Gibbs]

Its not hard from what I hear. First you have to send your credentials to them with a 1990s style headshot. Then you have to use your expertise to tell everyone how you've gotten big and ripped in one month using the p90x and and strictly there gear. As anabolic 5150 said make sure you have 27 posts. ... then we know we can trust you as a solid rep. Other than that just sit back and wait for everyone to contact you beggin for you to join them. Good luck man

 

[DetroitDawg]

Now everyone with 24 posts is going to pm you asking how to rep lol

 

[Anabolic5150]

I've also had to send in nudes of my dogs and a sperm sample.

 

[Gibbs]

No wonder now ones gotten back to me. I sent in a sample of what I look like naked and took a picture of my sperm.... I was way off

 

[Anabolic5150]

No wonder now ones gotten back to me. I sent in a sample of what I look like naked and took a picture of my sperm.... I was way off

Duh, you've gotta follow the directions.

 

[DaMaster]

I've also had to send in nudes of my dogs and a sperm sample.

Sperm samples of your dogs?

eeewwwwwwwwww

 

[Gibbs]

Haha

 

[Anabolic5150]

Sperm samples of your dogs?

eeewwwwwwwwww

You gotta do what you gotta do to be a rep.

 

[Pittsburgh63]

I'd have to start drinking in order to reveal all the tribulations I had to deal with in order to become a rep. Hold on.............

 

[Nocode8511]

Steps to become a REP...

Step 1) No experience lifting
Step 2) Must know all about gears from interwebs
Step 3) Kiss ass to all other reps
Step 4) Please post nudes of self
Step 5) If all above fail... PM HeavyIron and he will make you Admin

Seriously....



Hahahaha ^^^^ See Pitt knows the deal

 

[Pittsburgh63]

Steps to become a REP...

Step 1) No experience lifting
Step 2) Must know all about gears from interwebs
Step 3) Kiss ass to all other reps
Step 4) Please post nudes of self
Step 5) If all above fail... PM HeavyIron and he will make you Admin

Seriously....

That sums it up.

 

[Anabolic5150]

I'd have to start drinking in order to reveal all the tribulations I had to deal with in order to become a rep. Hold on.............

I remember you told me about the car battery, the cucumber and the lube thing you had to endure. How did you sit after??

 

[Pittsburgh63]

I remember you told me about the car battery, the cucumber and the lube thing you had to endure. How did you sit after??

AY sent me one of those donut pillows a week before my "interview".

 

[Pittsburgh63]

AY sent me one of those donut pillows a week before my "interview".

Still not sure how she knew heavyiron would have me do all that other stuff.

 

[Anabolic5150]

AY sent me one of those donut pillows a week before my "interview".

She's a saint.

 

[Pittsburgh63]

She's a saint.

She is indeed. Nothing beats a womans intuition and compassion when being anally assaulted by you hero.

 

[Anabolic5150]

Wonder if the OP still wants to be a rep?

 

[Gibbs]

Well if he doesn't I do.... sounds like I missed out on a lot of fun haha

 

[tommygunz]

AY sent me one of those donut pillows a week before my "interview".

You got a pillow!?

 

[dogbig]

I nearly choked on my dinner reading this thread

 

[jas101]

I sent out multiple resumes and nude pics. I was going to send a sperm sample out but I accidentally swallowed it before I could spit it in the cup. Is this perhaps why I've not gotten any replys for the job.

 

[Darkshadowlander]

The pit was most def the worst place to ask such questions. But at least it was entertaining.

 

[Little BamBam]

lol they are still reviewing my nude pics